Eating out of the bin om nom nom

Doc

Okay so I got home tonight after having been out for 1 or 2... or 3...
okay so maybe it was 4...
alright then a lot of drinks and I was hungry. Very hungry.

But to my great sadness I had no easy thing for a drunk person to eat food wise in the house. No bread for toast no cold cuts no nothing.
Then I remembered before i went out tonight I had gone to burger king and got myself a fat bastard burger and chips. I remembered that my eyes had been bigger then my belly and I had only eaten half the burger the rest I had raped back up in its paper then put in the chip cardboard container thing then put back in the bigger brown bag and put in the bin. I pushed on the peddle for the bin and it opened to revel the burger king bag sitting at the top of the other rubbish.

I picked it up and opened it. I took out the cardboard chip thing and removed the half eaten burger from it still in its burger wrapper. Just as I unwrapping the burger it slipped from my hand and fell back into the bin.

This time there was direct contact with the other rubbish and no mater how much I wanted to I couldn't bring myself to eat it.

I nearly cried and then thought to myself wait what the hell am I doing? This is tramp level activity and went to bed.

I think you the good people of after hours will let me know if I am alone in this bin eating activity or not. I have one other time eaten a piece of pizza still in its box that I took back out of the bin. So are there others out there scavenging in there own refuse for a tasty morsel? Or am I a uniquely discus ting snowflake?

Dangerous Man

You're disgusting.

Rabies

Did you at least nuke the fvck out of it and try and kill some of the crap before it thinks about killing you?

Saila

taking freegan to a whole new level

WindSock

You raped your burger, then dumped it, now you want to further traumatise it?

Mickeroo

I wouldn't have eaten it after it fell back in. Otherwise it's fair game.

Dennis the Stone

We've had eating out of the bin and shrinkage. Is this George Costanza night or something?

Paddy Cow

WindSock wrote: »

You raped your burger, then dumped it, now you want to further traumatise it?

LMAO you couldn't make it up! :D

rockmongrel

Doc wrote: »

Okay so I got home tonight after having been out for 1 or 2... or 3...
okay so maybe it was 4...
alright then a lot of drinks and I was hungry. Very hungry.

But to my great sadness I had no easy thing for a drunk person to eat food wise in the house. No bread for toast no cold cuts no nothing.
Then I remembered before i went out tonight I had gone to burger king and got myself a fat bastard burger and chips. I remembered that my eyes had been bigger then my belly and I had only eaten half the burger the rest I had raped back up in its paper then put in the chip cardboard container thing then put back in the bigger brown bag and put in the bin. I pushed on the peddle for the bin and it opened to revel the burger king bag sitting at the top of the other rubbish.

I picked it up and opened it. I took out the cardboard chip thing and removed the half eaten burger from it still in its burger wrapper. Just as I unwrapping the burger it slipped from my hand and fell back into the bin.

This time there was direct contact with the other rubbish and no mater how much I wanted to I couldn't bring myself to eat it.

I nearly cried and then thought to myself wait what the hell am I doing? This is tramp level activity and went to bed.

I think you the good people of after hours will let me know if I am alone in this bin eating activity or not. I have one other time eaten a piece of pizza still in its box that I took back out of the bin. So are there others out there scavenging in there own refuse for a tasty morsel? Or am I a uniquely discus ting snowflake?

I'm going to quote you so that when you realise what you've posted tomorrow morning, you won't be able to edit it away

Kojak

Doc wrote: »

Okay so I got home tonight after having been out for 1 or 2... or 3...
okay so maybe it was 4...
alright then a lot of drinks and I was hungry. Very hungry.

But to my great sadness I had no easy thing for a drunk person to eat food wise in the house. No bread for toast no cold cuts no nothing.
Then I remembered before i went out tonight I had gone to burger king and got myself a fat bastard burger and chips. I remembered that my eyes had been bigger then my belly and I had only eaten half the burger the rest I had raped back up in its paper then put in the chip cardboard container thing then put back in the bigger brown bag and put in the bin. I pushed on the peddle for the bin and it opened to revel the burger king bag sitting at the top of the other rubbish.

I picked it up and opened it. I took out the cardboard chip thing and removed the half eaten burger from it still in its burger wrapper. Just as I unwrapping the burger it slipped from my hand and fell back into the bin.

This time there was direct contact with the other rubbish and no mater how much I wanted to I couldn't bring myself to eat it.

I nearly cried and then thought to myself wait what the hell am I doing? This is tramp level activity and went to bed.

I think you the good people of after hours will let me know if I am alone in this bin eating activity or not. I have one other time eaten a piece of pizza still in its box that I took back out of the bin. So are there others out there scavenging in there own refuse for a tasty morsel? Or am I a uniquely discus ting snowflake?

Your username is Doc, and yet you persist with this unhealthy lifestyle.

I'm not going to you for a check-up....

Paddy Cow

Doc wrote: »

I think you the good people of after hours will let me know if I am alone in this bin eating activity or not. I have one other time eaten a piece of pizza still in its box that I took back out of the bin. So are there others out there scavenging in there own refuse for a tasty morsel? Or am I a uniquely discus ting snowflake?

I hope you're not a real doctor!

Doc

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I hope you're not a real doctor!

I hope your not a real cow because I ate one of you

HazDanz

Doc wrote: »

I nearly cried and then thought to myself wait what the hell am I doing?

Bear Grylls would cry if he knew your lack of commitment.

Paddy Cow

Doc wrote: »

I hope your not a real cow because I ate one of you

It was probably one of my inbreed in laws - they're full of BSE which would explain why you would go looking for a half eaten burger out of the bin :eek:

Lapin

Doc wrote: »

Okay so I got home tonight after having been out for 1 or 2... or 3...
okay so maybe it was 4...
alright then a lot of drinks and I was hungry. Very hungry.

But to my great sadness I had no easy thing for a drunk person to eat food wise in the house. No bread for toast no cold cuts no nothing.
Then I remembered before i went out tonight I had gone to burger king and got myself a fat bastard burger and chips. I remembered that my eyes had been bigger then my belly and I had only eaten half the burger the rest I had raped back up in its paper then put in the chip cardboard container thing then put back in the bigger brown bag and put in the bin. I pushed on the peddle for the bin and it opened to revel the burger king bag sitting at the top of the other rubbish.

I picked it up and opened it. I took out the cardboard chip thing and removed the half eaten burger from it still in its burger wrapper. Just as I unwrapping the burger it slipped from my hand and fell back into the bin.

This time there was direct contact with the other rubbish and no mater how much I wanted to I couldn't bring myself to eat it.

I nearly cried and then thought to myself wait what the hell am I doing? This is tramp level activity and went to bed.

I think you the good people of after hours will let me know if I am alone in this bin eating activity or not. I have one other time eaten a piece of pizza still in its box that I took back out of the bin. So are there others out there scavenging in there own refuse for a tasty morsel? Or am I a uniquely discus ting snowflake?

Why? :eek:

recylingbin

Okay so I got home tonight

This is tramp level activity and went to bed.

This is why I don't believe you.

bronte

For fucks sake what happened to supernoodles?