Worst food you've ever tasted?

CrazyRabbit

Whilst on holiday last year, I tasted some Stinky Tofu. It has to be the most vile substance on earth. I felt sick for hours afterwards.

I'd actually forgotten about it until I came across this clip this morning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qc0zyXDr1g

It's pretty much how I reacted.

AnonoBoy

To me everything is delicious.

That's the problem.

jester77

cucumbers

/thread

mackg

Inb4 steak cooked any way other than the way you eat it.

Personally I can't stand brandy sauce, disgusts me.

Sky King

Juicy Fruit chewing gum made me puke my dick up when i was a kid. The slightest hint of a smell of it now makes me retch.

Seriously, how mank is it?

Very, that's how.

pragmatic1

Kidney.

dr.bollocko

Sky King wrote: »

Juicy Fruit chewing gum made me puke my dick up when i was a kid.

Wait.
What?

Standard Toaster

MacDonalds 'food'....I'd rather eat from the inside of a fake leg.

Sky King

Juicy Fruit chewing gum.

FatherLen

the vomit that they put on burgers in mcdonalds. i usually dont like anything on my burgers but they just seem to have a talent at making things worse.

WASP0

Supermacs (when sober)

mackg

FatherLen wrote: »

the vomit that they put on burgers in mcdonalds. i usually dont like anything on my burgers but they just seem to have a talent at making things worse.

Do you mean the Big Mac sauce?

ejmaztec

If you can eat tripe you can eat anything, even a leper's arse.:o

stephen_k

Tinned Tuna, or that tuna mayo sweetcorn sandwich mix..... Food of Satan!!!

KungPao

Cloves (destroys a perfectly good apple tart)

Corn on the cob (corn off the cob is grand)

Green olives (just bleh)

ScumLord

I tried pigs ear in Latvia, everything about it was disgusting, from the sight of an ear on my plate to the taste and the texture.

O.A.P

1) fried liver
2) kidney
3) fig rolls

Air_Bass

Tried Caviar once - utterly disgusting !
Barbecue sauce isn't far behind.
Egg-mayonaise or basically anything containing (or derived from) eggs.
:eek:

weiland79

Belly button fluff.

Gets stuck between your teeth.

Eve_Dublin

ScumLord wrote: »

I tried pigs ear in Latvia, everything about it was disgusting, from the sight of an ear on my plate to the taste and the texture.

Had them a few months ago and they tasted exactly as I imagined they would....like ears. Peasant food. No reason to eat them in 2011.

xzanti

Semolina

Crazy Horse 6

Chipper food. Yuck :mad:

BEASTERLY

Dried caterpillars, oh fúck me that was bad!

Gummy Panda

Eel. It made me ill

Thomas828

Potato crisps. I was 8 or 9 and I had the misfortune of being sold a packet of crisps that was at least two months past its sell-by date. I only found that out when I put half a dozen of those crisps in my mouth. X((

Eve_Dublin

Tripe.

Celery

Any kind of sandwich filler.

American cakes and dairy.

Grizzle.

Interestingly, a food you'd think is manky but is delicious is intestine.

Warper

Humans - urgh

Thomas828

Intestine? Isn't that what tripe is?

leakyboots

Bulls balls

TheKells

some crab tomato juice concoction, had to stand still for about 5 mins to avoid throwing up. Had snail the same night and that was disgusting too.

Eve_Dublin

Thomas828 wrote: »

Intestine? Isn't that what tripe is?

Maybe...hmmmm....maybe it's how it's served....had it once in Chinese food and it tasted wiggly and slimy but had it deep fried in Argentina and it was delish...but in fairness I was half cut.

vandriver

No,tripe is the lining of a cows stomach and is the only food that made me vomit.When me mam served it for tea a second time ,I ran away from home.

shofukan

Saurkraut juice.. Straight back out.

mackg

Kalkalash

Peter B

Try chew a Vivioptal multivitamin tablet.....

jacksprat

thought i was being safe enough ordering the beef one time on holidays. But it was beef carpaccio...absolutely sceptic. I've seen more attractive things come out of a dog

ItsNoAlias

Sausage rolls and micro-chips... They sicken me.

Acoshla

Gherkins, they are cucumbers soaked in EVIL.

gingernut79

sweet and sour mince - yeurgh

paddyandy

Well as a young fellah years ago as a trainee chef in london i remember been astonished at what people like.The high end of Haute Cuisine amazed me.Old cheese gone mouldy was one.There were others like anchovies.The other chefs years in the business had ordinary tastes and did'nt fuss over their own eating habits.

Alter-Ego

Stew. Disgusting peasant slop!

Sgt Hartman

Anything with aniseed in it. I got really sick before after drinking Absinthe and Lidl's own imitation Jagermeister. Since then the smell of aniseed in anything makes me retch:(

rain on

Parsnips. THE HORROR

RichieC

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Stew. Disgusting peasant slop!

GTFO.. you've never tasted decent stew is all.

trashcan

A Ken Hom chinese ready meal thingy from Tesco. Absolutely vile. Without doubt the most inedible thing I've ever tasted. Took one small mouthfull which I had to spit stright out and then rinse my mouth out. It's in a red box so watch out for it. Just say NO kids!!

wild_cat

3 inches of fat off a boiled ham.

I'm gagging thinking of it. My Granddad loved it so I thought I'd try some.

I'm not a big fan of fish... I like the milder tasting ones but someone gave me fried and lightly battered minnows one day. I actually got sick. Also the time I tried fish balls from the Asian super market.

Also some orange velvet chocolate that milka make. Augumention the antibiotic in it's liquid form for children(at least this is what I think it was.. was white, chalky and tasted like weed killer)..... I had to have this a lot as a child and each time it was insta puke. I can still taste it in my mouth when I think of it.

I'm the kinda person who has to taste something before I'll past judgement... but I also have a very weak stomach.

emeraldstar

Thomas828 wrote: »

Potato crisps. I was 8 or 9 and I had the misfortune of being sold a packet of crisps that was at least two months past its sell-by date. I only found that out when I put half a dozen of those crisps in my mouth. X((

I can't imagine they'd taste bad though? Wouldn't they just be kind of soft?

du Maurier

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Tripe.

Celery

Any kind of sandwich filler.

American cakes and dairy.

Grizzle.

Interestingly, a food you'd think is manky but is delicious is intestine.

Do you mean gristle? As in the cartilaginous, tough stuff in meat?

As for 'peasant food' which you mentioned earlier, surely gristle and intestine fall into that category you so dearly stay away from:pac:

Mint Sauce

Sweet and sour. Hate the stuff.

Osgoodisgood

Beetroot.

It's donkey food and you know it.

RhubarbCrumble

Something in Dunnes canteen about 10 years ago which the "chef" (ahem) claimed was chicken. Kept having to pull tens of tiny little bones out of it. To this day I honestly think what I actually ate was rat :eek: