Sharing a room with the opposite sex

John Doe1

I'm thinking about renting an apartment right beside my college. It's really really cheap and the interior looks good. I'm meant to sharing the room with a brazilian girl (all the others are brazilian girls). Basically has anyone any experience of this situation, is it really awkward and will i basically have to take a break from fapping for the year.

Silverfish

...you're really here to brag, aren't you.

pablomakaveli

For the love of god do it. I was with a Brazilian girl and she was randy as hell. If your lucky your roomate will be doing the fapping for you.;)

PostHack

By "take a break from" I assume you mean increase hugely??

Superbus

Looks like you'll have to live with a Brazilian girl for the forseeable. What a disaster.

Eric Cartman

you may think this is a dream come true and its going to be orgys and pillow fights , but in reality for lads , living with a bird will do your head in most of the time

Latchy

John Doe1 wrote: »

will i basically have to take a break from fapping for the year.

Sharing same room ,the Brazilian girl might just offer you an alternative to all that fapping .

talla10

Just don't walk around naked op the lads in the bushes with telescopes wont appreciate it

pablomakaveli

Sitec wrote: »

You'll hear her doing sleepy farts

If he films her doing that hell have his own homemade Brazilian fart porn.:pac:

Gummy Panda

Sitec wrote: »

You'll hear her doing sleepy farts

as long as he hears the fanny farts too :pac:

Mr. Denton

Can you imagine the hilarious stuff they'll be getting up to!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opb4I3nZD5I

I´ve been hostel hopping around Spain so you should see some of the women I´ve been sharing with, OP! They´d certainly put your Brazilian to shame!

Conor108

This is what we like to call "A good problem"

Paddy Cow

I would advise against sharing a room with anyone, male or female. Sharing a house can be annoying enough at times as people will get on your nerves no matter how well you get on with them but if you share a room you will never have any privacy and won't be able to do your own thing.

You won't be able to listen to music whenever you want, read in bed if you want, bring someone back to the room if you want, make noise going to bed or getting up in the morning. Then there is the issue of whether one of you snores or whether you will both be tidy or messy. Plus your personalities might clash and that will make for some very awkward and uncomfortable confined living quarters.

It might seem like a cheap solution now but pay a bit extra and get your own room and space.

Having said that, is this a wind up? Why in a house full of girls wouldn't two girls share and give the guy a room? Seems a bit odd that they wouldn't get another woman in to share. There must be loads of women looking to rent. I've never heard of a woman being comfortable having a strange man move in and share a room with her. If this isn't a wind up, do you know them already or something?

hatrickpatrick

Not awkward at all tbh.
Also: Popular culture denotes that women are tidier than men and will drive you crazy nagging you about the state of the place.
Personal experience denotes that - if possible - most are far, far worse than lads

Intensive Care Bear

Just buy a good set of headphones for when she brings other guys home.

Biggins

Silverfish wrote: »

...you're really here to brag, aren't you.

You know this Brazilian woman the OP mentions could the equivalent of a 1970's Russian shot-put thrower!

*Remembers the 70's Olympics with horror*
*Shudders*

30+ stone of muscle and butch like Giant Haystacks! :pac:

minidazzler

Do it, what's the worst that could happen?

bronte

Have you thought about how you're going to handle morning boners?

randylonghorn

John Doe1 wrote: »

I'm thinking about renting an apartment right beside my college. It's really really cheap and the interior looks good. I'm meant to sharing the room with a brazilian girl (all the others are brazilian girls). Basically has anyone any experience of this situation, is it really awkward and will i basically have to take a break from fapping for the year.

Meh, if you're sharing with a hot Brazilian girl, I'm sure you'll fit in the 15 seconds needed when she turns her back!

In all seriousness, I'm not really believing this: a college apartment full of Brazilian girls, one of them sharing a room with you ... I've enjoyed that kind of fap-fantasy too!! >_>

bronte wrote: »

Have you thought about how you're going to handle morning boners?

With speed and dexterity, one assumes!

If you do go ahead with it, remember, pics or it didn't happen lol

jd007

pablomakaveli wrote: »

For the love of god do it. I was with a Brazilian girl and she was randy as hell. If your lucky your roomate will be doing the fapping for you.;)

You sound like Jay from the inbetweeners!

Uriel.

OP, you're gay... Right?

Red Hand

minidazzler wrote: »

Do it, what's the worst that could happen?

Waking up one morning without his kidneys.

Being in the same room when she brings her boyfriend back for a bit of action..."Ah, Juan, how's the going? Yer doing missionary this evening, are ye? Fairplay!"

Not being able to just let mess build up (it's a fundemental right).

stupidusername

bronte wrote: »

Have you thought about how you're going to handle morning boners?

:pac:

1210m5g wrote: »

Just buy a good set of headphones for when she brings other guys home.

how weird would that be. i feel weird enough about it being in a small two bedroom apartment.

Magic Beans

My Da always said "Sleeping with women is not the problem. It's what you do when you should be sleeping that causes all the problems"

stovelid

All Brazilian women are good looking. Everybody knows that. Even before they see them.

Mr Jinx

John Doe1 wrote: »

I'm thinking about renting an apartment right beside my college. It's really really cheap and the interior looks good. I'm meant to sharing the room with a brazilian girl (all the others are brazilian girls). Basically has anyone any experience of this situation, is it really awkward and will i basically have to take a break from fapping for the year.

Dear diary.......Jackpot !!

TheZohanS

Don't do it OP. When I was living in Sydney I shared with a girl. Many a night she used to come in hammered and get into bed beside me. Was sick and tired of being used just because she didn't pull when she was out.

hatrickpatrick

I went without fapping for exactly 1 year to prove I could do it.
Best year ever. The motivation and drive you get from the buildup is incredible, and the rward on the eventual payoff say...

Had to throw out my mattress and sheets. They was beyond saving.

Biggins

bronte wrote: »

Have you thought about how you're going to handle morning boners?

Maybe the OP is hoping she can handle them too!

FlutterinBantam

John Doe1 wrote: »

I'm thinking about renting an apartment right beside my college. It's really really cheap and the interior looks good. I'm meant to sharing the room with a brazilian girl (all the others are brazilian girls). Basically has anyone any experience of this situation, is it really awkward and will i basically have to take a break from fapping for the year.

:rolleyes:

My advice, pal, is to fight fire with fire.

What are you worried about?

Spray a glaze of 'Mr Sheen Teak Oil' on your knob, and walk around naturally man.

That should sort out any difficulties you might have.

Either she'll be impressed, or you'll be left with a whiff of furniture polish on your weeping bell-end.


Worth a go:cool:

randylonghorn

TheZohan wrote: »

Was sick and tired of being used just because she didn't pull when she was out.

Once she pulled before you got in ... :cool:

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

I went without fapping for exactly 1 year to prove I could do it.

:eek:

/calls the men in white coats

pablomakaveli

jd007 wrote: »

You sound like Jay from the inbetweeners!

Means nothing to me. Never seen that show.

stupidusername

TheZohan wrote: »

Was sick and tired of being used just because she didn't pull when she was out.

hmmm

biko

Awaits the thread "Têm de partilhar o quarto com cara irlandês pastosa" in Portuguese forum.

Latchy

stovelid wrote: »

All Brazilian women are good looking. Everybody knows that. Even before they see them.

Some of them are blonde to and the breed future footballers like rabbits .

/ rubs fake tan on girlfriends chunky thighs .

Silverfish

Biggins wrote: »

You know this Brazilian woman the OP mentions could the equivalent of a 1970's Russian shot-put thrower!

*Remembers the 70's Olympics with horror*
*Shudders*

30+ stone of muscle and butch like Giant Haystacks! :pac:

So, strong arms. I see where you're going with this.

ahyeahok

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73624614 he must have chickened out already...

parker kent

ahyeahok wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73624614 he must have chickened out already...

Nobody is getting one past Detective Ahyeahok!

Dravokivich

TheZohan wrote: »

Don't do it OP. When I was living in Sydney I shared with a girl. Many a night she used to come in hammered and get into bed beside me. Was sick and tired of being used just because she didn't pull when she was out.

But she was treated right and got the ride when she stayed in yeah?

Unique User Name

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I would advise against sharing a room with anyone, male or female. Sharing a house can be annoying enough at times as people will get on your nerves no matter how well you get on with them but if you share a room you will never have any privacy and won't be able to do your own thing.

You won't be able to listen to music whenever you want, read in bed if you want, bring someone back to the room if you want, make noise going to bed or getting up in the morning. Then there is the issue of whether one of you snores or whether you will both be tidy or messy. Plus your personalities might clash and that will make for some very awkward and uncomfortable confined living quarters.

It might seem like a cheap solution now but pay a bit extra and get your own room and space.

Somebody not getting along with the other half?

ahyeahok

parker kent wrote: »

Nobody is getting one past Detective bored Ahyeahok!

fyp

there are plenty of minging Brazilian girls. In Brazil it is generally better down the south but up north they can look horrific - butty with really bad skin. In fact I was disappointed overall - except for the rich end of the spectrum the women were very poor. Argentina is where it's at.

mfceiling

Go for it OP.....on a totally unrelated note tesco are doing 2 for 1 on Vaseline and Kleenex tissues...

Eve_Dublin

glasso wrote: »

there are plenty of minging Brazilian girls. In Brazil it is generally better down the south but up north they can look horrific - butty with really bad skin. In fact I was disappointed overall - except for the rich end of the spectrum the women were very poor. Argentina is where it's at.

I know I'm obviously jealous n all being a woman but this guy is right. Spent a year in South America and you need to find an Argentinian or Colombian housemate to be almost guaranteed a looker. On the whole, Brazil was disappointing for both men and women.

parker kent

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I know I'm obviously jealous n all being a woman but this guy is right. Spent a year in South America and you need to find an Argentinian or Colombian housemate to be almost guaranteed a looker. On the whole, Brazil was disappointing for both men and women.

Yep I agree. I was going to post something similar but I expected smart arses to post pictures of Adriana Lima etc.

Victor

John Doe1 wrote: »

It's really really cheap and the interior looks good.

Smells like scam.

Daniel S

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I know I'm obviously jealous n all being a woman but this guy is right. Spent a year in South America and you need to find an Argentinian or Colombian housemate to be almost guaranteed a looker. On the whole, Brazil was disappointing for both men and women.

Switzerland is where its (they're) at!

Mack_1111

All Brazilian girls and you'll be sharing with one Case F'''ing closed

mr kr0nik

minidazzler wrote: »

Do it, what's the worst that could happen?

I've seen Hostel. Sometimes things can just be too good to be true.

Just like that time those two chicks invited me back to their place for coffee. I can't drink coffee at 3 in the morning, WTF??