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This car is far slower than it looks

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Insert obligatory tdi comment...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,885 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    Fel.....cken hell it's real :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭Damokc


    I tried to post about this car a few nights back under the heading "An Actual Real One" but it was either taken off or it never posted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66,118 ✭✭✭✭unkel
    Chauffe, Marcel, chauffe!


    (sheep in wolfs skin )

    He should have completed primary school :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,593 ✭✭✭tossy


    Not an ad that would fill me with confidence if i was in the market for an RS4.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,822 ✭✭✭✭EPM


    tossy wrote: »
    Not an ad that would fill me with confidence if i was in the market for an RS4.

    I agree...looks tacktastic too with the tints.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 659 ✭✭✭The-Game


    At least he has "just serviced 6 cd changer" :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Monty.


    I don't like Audis any more, especially originals posing as felt spec, but my . . . . . that engine . . .mmmm <3 . . . . baby


    Audi - Hoorsprung Ditch Feltspec


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,593 ✭✭✭tossy


    Monty. wrote: »
    Audi - Hoorsprung Ditch Feltspec

    love it :D (and i drive an audi and a 'felter at that)


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 17,852 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    I'm shocked he spelt "brakes" correctly.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,096 ✭✭✭johnos1984


    I'm shocked he spelt "brakes" correctly.
    Probably a typo in his mind though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 767 ✭✭✭rai555


    i like fully loaded grills, they made from carbon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,620 ✭✭✭✭coylemj


    Stupid photos of the car as well, beside a tin shed and a container FFS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭Nonoperational


    That stupid "felt" word should surely be banned in a thread about an RS4.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭TheAceFace


    Full marks to Unkel who seems to be the only one who copped on what title was actually about. Why would any come on to slag off an RS4 or even mention "TDI" ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,998 ✭✭✭Shane732


    *Yawns*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭Nonoperational


    TheAceFace wrote: »
    Full marks to Unkel who seems to be the only one who copped on what title was actually about. Why would any come on to slag off an RS4 or even mention "TDI" ?

    I'd give the motoring forum a bit more credit than that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Monty.


    tossy wrote: »
    love it :D (and i drive an audi and a 'felter at that)

    If we all drove the same yock it would be be very boring.

    Hopefully someone will get a sticker made up for the back window

    05-oneighturbo-audi-vdt-090209.gif

    and Photoshop the one above to read

    "Hoorsprung ditch Feltspek" :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    TheAceFace wrote: »
    Full marks to Unkel who seems to be the only one who copped on what title was actually about. W?

    and the eight people who added their thanks who presumably copped the error too...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,096 ✭✭✭johnos1984


    TheAceFace wrote: »
    Full marks to Unkel who seems to be the only one who copped on what title was actually about
    TAF does it again and insults everyones intelligence :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,593 ✭✭✭tossy


    Monty. wrote: »
    If we all drove the same yock it would be be very boring.

    Hopefully someone will get a sticker made up for the back window

    05-oneighturbo-audi-vdt-090209.gif

    and Photoshop the one above to read

    "Hoorsprung ditch Feltspek" :D

    Id put that in my back window,i've been actually looking into a good 'felt spec style sticker for a while!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,593 ✭✭✭tossy


    TheAceFace wrote: »
    Full marks to Unkel who seems to be the only one who copped on what title was actually about. Why would any come on to slag off an RS4 or even mention "TDI" ?

    Whats it about i don't get it ? :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭JJJJNR


    Some engine bay.. :o just did a sex wee..

    not looking to sell it either with the price, they were that well over a year ago.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    you'd need to be baaaarmy to buy that.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭pippip


    the carzone ad

    http://www.carzone.ie/search/Audi/RS4/**AUDI-R/201112201713012/advert?channel=CARS

    Few more pics plus they managed to write the description somewhat better


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,593 ✭✭✭tossy


    I'm 99% sure this car was parked beside mine at the ALMC show a few years back,looked clean enough in the flesh back then,i've heard from a few sources it might have had a hard life (nothing wrong with a high performance car having a hard life though if it was looked after by a mechanically sympathetic owner)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,396 ✭✭✭✭Timmaay


    corktina wrote: »
    you'd need to be baaaarmy to buy that.:rolleyes:

    Yep, amazing car without doubt. But all them rs4 tdis have wrecked real RS4s, anyone who sees it and knows their stuff about Audi will think "prob not even a real RS4", and most common people who don't know much about cars will just think oh its an A4, thats nice. I'd far rather spend the 35k on something much more unique and interesting, without the image of muppet in a tdi pretending to be an rs4 ha!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    :rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,593 ✭✭✭tossy


    Timmaay wrote: »
    Yep, amazing car without doubt. But all them rs4 tdis have wrecked real RS4s, anyone who sees it and knows their stuff about Audi will think "prob not even a real RS4", and most common people who don't know much about cars will just think oh its an A4, thats nice. I'd far rather spend the 35k on something much more unique and interesting, without the image of muppet in a tdi pretending to be an rs4 ha!

