sneaky things you got up to as a child!

froglet

following on from the current thread i found of "innocent things you did as a child".....

what were sneaky devious things you did as a child?

like doing something bold you knew your sibling would get the blame for.

when i was around 7 and 8 at christams i used open beer bottles on christmas eve to drink to see what beer was like thinking that i couldnt get told off because id say that santa did it and knew they couldnt say that santa couldnt have!!

Chuck Stone

Crushed glass in my Ma's hand cream.

Ha hahaha...

Burning down the house...

Ha ha ha ha

Lapin

I used to put salt in the sugar bowl of various auntie Marys I didn't like.


Still do !

Kojak

When we were in national school, we used to get the teachers apple, bore out a hole in it with a pencil and put an ink cartridge into it.

He never noticed the difference, but did start to turn a blue colour around the mouth after a few weeks...

Killer Pigeon

Sneaky things? Masturbating under the desk in class at school I guess.

Come on, we've all done it at least once ... haven't we? ... Guys?

Tea_Bag

hirobert2 wrote: »

LOL, I have done sth silly,usually put some worms to my colleague‘s box，she dares this too much...

after reading that, i accidentally the whole thing.

froglet

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Sneaky things? Masturbated under the desk in class at school I guess.

Come on, we've all done it at least once ... haven't we? ... Guys?

ahh stop! there should be a whole new thread for secondary school storys, i cant tell half of them and couldnt be bothered right now.

but it was always funny glugging over a teachers desk for it to fall on there head :eek:
after a while we used just pretend there was something on the ceiling in the class and have everyone looking up trying to pretend you didnt want to be seen and confuse the fook out of the teacher.

HazDanz

I used to sneakily listen to Lionel Richie the definitive collection in front of the mirror, while dancing on the sealing. It was some feeling.

Artur Foden

I never bothered to go to school

HazDanz

froglet wrote: »

ahh stop! there should be a whole new thread for secondary school storys, i cant tell half of them and couldnt be bothered right now.

but it was always funny glugging over a teachers desk for it to fall on there head :eek:
after a while we used just pretend there was something on the ceiling in the class and have everyone looking up trying to pretend you didnt want to be seen and confuse the fook out of the teacher.

Is that the banana on the ceiling routine your talking about?

Temptamperu

I used to set gorse fires. Got out of control once and a farmer chased us down the hill right into the open arms of the gardai.... fun times.

froglet

HazDanz wrote: »

Is that the banana on the ceiling routine your talking about?

ya banana/mars bar or big dirty glugger (hocker-phlem)

HazDanz

froglet wrote: »

ya banana/mars bar or big dirty glugger (hocker-phlem)

Glugger. Great word. Definitely putting that in my vocabulary

policarp

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Sneaky things? Masturbating under the desk in class at school I guess.

Come on, we've all done it at least once ... haven't we? ... Guys?

Wanker...?

Killer Pigeon

policarp wrote: »

Wanker...?

Aren't we all?

Kylo Ren

I killed a man....

policarp

Temptamperu wrote: »

I used to set gorse fires. Got out of control once and a farmer chased us down the hill right into the open arms of the gardai.... fun times.

Ye should've never started to smoke.
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