arse twitches

carlybabe1

soooo, was lyin in the leaba last night, just starting to doze off, when my ass cheek started twitching like some weird parody of those brazillian dancers.

seriously, it was jigglin up and down, like a jack hammer, but it was just the one cheek..WTF :eek:

also, the weird twitchy eye thing that happens at the most inconvenient times, like when you're at an interview, or your standing for a photo at a wedding or something, and when the pics come out you look like you've got bells palsy in them...sigh


so peeps do tell.....

FatherLen

aids

Mint Sauce

Say what now?

smash

lying on your vibrator again?

Rented Mule

Video or GTFO !!

RichieC

that happens under my eye sometimes, it can be really annoying.

Latchy

I sometimes get the twitchy eyes like those kids in the Cadbury chocolate add

/Twitchs neck and shoulder

Agricola

I think you were coming down with a dose of LD

harvester of sorrow

twitching eye eh?was it winking;)

carlybabe1

smash wrote: »

lying on your vibrator again?

Yeah I thought so too till i realised id run the batteries down :P

Agricola wrote: »

I think you were coming down with a dose of LD

sounds interesting, explain please

jme2010

[*insert funny comment about arse twitching hoping for lots of thanks here*]

--Kaiser--

Tiredness or a mineral deficiency. Lack of magnesium or potassium (can't recall which) can cause muscle twitching/ spasming

super_furry

Just sounds like a muscle spasm. Can happen when you're just about to drift off to sleep.

Kevin Duffy

I've just been reading the "Favourite Positions" thread and now here's you with you twitchy ring. It's getting difficult to pretend to be concentrating on work. I'll be back in 10 mins, kfallon will answer your questions on this while I'm away.

Agricola

jme2010 wrote: »

[*insert funny comment about arse twitching hoping for lots of thanks here*]

Pfft, you've 300 odd posts, computer system specs and a bad joke in your signature. You cant pull off a post like that Buddy!

carlybabe1 wrote: »

sounds interesting, explain please

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LD

Frank Black

Most likely dehydration – drink more water before bed.

kfallon

A strategically placed finger in your hole will stop the twitching, I can prescribe that with 100% confidence

Even better if you choose to perform this with my finger

sollar

Anxiety can cause it and low calcium is another one i heard.

carlybabe1

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I've just been reading the "Favourite Positions" thread and now here's you with you twitchy ring. It's getting difficult to pretend to be concentrating on work. I'll be back in 10 mins, kfallon will answer your questions on this while I'm away.

pmsl :D

kfallon wrote: »

A strategically placed finger in your hole will stop the twitching, I can prescribe that with 100% confidence

Even better if you choose to perform this with my finger

jeeez, i wouldnt be bending over in front of you, thats for sure :D

Caraville

FatherLen wrote: »

aids

Definitely. The bad kind.

Kevin Duffy

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I've just been reading the "Favourite Positions" thread and now here's you with you twitchy ring. It's getting difficult to pretend to be concentrating on work. I'll be back in 10 mins, kfallon will answer your questions on this while I'm away.

kfallon wrote: »

A strategically placed finger in your hole will stop the twitching, I can prescribe that with 100% confidence

Even better if you choose to perform this with my finger

My bill for the referral fee is in the post. Thank you for assisting today Dr. Fallon, please scrub out. Thoroughly.

kfallon

carlybabe1 wrote: »

jeeez, i wouldnt be bending over in front of you, thats for sure :D

If you ever drop a 50 cent piece with me behind you I'd advise you to kick the coin home rather than bend over to pick it up

But don't knock the 'finger' til you try it

kfallon

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

My bill for the referral fee is in the post. Thank you for assisting today Dr. Fallon, please scrub out. Thoroughly.

No problem Mr Duffy, there has been no recession in my house since we started our referral partnership. Already on my second batch of surgical gloves this week alone and 4th bottle of baby oil......plus went thru one bottle of cooking oil whilst performing my late night call out duties

Rubberlegs

A little vein or something under my eye twitched continuously, and noticeably for about two weeks, once. Was wore out with it by the time it stopped:(. Felt like the biggest perv ever, couldn't look anyone in the face in case they thought I was winking mad at them:o Stress brings it on apparently. Well it's a bloody Catch 22 situation then, as the more I twitched, the more stressed I felt.

Kevin Duffy

kfallon wrote: »

No problem Mr Duffy, there has been no recession in my house since we started our referral partnership. Already on my second batch of surgical gloves this week alone and 4th bottle of baby oil......plus went thru one bottle of cooking oil whilst performing my late night call out duties

We'll see if we can get a bulk deal on the oil to keep overheads down. Recycled chipfat should do the job.

Gummy Panda

kfallon wrote: »

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

My bill for the referral fee is in the post. Thank you for assisting today Dr. Fallon, please scrub out. Thoroughly.

No problem Mr Duffy, there has been no recession in my house since we started our referral partnership. Already on my second batch of surgical gloves this week alone and 4th bottle of baby oil......plus went thru one bottle of cooking oil whilst performing my late night call out duties

For SSF someone needs to donate to get your username changed to match your fetish.

pragmatic1

Those eye twitches are really annoying.

Chuck Stone

Completely normal.

ballsymchugh

RichieC wrote: »

that happens under my eye sometimes, it can be really annoying.

it's called prodigeye. like a little rave in your eyelids.

you just need more sleep.