    What??????? anyone who knows their stuffs about cars and sees a real RS4 and thinks its fake hasn't a clue about cars - there is no mistaking a real RS4 for anything other than the real thing in the flesh.

    Plus the "look its a family car thats a little nicer" is one of the original philosophies behind the styling of Audi S/RS cars and BMW M cars.

    The image of a muppet in a TDI pretending to be an RS4 evapourates as soon as you turn the key

    :rolleyes:



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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Monty. wrote: »
    and Photoshop the one above to read

    "Hoorsprung ditch Feltspek" :D

    Done.

    169802.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Monty.


    Done.

    169802.gif

    Cool :D, how about using the Audi font, and spelling feltspek with a k, just for a bit of a laugh ?:D
    give ditch a small "d" to match better. Do that and I reckon you could sell that sticker :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,237 ✭✭✭darragh o meara


    I'd stick a tdi badge on the back of her for the crack. I got a spin in a real rs4 a few weeks back and its one beautiful car. Unfortunately it gets a bit impractical to own one when you drive 500 miles a week. I'd have a nicely done felter but I'd leave it badges as a tdi and add the rs4 to the collection of badges on the toolbox.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,074 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Give Ian a brake. The car has a new clucth. It also has ect.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    lets spell it out shall we for those who dont get it...the ad describes it as a "sheep in wolfs clothing"....

    get it now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,352 ✭✭✭Mar4ix


    Nice Audi, i think same was in last Transporter movie. Would love have it, but finance just for 1 or 2 wheel bolts :D
    For fun,would put " 1.6i " badge :)
    Once was driving bmw .... 93', badge was 1.8, but really under bonnet was 3.5l. (ish) engine ... that was wolf in sheep skin :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Timmaay wrote: »
    Yep, amazing car without doubt. But all them rs4 tdis have wrecked real RS4s, anyone who sees it and knows their stuff about Audi will think "prob not even a real RS4", and most common people who don't know much about cars will just think oh its an A4, thats nice. I'd far rather spend the 35k on something much more unique and interesting, without the image of muppet in a tdi pretending to be an rs4 ha!

    Actually, the very reason that I would buy an RS4 is exactly because it looks very ordinary and therefore would be less likely to attract the wrong sort of attention. I'd debadge it for sure, that way 90% of people who saw it wouldn't have a clue what it's capable of. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,718 ✭✭✭Matt Simis


    r3nu4l wrote: »
    Actually, the very reason that I would buy an RS4 is exactly because it looks very ordinary and therefore would be less likely to attract the wrong sort of attention. I'd debadge it for sure, that way 90% of people who saw it wouldn't have a clue what it's capable of. :)

    Sad as it maybe, I dont get this "negative" attention thing and like cars to look like what they are. Having an RS4 badge on it would do nothing at all to garner attention in reality as its so common.
    Anyone that knows Audi's (be they enthusiast or thief) will generally spot the flared arches anyhow and no amount badging it as a TDI will hide that.. or the exhausts.

    Rebadging performance cars kinda makes you look like a street racer IMO. The kind that posts "kill" stories online.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    r3nu4l wrote: »
    Actually, the very reason that I would buy an RS4 is exactly because it looks very ordinary and therefore would be less likely to attract the wrong sort of attention. I'd debadge it for sure, that way 90% of people who saw it wouldn't have a clue what it's capable of. :)
    Matt Simis wrote: »
    Sad as it maybe, I dont get this "negative" attention thing and like cars to look like what they are. Having an RS4 badge on it would do nothing at all to garner attention in reality as its so common.
    Anyone that knows Audi's (be they enthusiast or thief) will generally spot the flared arches anyhow and no amount badging it as a TDI will hide that.. or the exhausts.

    Rebadging performance cars kinda makes you look like a street racer IMO. The kind that posts "kill" stories online.

    If I could afford one (and wanted one) ,you better believe I'd be keeping the badge :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 646 ✭✭✭end a eknny


    i could think of better things to do with that sort of money


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,748 ✭✭✭Do-more


    Monty. wrote: »
    Cool :D, how about using the Audi font, and spelling feltspek with a k, just for a bit of a laugh ?:D
    give ditch a small "d" to match better. Do that and I reckon you could sell that sticker :)

    A little late, but here ya go!


    audi2.jpg

    invest4deepvalue.com



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Matt Simis wrote: »
    Sad as it maybe, I dont get this "negative" attention thing and like cars to look like what they are. Having an RS4 badge on it would do nothing at all to garner attention in reality as its so common.
    Anyone that knows Audi's (be they enthusiast or thief) will generally spot the flared arches anyhow
    RS4 common? Not that common really, it's not like we see hundreds every day. Now a Punto is a common car, not an RS4 ;)

    To be fair, it's personal opinion. I don't mind people who know their cars knowing what it is but I'm not a showy 'look at me' type of attention-whore so debadging it would simply make it less obvious to the general observer that it's a 'fast car'.
    ...and no amount badging it as a TDI will hide that.. or the exhausts.


