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Oh Jesus it hurts...

  • 10-08-2011 6:48am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭


    I was out last night in quite a rambunctious mood. Went in a tattoo shop and one thing lead to another.

    I woke up this morning with both my nipples pierced!!!

    My question to boardies is should they stay or should they go??

    Hot or not on a guy??


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    The gays love them :pac:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Hang your keys from them, that way you'll never lose them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Keep them in until the piercings are established.

    Then decide. At least you have the option then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭littlehedgehog


    Stay stay stay!

    Just avoid shower doors, dressing gowns, doors, people's arms, corners of walls.. Etc.. For a while :D
    Then again, you'll only catch them once, and that'll learn ya!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    After reading the post, it's difficult not to read the title "Oh jesus it hurts" in a high pitched voice with a lisp.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Rip them out, like ripping off a plaster. Easy, quick and painless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    They look ridic.
    Congrats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Ya tit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Ditch


    Hell. I could tell ye such a story; Involving pierced nipples, my brother, his mate, his mates kiddies and my Dog!

    Probably best left unsaid :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Pics or it never happened.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    They're hot alright....


    Just not on a guy....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    They're hot alright....


    Just not on a guy....

    I hate em..even tongue piercings.
    If I want to know what metal tastes like I can lick the spoon while eating my yogurt etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sc@recrow wrote: »
    I hate em..even tongue piercings.
    If I want to know what metal tastes like I can lick the spoon while eating my yogurt etc

    Petit filous ftw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I was out last night in quite a rambunctious mood. Went in a tattoo shop and one thing lead to another.

    I woke up this morning with both my nipples pierced!!!

    My question to boardies is should they stay or should they go??

    Hot or not on a guy??

    Could have been worse, at least you didn't wake up with a tattoo on your ass


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Fun fact: If you have a heart attack or similar and need the ambulance needs to put a defib on you, the piercings mess up the current it gives so they either have to be removed or it wont be effective.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    I was out last night in quite a rambunctious mood. Went in a tattoo shop and one thing lead to another.

    I woke up this morning with both my nipples pierced!!!

    My question to boardies is should they stay or should they go??

    Hot or not on a guy??

    I call Shenanigans.
    What tattoo shop is open in the middle of the night on a Tuesday and will pierce nipples on drunk people who walk in ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Ew. Get rid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Rambunctiousness. It'll get ya every time. You go out for a quiet drink then... BAM !... your nipples are pierced.

    Could have been worse, you could have pierced Michael and the two Mc Loughlins.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    OP, if you're gay leave 'em, if not get rid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    Was quite interested till i saw poster is a dude.
    I demand no pics whatsoever and the locking of this thread.

    if any ladies are in a similar position however....please continue...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    I was out last night in quite a rambunctious mood. Went in a tattoo shop and one thing lead to another.

    I woke up this morning with both my nipples pierced!!!

    My question to boardies is should they stay or should they go??

    Hot or not on a guy??

    You went into a tattoo shop and got your nips pierced instead of a tattoo? Ask your fella if that's hot or not


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    The gays love them :pac:

    NO, NO we don't

    OP get rid of them, they look horrible on both genders


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭AnnaVanilla


    If you like them, keep them. If you don't like them, get rid of them.

    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭Johnny Favourite


    I call Shenanigans.
    What tattoo shop is open in the middle of the night on a Tuesday and will pierce nipples on drunk people who walk in ?

    plenty in Barcelona


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    plenty in Barcelona

    Right so first thing you did at 8am this morning (8am after being so trollied you don't remember nipple pearcings.....:rolleyes:) was find computer to log into boards and ask us what to do ???

    Admit OP - you watched Hangover 2 last night and are living it out vicariously through boards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    I call Shenanigans.
    What tattoo shop is open in the middle of the night on a Tuesday and will pierce nipples on drunk people who walk in ?

    The best damn tatoo shop in town!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,202 ✭✭✭amacca


    Hep OP.... improvise! (2:50)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭3qsmavrod5twfe


    Nipple ring like in this?




    \disturbing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    if this is true they should go coz any tattoo/piercing shop that works on drunk people is not worth their salt


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Ring or bar? If it's a ring it will get caught on everything, get infected and just be a general pain in the arse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭Johnny Favourite


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    Ring or bar? If it's a ring it will get caught on everything, get infected and just be a general pain in the arse.

    Its a bar..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    Ring or bar? If it's a ring it will get caught on everything, get infected and just be a general pain in the arse.

    Rings are less likely to catch on things if theyre the right size, are easier to clean. they are prone to more movement and keloids though.

    what are you cleaning it with OP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Pierced nipples, in fact pierced anything in men is extremely gay. So if your gay, then yay - well done you, you will most likely be beloved by your fellow homosexuals.
    If not, get them out immediately - they look ridiculous.:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Pierced nipples, in fact pierced anything in men is extremely gay. So if your gay, then yay - well done you, you will most likely be beloved by your fellow homosexuals.
    If not, get them out immediately - they look ridiculous.:mad:

    Its gay to have sex with men. youre confusing the two


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Pierced nipples, in fact pierced anything in men is extremely gay. So if your gay, then yay - well done you, you will most likely be beloved by your fellow homosexuals.
    If not, get them out immediately - they look ridiculous.:mad:

    /facepalm

    seriously op if a piercing place pierced you while you were drunk I would be worried about them getting infected, the place is most likely shoddy for one and alcohol slows your healing time. If you dont take them out, keep an eye on them.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭glennb


    Pierced nipples, in fact pierced anything in men is extremely gay. So if your gay, then yay - well done you, you will most likely be beloved by your fellow homosexuals.
    If not, get them out immediately - they look ridiculous.:mad:

    Well done op you must be a scholar of your time for such a smart and intelligent answer. It will have no doubt shown the male population with piercings the error of their ways.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Pierced nipples, in fact pierced anything in men is extremely gay. So if your gay, then yay - well done you, you will most likely be beloved by your fellow homosexuals.
    If not, get them out immediately - they look ridiculous.:mad:


    Dude, riding other men is gay, not getting pierced. Get it right!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    It could have been worse OP. You could have got a tattoo in a hard to see area.

    You have checked haven't you.

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Pierced nipples, in fact pierced anything in men is extremely gay. So if your gay, then yay - well done you, you will most likely be beloved by your fellow homosexuals.
    If not, get them out immediately - they look ridiculous.:mad:




    My wife likes my tounge piercing, especially when i go down below.
    Unfortunatly i have to go home now and tell her i'm Gay. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Guill wrote: »
    My wife likes my tounge piercing, especially when i go down below.
    Unfortunatly i have to go home now and tell her i'm Gay. :(
    Same here. :( Wanna go buy some tight clothes and then head out to the local homosexual discotheque?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    The right nipple is the gay one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    smokedeels wrote: »
    The right nipple is the gay one.

    I used get that question 5 times a day when i was a piercer. 'which side is the gay side?' I dont know, which side has sex with men you fúcking cretin!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    Same here. :( Wanna go buy some tight clothes and then head out to the local homosexual discotheque?



    Nah, lets just screw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Its gay to have sex with men. youre confusing the two
    --LOS-- wrote: »
    /facepalm

    seriously op if a piercing place pierced you while you were drunk I would be worried about them getting infected, the place is most likely shoddy for one and alcohol slows your healing time. If you dont take them out, keep an eye on them.
    glennb wrote: »
    Well done op you must be a scholar of your time for such a smart and intelligent answer. It will have no doubt shown the male population with piercings the error of their ways.
    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    Dude, riding other men is gay, not getting pierced. Get it right!


    Calm down bitches, you're all getting hysterical!
    Guill wrote: »
    My wife likes my tounge piercing, especially when i go down below.
    Unfortunatly i have to go home now and tell her i'm Gay. :(

    I suppose you could be bi. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭Johnny Favourite


    Pierced nipples, in fact pierced anything in men is extremely gay. So if your gay, then yay - well done you, you will most likely be beloved by your fellow homosexuals.
    If not, get them out immediately - they look ridiculous.:mad:


    I'm not gay. I think i need to start having sex with men to be considered gay. Thank you for your insightful comments.

    Bye the way I'm keeping them in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    I'm not gay. I think i need to start having sex with men to be considered gay. Thank you for your insightful comments.

    Bye the way I'm keeping them in.

    well done. just make sure you look after them well as they can take a year to fully heal. what are you cleaning them with?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    Bye the way I'm keeping them in.

    Keep us posted, if they turn out to be fanny magnets you have to let us know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭Pete M.


    I've had one nipple pierced for about 17 years (got it done with a gun too :eek:) and I like it still.
    Great for a party trick when you start hanging stuff off it.
    As for it looking gay, I don't think so.
    None of the burds who ever saw mine thought it looked gay.
    Although a few of them bit/pulled/twisted it a bit too hard. I'm actually just a l'il bit of a masochist.
    Keep them in, at least until they heal, and then decide.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Im not really into nipple piercing on men or women. Id be too afraid to let loose during sex incase i ripped one off. ouch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    smokedeels wrote: »
    Keep us posted, if they turn out to be fanny magnets you have to let us know.


    ummm, wouldnt they need to be magnetised and the fanny have to be pierced also??
    that would make for some funny bedroom antics :D

    seriously op can you remember if it was sore gettin it done, i cringe when i think about it, it makes my eyes water :p


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