7Sins

carlybabe1 wrote: »

seriously, it was jigglin up and down, like a jack hammer, but it was just the one cheek..WTF :eek:


so peeps do tell.....

I got n'erection

harvester of sorrow

Just need to clear something up here,are we talking about the pink eye,the brown eye or the japs eye...

BluesBerry

OP find a bathroom and scratch like you have never scratched before
put some cream on your bum to stop it


Anyone else find AH's threads really obscure today it must be the heat

sollar

BluesBerry wrote: »

OP find a bathroom and scratch like you have never scratched before
put some cream on your bum to stop it


Anyone else find AH's threads really obscure today it must be the heat

Will that get rid of the Twitch :D:D:D

Mike 1972

Whats with the medical/PI threads on AH lately

Nolanger

Worms.

rua_007

Nolanger wrote: »

Worms.

What do u do with worms, do u just go to docs or can u just get a tab from chemist!

DublinWriter

carlybabe1 wrote: »

soooo, was lyin in the leaba last night, just starting to doze off, when my ass cheek started twitching like some weird parody of those brazillian dancers.

seriously, it was jigglin up and down, like a jack hammer, but it was just the one cheek..WTF :eek:

Sounds like someone is looking for medical advice...FETCH THE MODERATOR!

TheZohanS

I've good and bad news OP.

The good news is it's not AIDS. The bad news, and I know boards Inc. frowns upon normal posters giving medical advice, but seeing as how I'm not normal I can say with 100% certainty that you have TB.

Goodnight sweet princess.

DublinWriter

TheZohan wrote: »

The good news is it's not AIDS.

How do you know? Are you a GP? Are you trying to get Boards Ltd. sued?

TheZohanS

DublinWriter wrote: »

How do you know? Are you a GP? Are you trying to get Boards Ltd. sued?

Yes, I am a GP.

Nolanger

rua_007 wrote: »

What do u do with worms, do u just go to docs or can u just get a tab from chemist!

Vermox.

FlutterinBantam

Simples babes.

Wipe your hole properly 'kay.

Not a fcuking cursory swipe in the general direction of your badge.

Good swabbing out, get in there deep and work from front to back,away from the clunker.

This ensures a 'blue flag' condition on the rusty bullet hole and baby wipes are recommended for heavy clagging.

Check your diet OP as with proper diet and exercise,this condition should not arise, as the 'payload' should clear muzzle easily and not clog the spout.


Good girl.
Don't worry too much, just pay more attention to hole hygiene.

upmeath

I see people saying its calcium and magnesium and all sorts... the only mineral deficit I've ever heard associated with this before is Potassium. It happens the eyelids most often but it can also happen to other body parts. I get it in my leg when I'm wrecked tired, I start kicking involuntarily when I'm trying to get to sleep. Eat more bananas, get your potassium levels up.

Jaxxy

My doctor calls those "pinches". Funnily enough the one in my eyelid stopped as soon as I called in and was told they're no harm. Do you feel stressed out OP?

I suggest your significant other (or any of the fine manly specimens posting here in this thread) should run you a bath, light some scented candles, put on a Barry White CD and then douse the pair of you in massage oils so things can get hot and slippery. Get more than your arse twitchin.

carlybabe1

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

My doctor calls those "pinches". Funnily enough the one in my eyelid stopped as soon as I called in and was told they're no harm. Do you feel stressed out OP?

I suggest your significant other (or any of the fine manly specimens posting here in this thread) should run you a bath, light some scented candles, put on a Barry White CD and then douse the pair of you in massage oils so things can get hot and slippery. Get more than your arse twitchin.

now that sounds like a plan to me :D:D:D

















*shuffles off to find a victim volunteer*

Kevin Duffy

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

My doctor calls those "pinches". Funnily enough the one in my eyelid stopped as soon as I called in and was told they're no harm. Do you feel stressed out OP?

I suggest your significant other (or any of the fine manly specimens posting here in this thread) should run you a bath, light some scented candles, put on a Barry White CD and then douse the pair of you in massage oils so things can get hot and slippery. Get more than your arse twitchin.

Not questioning his diagnosis, but have his methods been examined by a medical council?

Jaxxy

carlybabe1 wrote: »

now that sounds like a plan to me :D:D:D



*shuffles off to find a victim volunteer*

My work here is done.

BluesBerry

sollar wrote: »

Will that get rid of the Twitch :D:D:D

Wait!!!!!........... I replyed to an itchy arse thread NOT a twitchy arse thread :eek: and I posted in wrong one

Fremen

super_furry wrote: »

Just sounds like a muscle spasm. Can happen when you're just about to drift off to sleep.

It's called a myoclonic jerk. You clearly don't watch enough "House, M.D.".

kfallon

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

I suggest your significant other (or any of the fine manly specimens posting here in this thread) should run you a bath, light some scented candles, put on a Barry White CD and then douse the pair of you in massage oils so things can get hot and slippery. Get more than your arse twitchin.

My hole is twitching at the mo, I'd say it's odds on I can do her a 'Barry White' in the next ten minutes

previous user

RichieC wrote: »

that happens under my eye sometimes, it can be really annoying.

A huge tapeworm is tunneling its way out of your eyesocket.