What do you love about your own gender

efb

Well?

Me it's a great ass and nice chest

Fluorescence

Women are generally more aesthetically pleasing than men. :P

massdebater

Can't get up the duff

chin_grin

Is there not another thread on this already?

My genes. Boo-yah!

Bloody Nipples

Not bleeding out my vagina about twelve times a year.

Naikon

Ability to expel urine while standing up with ease.

chin_grin

Bloody Nipples wrote: »

Not bleeding out my vagina about twelve times a year.

Still the manopause is a b!tch. <rubs nipples> Or is that just me?

efb

Oh the best thing is actually the abiility to have sex without bringing their emotions along for the ride!

Princess Peach

Naikon wrote: »

Ability to expel urine while standing up with ease.

Women can do that too now with the aid of this little guy

PrincessLola

I'm just so freaking glad I don't have a penis.

Also, girls are prettier.

Princess Peach

The ability to have multiple orgasms in one session with ease.

Clear winner.

Eric Cartman

being stronger, smarter, more successful, better drivers, better cooks, world leaders, having things like logic and reason , pissing standing up , not spending all our money on shíte we think makes us look better and all the other glory that comes with being a man

looky loo

multiple orgasims...:)

efb

looky loo wrote: »

multiple orgasims...:)

Actually coming!

Micky Dolenz

I can sit at a bar on my own and have a pint without people thinking I'm a hooker.

kfallon

Being able to talk openly about the 'tough dump' you had that morn and nobody getting offended or saying 'Ewwwwww'

Bloody Nipples

chin_grin wrote: »

Still the manopause is a b!tch. <rubs nipples> Or is that just me?

That was a distance running induced injury and so is totally manly

Fart

efb wrote: »

Well?

Me it's a great ass and nice chest

Pics or get the floook out.

minidazzler

Princess Peach wrote: »

The ability to have multiple orgasms in one session with ease.

Clear winner.

Some men can do that.

Pee Standing up, not being told Tits of GTFO whenever I am on the internet, it being relatively OK to fart in public as long as it's really loud.

efb

Fart wrote: »

Pics or get the floook out.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Into-the-Blue-movie-03.jpg

Eric Cartman

walking into a shop in a high vis vest and not have everyone think you work for charity or are coming back from oxegen

stupidusername

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I can sit at a bar on my own and have a pint without people thinking I'm a hooker.

but that thread about going to a bar alone made me think it was ok



*wonders how much I'd be offered*

Feeona

Eric Cartman wrote: »

being stronger, smarter, more successful, better drivers, better cooks, world leaders, having things like logic and reason , pissing standing up , not spending all our money on shíte we think makes us look better and all the other glory that comes with being a man

:pac:

Eric Cartman

being able to drink 15 cans and a rake load of whiskey , pass out on a couch and knowing that when you wake up the worst thing that might have happened is somebody robbing the 2 smokes you had left

looky loo

efb wrote: »

Actually coming!

You're not doing it right...lols

Micky Dolenz

stupidusername wrote: »

but that thread about going to a bar alone made me think it was ok



*wonders how much I'd be offered*

It is ok. I was only messing. *whistles*

About 3 fiddy?

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

*wonders how much I'd be offered*

Ok folks lets start the bidding at 10 euro, 10 euro for this filly in her sexual prime, a fine specimen (lezzie) ladies and gentlemen, I've got 10 euro from the man on my right now do I hear 12 euro........

efb

looky loo wrote: »

You're not doing it right...lols

I though it was the hole fooking point!

If I wanna cuddle- I'll cuddle!

Micky Dolenz

Mod note.

All gender bashing will result in death or bannings. Probably bannings.

Eric Cartman

being able to wear the face of more than 1 person on a night out and go home with someone and be called a legend in the morning.

being able to go to the jacks on your own

getting sick without someone there to hold you

faking feelings because you dont have any except happy, angry, horny and hungry

Eve_Dublin

I can talk about my feelings more openly and won't get laughed at by my own gender.

