ZYZZ IS DEAD!!!

TimeToShine

dem traps could catch air

Kaneda_

Im not 100% sure just yet, but im pretty sure the riots in London are because of Zyzz'z death.

Where To

is ZZZZZZZ still alive i wonder?

Standard Toaster

Oxegen Stealer

im invisible

where do i go from here wrote: »

is ZZZZZZZ still alive i wonder?

i think he's just sleeping...

Armedocr

Never thought I'd see this on boards lol.

Zyzz will forever be missed by his fellow brahs. I shall be wearing my misc hoody and t shirt tomorrow in memory of the King!


RIP Zyzz, Son of Zeus. Brother of Hercules. Father of Aesthetics

Yakult

Was he on Jersey Shore?

TimeToShine

Armedocr wrote: »

Never thought I'd see this on boards lol.

Zyzz will forever be missed by his fellow brahs. I shall be wearing my misc hoody and t shirt tomorrow in memory of the King!


RIP Zyzz, Son of Zeus. Brother of Hercules. Father of Aesthetics

cant embed pics but bertstare at the misc shirt

Armedocr

TimeToShine wrote: »

cant embed pics but bertstare at the misc shirt

You mirin....got 4 t shirts a hoody and the tank top. Got one t shirt as a joke but people always comment on them and they fit awesome.

Haters gonna hate...

jive

Question :"I'm not going to pretend i know everything about you, because i don't. It annoys me the message you send to guys, and it kills me that my friends want to become anything like you. To me, you are still the skinny boy who is insecure. Nice cover up."

Zyzz: my message is to train hard, dont be a hard ****, enjoy life and dont take yourself too seriously. If there were more people like me, the world will be a happier place. Id rather do what i do and have fun then sit back hating on someone acheiving something


Question :"You're hot man! You obviously work out just for the chicks? You have a good mind about them though, you know which are fake which are whores and all that crap you're a good guy I guess."

Zyzz: i dont workout for chicks, i workout to create an aura. when i walk into a room, introduce myself to someone, go for a job interview, i love looking dominant, in charge, and in control. I love walking past and having people point and talk about me. i love the fact that when i go somewhere with thousands of people. almost all of them will remember who i am when it is over, and i didnt even have to say a word (this was the case before people knew who i was)

None of this will make sense to any of you once you get the physique and know whats its like. I know it sounds like im bragging, but think of it as driving a ferrari in real life. Why do people drive ferraris? to get attention, looks, exert dominance and superiority from the norm, and to get people talking..but it also inspires jealousy and haters on the person driving. Thats exactly what i experience IRL

Kojak

The King of Moo wrote: »

I think this is an internet thing!

Damn that interweb. :mad:

TimeToShine

o1s1n

Have Rush broken up?

smokedeels

What is it, a Unitarian?

Da Shins Kelly

Is this just some bloke who took steroids from the day he was born and now thinks he's God's gift?

Kaneda_

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

Is this just some bloke who took steroids from the day he was born and now thinks he's God's gift?

Your jealous brah, but dont worry thats not a bad thing.


Every living person who has ever layed eyes on the father of aesthetics gets jelly.

jugger0

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

Is this just some bloke who took steroids from the day he was born and now thinks he's God's gift?

U mad jelly cuz, I know u myron his celltech gaines tho.

RIP Zyzz you were one cheeky c*nt mate i swear...










































































Op is a phaggot

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Ok, so was he a troll or was he real?

And how have so many of you heard of him?

FearDark

Only noticed this thread now, brilliant! Feels like I'm on 4chan...must refrain from calling OP a f****t.

Kaneda_

Harry Icy Festival wrote: »

Ok, so was he a troll or was he real?

And how have so many of you heard of him?

Listen here mate and listen good because im only going to say this once and once only.Dont you even try to pretend that you dont know zyzz mate i swear to god i will hunt you down mate you dont know who your dealing with here mate im a bloody nut case so i am.

jugger0

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

Hank_Jones

I wonder if the heat is affecting people.

Boards is really going to the dogs lately.

Kaneda_

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I wonder if the heat is affecting people.

Boards is really going to the dogs lately.

Wait.........















wut?

jugger0

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I wonder if the heat is affecting people.

Boards is really going to the dogs lately.

Bertstare.jpg

TimeToShine

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

TimeToShine

jugger0 wrote: »

Bertstare.jpg

u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer



notsrs

jugger0

TimeToShine wrote: »

u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer



notsrs

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

(no homo)












































































































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Prepare your anus

Hank_Jones

Circle jerk thread.

And you're calling others homos.

TimeToShine

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Circle jerk thread.

And you're calling others homos.

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.


The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

Kaneda_

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Circle jerk thread.

And you're calling others homos.

HANK JONES








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