    Rebadging performance cars kinda makes you look like a street racer IMO. The kind that posts "kill" stories online.

    I never said anything about rebadging it :confused: That would most likely be illegal. I said debadge, as in remove the RS4 badge. Not once did I mention rebadge. Not once did I mention putting TDI on it. Read my post again, slowly if you like :)

    In fact I'm so fussy about badges that I can't stand the fact that Audi still badge their CR diesels as TDI, I believe their should be a 'C' in their somewhere to indicate the new engines. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,088 ✭✭✭sean1141


    r3nu4l wrote: »
    RS4 common? Not that common really, it's not like we see hundreds every day. Now a Punto is a common car, not an RS4 ;)
    i think what matt ment was the rs4 badge is common and not actually rs4 itself.
    r3nu4l wrote: »
    I never said anything about rebadging it :confused: That would most likely be illegal.
    how do you think it would be illegal to rebadge a car?? unless you tried telling your insurance and/or for motor tax reasons of course.. i cant see how sticking a tdi badge on an rs4 or visa versa would be illigal... it might be stupid in some peoples opinions but not illigal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,663 ✭✭✭stealthyspeeder


    Matt Simis wrote: »
    Sad as it maybe, I dont get this "negative" attention thing and like cars to look like what they are.

    The thing about the higher spec cars is that they grab attention. The most common way of identifiying a top end performance car that is based on a regular model at a glance, is the badge.

    Now what if you want the car soely because of its performance properties?

    The extra attention recieved from owning a high spec car may be welcome or unwelcome depending on the personality of the owner. If this attention is unwanted, a lot of this attention can be reduced by removal of the badge.

    The performance of the car is not affected, its really a no brainer if you want all the performance and dont care far the label/status symbol effect (both with petrolheads who know about the internal spec, and non petrol heads who just know about the price)

    If I could afford one (and wanted one) ,you better believe I'd be keeping the badge :D

    If you get one, I'll give you mine and you can have an RSRS! :cool::cool::cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭dell1211


    EPM wrote: »
    I agree...looks tacktastic too with the tints.

    I think that the camera is exagerating the % of the tints in the pic where its parked beside the container, in the pic beside the shed you can see into the car(and see the dash)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭dell1211


    tossy wrote: »
    Not an ad that would fill me with confidence if i was in the market for an RS4.

    Personally I judge a car based on its condition not whether the owner did honours maths in their leaving:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    sean1141 wrote: »
    i think what matt ment was the rs4 badge is common and not actually rs4 itself.
    Ah, okay. That makes more sense :)
    how do you think it would be illegal to rebadge a car?? unless you tried telling your insurance and/or for motor tax reasons of course
    Indeed.
    The thing about the higher spec cars is that they grab attention. The most common way of identifiying a top end performance car that is based on a regular model at a glance, is the badge.

    Now what if you want the car soely because of its performance properties?

    The extra attention recieved from owning a high spec car may be welcome or unwelcome depending on the personality of the owner. If this attention is unwanted, a lot of this attention can be reduced by removal of the badge.

    The performance of the car is not affected, its really a no brainer if you want all the performance and dont care far the label/status symbol effect (both with petrolheads who know about the internal spec, and non petrol heads who just know about the price)

    That's what I was getting at only you put it better than I did. :)


  • Posts: 24,714 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    r3nu4l wrote: »
    Actually, the very reason that I would buy an RS4 is exactly because it looks very ordinary and therefore would be less likely to attract the wrong sort of attention. I'd debadge it for sure, that way 90% of people who saw it wouldn't have a clue what it's capable of. :)

    Never understood this, If I go out a spend money on something like an RS4, M3 etc I sure as hell want people to know what it is and what its capable of.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Never understood this, If I go out a spend money on something like an RS4, M3 etc I sure as hell want people to know what it is and what its capable of.

    We're all different :)

    I'd like a super powerful car that looks like an ordinary saloon
    You'd like a super powerful car that let's everyone know what it is
    Others like to dress up their puntos/206s etc., with stupid exhausts, massive spoilers and blaring speakers and subwoofers to make it look like it'll rip the tarmac off the road because it's so fast. Vrooom, vroom :pac:

    Each to their own imo. Except the last group of muppets, I really don't like them :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,663 ✭✭✭stealthyspeeder


    Never understood this, If I go out a spend money on something like an RS4, M3 etc I sure as hell want people to know what it is and what its capable of.
    Now what if you want the car soely because of its performance properties?

    That is an additional reason you have for wanting that type of car, its a physcolgical factor which is more related to to your individual social wants than your want to own a machine due to its mechanical properties. The badge is in effect a symbol which identifies and assosiates this emotion. If you dont have this desire for other people to know, the badge just draws attention from everybody who sees it and knows a little (about price, performance or just "oh look thats different"), and some people just dont like this.

    There is nothing wrong with being loud and proud about your car esp if its worth it, but I personally prefer a bit more subtlty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,763 ✭✭✭ShatterProof


    Can somebody explain what this thread is all about ?


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