I can have a peep down my top at my boobs anytime I like *peep* (hubba hubba ).

I can use my womanly charms (if the mood takes me) to get my way (in fairness, I never do this but sometimes subconciously).

I've a higher pain threshold.

Naturally less testosterone thus less physically violent.

Don't have to wear a suit and tie to work.

Can get a ride easier.

More empathetic (gonna get ripped apart for that one).

Don't have to worry about getting a hard-on in public.

Will never be labelled as a creepy old woman.

etc etc...

Toby Take a Bow

I never got the whole thing about guys thinking peeing standing-up is such a great thing. In most scenarios, you'd want to sit down. Not sure why this would be different.

(I'm a man, and would always piss standing up, unless, well, you know).

Also, I've seen and met creepy old women. Not as common as creepy old men, but still: creepy.

Eve_Dublin

Toby Take a Bow wrote: »

I never got the whole thing about guys thinking peeing standing-up is such a great thing. In most scenarios, you'd want to sit down. Not sure why this would be different.

(I'm a man, and would always piss standing up, unless, well, you know).

Also, I've seen and met creepy old women. Not as common as creepy old men, but still: creepy.

Old men are called creepy just for being alone in a park with a child close by. Old men get accused of being creepy just for being male and alone. Not fair but that's life.

stupidusername

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

It is ok. I was only messing. *whistles*

About 3 fiddy?

you're too kind

kfallon wrote: »

Ok folks lets start the bidding at 10 euro, 10 euro for this filly in her sexual prime, a fine specimen (lezzie) ladies and gentlemen, I've got 10 euro from the man on my right now do I hear 12 euro........

12 is more like it....

I do seem to attract the lesbians.

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

12 is more like it....

I do seem to attract the lesbians.

We're up to 16 euro now.....so long as you throw in an ould sneaky finger :P

stupidusername

kfallon wrote: »

We're up to 16 euro now.....so long as you throw in an ould sneaky finger :P

will ya make it 32, if I throw in two?

Plumpynutt

the standard stuff i guess, p1issing standing up, lack of genital bleeding every 4 weeks, the general thought processes etc

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

will ya make it 32, if I throw in two?

I'll give you 35 if you use the thumb

jaffacakesyum

How much sexier women are :P

I love that women in general are much more empathetic, kind, caring, cute, less selfish etc.

I love women

kfallon

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

How much sexier women are :P

I love that women in general are much more empathetic, kind, caring, cute, less selfish etc.

I love women

Lezzer :pac:

But i agree, they are much sexier imo

jaffacakesyum

kfallon wrote: »

Lezzer :pac:

But i agree, they are much sexier imo

Bi actually :pac:

kfallon

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

Bi actually :pac:

Can I join in sometime? :P

Chuck Stone

Eric Cartman wrote: »

world leaders

I'm not sure were getting good marks on that one.

Eric Cartman

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I'm not sure were getting good marks on that one.

bill clinton - the worlds best leader, i think he should be president of ireland

Logical Fallacy

I love the absolute hilarity of a dude getting hit in the nuts.

Do i feel some kind of shared pain and sympathy with him? Yes i do.

But i also laugh my ass of.

pragmatic1

Better craic
Higher sex drive
More opportunities
Less corny
Age slower
No menopause/hormones all over the place

admiralofthefleet

i love the fact that my genitals dont bleed once a month

Gummy Panda

Feelings can be broken down into hungry, horny, sleepy

Lots of testosterone

Natural strength and recovery due to testosterone

Less likely to have to listen to peers about their feelings

Can't get pregnant

Don't bleed out my gentials each month

plein de force

don't have to spend hours getting ready for a night out
Don't bleed from my downstairs once a month
don't get pregnant
can pee standing up
am able to drink more alcohol (it's proven as men have higher amounts of water in their body)

MitchKoobski

Being able to take a piss with ease

chloek

Women can cry and not get made fun of.
If we don't know anything about cars, it's okay.
Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers