Build a house....booo!

Ladjacket

Does anyone know the words to a song I heard a few years ago, it goes like:

We'll build a house (audience boos)
A public house (waaayy)
It will have one bar (booo)
A mile long (waaaayyy)

I forget the rest unfortunately!
Can anyone help?

thecornflake

Ladjacket wrote: »

Does anyone know the words to a song I heard a few years ago, it goes like:

We'll build a house (audience boos)
A public house (waaayy)
It will have one bar (booo)
A mile long (waaaayyy)

I forget the rest unfortunately!
Can anyone help?

I don't know if its an actual song or not ? I remember a guy in my secondary school doing something like this, he would say:

I was arrested by a guard (boo)
It was a bean guard (wayyy)
She was wearing a hat (booo)
Thats all she was wearing (wayy)
She took me away (boo)
In the back of her car (wayyy)
She held me down (boooo)
She used her handcuffs (wayyy)

I forget the rest, twas great craic altogether

Saila

thecornflake wrote: »

I don't know if its an actual song or not ? I remember a guy in my secondary school doing something like this, he would say:

I was arrested by a guard (boo)
It was a bean guard (wayyy)
She was wearing a hat (booo)
Thats all she was wearing (wayy)
She took me away (boo)
In the back of her car (wayyy)
She held me down (boooo)
She used her handcuffs (wayyy)

I forget the rest, twas great craic altogether

we had a shortened one..

The cops are comin... :eek:
all over the floor!

Bacon and Cabbage

We're going to a house (boo)
A public house! (Wayy)
They don't serve pints (boo)
They serve buckets! (wayy)
There's only one bar (boo)
A mile long! (wayy)
The guards came (boo)
The bean guards! (wayy)
They took our names (boo)
And our numbers! (wayy)
They gave us jobs (boo)
Blowjobs! (wayy)

jem

We're going to a house (boo)
A public house! (Wayy)
They don't serve pints (boo)
They serve buckets! (wayy)
There's only one bar (boo)
A mile long! (wayy)
They don't sell beer (boo)
They give it away (wayy)
The waitresses all wear glasses (boo)
And nothing else (wayy)
The guards came (boo)
The bean guards! (wayy)
They took our names (boo)
And our numbers! (wayy)
They gave us jobs (boo)
Blowjobs! (wayy

shawnee

You'd really want to be there !!! sounds better after a good few, I suspect

thecornflake

This thread should really be a sticky, great craic.

I ordered a glass of coke(boo)
with vodka (wayyy)