Favourite people you'd like to see kick the shyte out of someone else.

AskMyChocolate

I would have loved to have seen Dave Allen (RIP) give Jason Byrne a right good hiding.

"Saying it louder doesn't make it funny Jason, it just makes it louder."

And then to have seen him, hop a whiskey glass off his face.

Now, that would have been funny.

So, AHers, any other heroes who you'd like to see knock seven shades out of their so-called "peers" ?

Saila

thinly veiled jason byrne bashing thread,


I approve

FatherLen

patrick stewart beating the shit out of justin beiber...

Dermo

Enda Kenny beating the scheisse out of the pope

mackg

Dermo wrote: »

Enda Kenny beating the **** out of the pope

Jesus beating the **** out of the pope.

Hulk Hogan beating the **** out of the Fonz.

JerryHandbag

I'd like to see Liam Gallagher stamping on Robbie Williams head.

Dermo

mackg wrote: »

Jesus beating the **** out of the pope.

the thread is for people beating other people, not figments of imagination.

Lumbo

Richard Dunne giving Henry a few slaps in Paris.

CardBordWindow

Dermo wrote: »

the thread is for people beating other people, not figments of imagination.

Jesus beating the crap outta Dermo!

Lando Griffin

Any person who the media calls a socialite by anyone the media calls a socialite.

mackg

Queen of England vs Maggie Thatcher, don't care who wins.

mackg

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Any person who the media calls a socialite by anyone the media calls a sociopath.

FYP:D

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FatherLen wrote: »

patrick stewart beating the shit out of justin beiber...

Or James Corden.

PJMG

Jack Charlton slapping the head off Eamon Dunphy

7Sins

Ryan Tubridy kicking the **** out of Bosco

amacca

I want to see Derek Mooney being beaten senseless by....eh anyone!


byeeeeeeeeeee byeeeeeeeeee!

Saila

noel gallager --> liam

orourkeda

Saila wrote: »

noel gallager --> liam

Morrissey beating the two of them

Saila

orourkeda wrote: »

Morrissey beating the two of them

the two of them beating morrisey! :P

rossc007

I'd like to see Obama kick the crap outta George W Bush, I really would

Einhard

FatherLen wrote: »

patrick stewart beating the shit out of justin beiber...

Captain Picard beating the sh!te out of Wesley Crusher.

Saila

in before bankers/politicians

WASP0

I'd like to see Ryan Tubridy being sucker punched by Pat Kenny and Tubbers folding in half from it then as he is recovering Pat makes a flying falcon kick and levels him.

Magic Beans

I'd like to see Christy Brown kicking the shyte out of Stephen Hawking.

orourkeda

Saila wrote: »

the two of them beating morrisey! :P

Morrissey would win. Liam would crap his jocks

Kojak

Mary Harney and Brian Cowen in a battle royale - don't give a fcuk who wins.

o1s1n

Einhard wrote: »

Captain Picard beating the sh!te out of Wesley Crusher.

And then slapping that stupid smug beard off Riker's face.

mackg

Best topic this week.

would like to see Ian Paisley get a doing but can't decide who the best man for the job would be.

Saila

orourkeda wrote: »

Morrissey would win. Liam would crap his jocks

yeah cause morrisey is famous for beating up photographers

efb

Gay Byrne schooling DLB and leaving him a mess is a corner.

Claire Balding wrecking Craig Doyle's face with a haymaker- and then the patio falls on him!

Frank Black

The next person Charlie Bird interviews grabbing his microphone and beating him around the head with it for 10minutes.

Son Of A Vidic

The Undertaker doing a tomestone pile driver on the pope.

amacca

rossc007 wrote: »

I'd like to see Obama kick the crap outta George W Bush, I really would

Maybe white men cant jump but my money would definitely be on Bush for this one.

Bush would be a little dynamo in the ring........I reckon he would kick the **** out of most US presidents no bother.

mackg

amacca wrote: »

Maybe white men cant jump but my money would definitely be on Bush for this one.

Bush would be a little dynamo in the ring........I reckon he would kick the **** out of most US presidents no bother.

That would be due to the retard strength

amacca

mackg wrote: »

That would be due to the retard strength

Indeed.....it would be hard to motivate him...but once he got into it there would be no stopping him.

Also....no morals or anything like that to hold him back..........he just doesnt understand hes actually doing anything wrong.

you could just have a trigger phrase to set him off

OK little bush, now I want you to listen carefully before I lower you into the ring with that other cock...................................terra!

St.Spodo

I'd like to see John Lennon batter Eminem, Chris Brown and Bruno Mars with a lead pipe.

Fremen

A middle-class twenty-something on the dole knocking the stuffing out of a property developer.

amacca wrote: »

Maybe white men cant jump but my money would definitely be on Bush for this one.

Bush would be a little dynamo in the ring........I reckon he would kick the **** out of most US presidents no bother.

Except the Mt. Rushmore presidents. They're like 50 foot tall and made out of stone.

amacca

St.Spodo wrote: »

I'd like to see John Lennon batter Eminem, Chris Brown and Bruno Mars with a lead pipe.

As a publicity stunt...before re-releasing imagine.

amacca

Fremen wrote: »

Except the Mt. Rushmore presidents. They're like 50 foot tall and made out of stone.

indeed.......but I'm sure he would chip away at the bottom for ages if properly motivated.

Quandary

I'd like to see Constantin Gurdgiev duct tape an "Economics for Dummies" book to Berties autobiography, and then go to town on the weasel until there was nothing left(of the books or Bertie)

Then on to Pat Kenny's house with a baseball bat wrapped in TV licenses...

admiralofthefleet

i like to see mike tyson knock the life out of brendan kilkenny

mackg

Jon Bones Bones vs Joe Duffy.

If he dies, he dies.

ILikeBananas

I'd like to see Linda Martin uppercut Twink*






* this might actually happen

keano_afc

Would love to see Dylan Moran beat the head off fellow "comedian" Tommy Tiernan.

Ray Mears beating up Bear Gryllis.

Big Tom going to town on Crystal Swing.

Anyone knocking out Wayne Rooney.

A black toilet attendant smacking Cherly Cole.

Mance Rayder

Enda Kenny beating Nicolas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel round the head with a hardback copy of the lisbon treaty.

annascott

Ricky Gervais beating Daragh O'Braiaiain

blackdog2

Darragh O'Briain beating David McSavage. To death. Over the course off several weeks.

yupyup7up

John Arne Riise releasing the kraken at Nani.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW2d-QrnFgA

amacca

Brendan O'Connor getting the mother and father of a beating (im talking sucking his food through a straw here) from Miriam O'Callaghan


on a separate note...same for Brendan O'Carroll (hows your wobbly bits?....bruised and battered beyond all recognition eh? ...too bad ya little ****)

Wossack

Jeremy Clarkson doing a Fight Club on it, and beating the shit out of himself

Mr. Presentable

Courtney Love battering Pamela Anderson. I'd pay to see that!

Mad thread, OP, kudos