Unusual Dirty Talk

Scanlas The 2nd

What unusual things has a partner said to you during sex that was meant as some form of dirty talk?

One girl said to me "call me a whore". Wasn't expecting it, threw me off my rhythm.

TonyStark

Did you ring one for her? :-)

stovelid

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

What unusual things has a partner said to you during sex that was meant as some form of dirty talk?

One girl said to me "call me a whore". Wasn't expecting it, threw me off my rhythm.

She cleanly wanted a threesome with a prostitue.

Edit: f*ck it.

Bipolar Joe

I was once told "Rape me." I gave her the gentlest rape ever.

BigDuffman

I'm not asleep yet..dont wake me when your finished

leviathon

Get off me you sick pervert

AlmightyCushion

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I was once told "Rape me." I gave her the gentlest rape ever.

You were fúcking Kurt Cobain?

howamidifferent

"White wash me womb"

--LOS--

probably weird things, nothing that turned me off though. I think being called a whore/slut would though

sensibleken

To be honest at half two on a saturday night the only dirty thing i can think of is abrakebabra

Bipolar Joe

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I was once told "Rape me." I gave her the gentlest rape ever.

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You were fúcking Kurt Cobain?

Even I have standards.

mackg

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

What unusual things has a partner said to you during sex that was meant as some form of dirty talk?

One girl said to me "call me a whore". Wasn't expecting it, threw me off my rhythm.

That's not unusual.

dilallio

In before "Lob it into me boss"

orourkeda

Hasnt everyone screamed something stupid while nailing a partner.

Once its not mad stuff like "headbutt my arse" or something even worse then no big deal

carlybabe1

howamidifferent wrote: »

"White wash me womb"

pmsl

freakiest request "will ye do me with a strap-on?"

:eek:




t'was the beginning of the end of that realtionship when i realised he wasnt havin a laugh

recylingbin

mid coitus

me: will i stick it in your ass?
her: you're already in my ass.
me: slut.

''God, it barely even touches the sides, would you ever hurry up''.

Scanlas The 2nd

mackg wrote: »

That's not unusual.

At the time I thought it was unusual, since then I learned it's not as unusual as I once thought.

Saila

as she was kneeled over on all fours and face pretty much on the floor

"the carpet could really do with a hoover!"

After I was 'finished' I got the hoover downstairs and dropped it into her and left

cowzerp

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I was once told "Rape me."

Me too, this was too weird for me and was not cool-how do ya pretend to do that!!

SEPT 23 1989

I need a new washing machine

jumbone

I'm going to fu.ck your fuc.king fanny off, you twat!

orourkeda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_osFtSUQ-g

sensibleken

Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty

mikom

One night she reamed off a load of dirty talk.....

"Twist my nipples.
Finger my arse.
Kiss my ear.
Kiss my back.
Play with my tits.
Ride me sideways.
Pull my hair.

All of a sudden she stopped and said: " You’ve lost your erection."

YES OF COURSE I HAVE......... Because I’ve got too much to fucking remember.

stupidusername

howamidifferent wrote: »

"White wash me womb"

Tell me this isn't real?

bazza1

Blast me with piss!

sam34

I had a fcuk buddy once who used call my clit my love pimple- seriously, WTF?

he used also call our respective bits he and she, eg, he really likes it when she squeezes him like that.

it was very off putting.

howamidifferent

sam34 wrote: »

I had a fcuk buddy once who used call my clit my love pimple- seriously, WTF?

he used also call our respective bits he and she, eg, he really likes it when she squeezes him like that.

it was very off putting.

Prince Philip was it?

recylingbin

sam34 wrote: »

I had a fcuk buddy once who used call my clit my love pimple- seriously, WTF?

he used also call our respective bits he and she, eg, he really likes it when she squeezes him like that.

it was very off putting.

Was he a priest?

howamidifferent

stupidusername wrote: »

Tell me this isn't real?

I have heard that whispered in my ear!

stupidusername

howamidifferent wrote: »

I have heard that whispered in my ear!

Somehow that makes it worse!

sam34

recylingbin wrote: »

Was he a priest?

no

pragmatic1

Sex is not the time or place to start having conversations.

ShadowGal

I dont think ive come across any unusual dirty talk.
Ive had "tell me what a naughty girl you are" lol

ShadowGal

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Sex is not the time or place to start having conversations.

It depends on what the conversation is. Maybe you like to describe what your going to do to someone while they cant move or something.. :cool:

phill106

howamidifferent wrote: »

"White wash me womb"

SHould have got tom sawyer to help....

recylingbin

ShadowGal wrote: »

I dont think ive come across any unusual dirty talk.
Ive had "tell me what a naughty girl you are" lol

How did you reply?
I only ask out of scientific curiosity of course.

howamidifferent

Havent heard this but saw it on some TV show a while back...

"Oh, hurt me daddy"...:D

Nearly choked on my hob nob with laughing.

ShadowGal

recylingbin wrote: »

How did you reply?
I only ask out of scientific curiosity of course.

Well ya gotta get into it then see or the role playing doesnt work
I of course would have been very naughty and told him so :pac:

howamidifferent

ShadowGal wrote: »

Well ya gotta get into it then see or the role playing doesnt work
I of course would have been very naughty and told him so :pac:

<snip>

im invisible

'ride me sideways' was another one

jacksprat

"get your bolloks out of my face!"

Capajoma

You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

Micky Dolenz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0xCSkKeqA

carefulnow100

Her: Hit me baby, oh yeah.
Me: what?
Her: yeah do it.
Me: oh ook.
*slap*
Her: Not that fookin hard.
Me: Jesus I'm sorry! Im nearly there.
Her: Me to.

Gave that bithc some cream for her face, bithc's love man goo face cream :cool:





Then I woke up.

P.s: I do not dream about hitting girls during the act. This is a work of fiction

recylingbin

ShadowGal wrote: »

Well ya gotta get into it then see or the role playing doesnt work
I of course would have been very naughty and told him so :pac:

giggidy.

Tipsy McSwagger

Capajoma wrote: »

You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

Jerry Seinfeld;)

DrumSteve

"Fill me up to me gee flaps"

cosmicfart

3 words.........piss on me

wolf moon

howamidifferent wrote: »

"White wash me womb"

Oh Jaysus.... That's more than disgusting...