Little Scrotes

admiralofthefleet

so i was out checking my house in raheny today and couldnt get in.

why?

because the local scrotes decided to fill the key hole with superglue. im angry and its so annoying because i know exactly who did it but cant do a thing. i spent a while shouting scumbags around the garden because the whale of a mother of theirs was looking out of the window

the point of the thread is 'have your neighbours ever done anything so bad you want to kill them'?

NB. this is not a rant mods, i would have posted it in r'n'r if it was

jimthemental

Rag week '09 in UL the neighbours had thrown bottles and rubbish all over the place during the night. It pretty much looked like a war zone (Bottles, branches, ripped up trees, burned out fridges and an overturned Megane). I myself arrived home at around 11 in the morning after handing in my thesis. I hadn't slept in the best part of a week so as you can understand my mood wasn't the best to see this clutter of shíte around. A nice female Garda then walked over to me and told me that if I didn't clean the section in front of where we were within 10 minutes I was going to get a summons or a ticket or something.

If the filth wasn't standing there watching myself and the housemates cleaning up the filth I'd say I might have gone postal on the scum next door.

Ghost Buster

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

so i was out checking my house in raheny today and couldnt get in.

why?

because the local scrotes decided to fill the key hole with superglue. im angry and its so annoying because i know exactly who did it but cant do a thing. i spent a while shouting scumbags around the garden because the whale of a mother of theirs was looking out of the window

the point of the thread is 'have your neighbours ever done anything so bad you want to kill them'?

NB. this is not a rant mods, i would have posted it in r'n'r if it was

My neighbours are "motoring enthusiasts" ..
Or in another sense scum bags from daddy down to two sons who use the roads I use as their own personal rally track. After i complained they spent a couple of months stopping outside my house (we live in the sticks) and revving their **** box engines at all hours, day and night. i asked them to stop explaining that i have a toddler who could be on the road and a new born in the house. They didnt stop...
Took em to court and got all 3 banned for 2 mths , fined €500 each and €200 expenses for myself. They now drive with perfect manners.....

Sweatynutsack

I live in an estate nicknamed "little Poland" having moved from a previous estate and its great !! They mind their own biznezz as do I.

Irish neighbours love a good battle

red menace

Ghost Buster wrote: »

My neighbours are "motoring enthusiasts" ..
Or in another sense scum bags from daddy down to two sons who use the roads I use as their own personal rally track. After i complained they spent a couple of months stopping outside my house (we live in the sticks) and revving their **** box engines at all hours, day and night. i asked them to stop explaining that i have a toddler who could be on the road and a new born in the house. They didnt stop...
Took em to court and got all 3 banned for 2 mths , fined €500 each and €200 expenses for myself. They now drive with perfect manners.....

Good result well done

Liam Byrne

Maybe Ghost Buster could send his former targets around to the OP's estate while the little toerags are out playing in the traffic ?

Honestly though, I would like to think myself fairly middle-ground but when I read stuff like this I do think some little ****s should be drowned at birth and some would be egg and sperm donors (I won't call them parents, because parents actually bring up children) should be sterilised.

Rented a house years ago, little detached cottage type houses which went garden - driveway - garden - driveway. no fences. Our neighbours used to cut about a foot of our grass which was right along their driveway. One day in particular I was so close to going postal on them, we cut the grass and they were in their garden at the time. Half hour later they came out and cut ours even shorter. Shower of snobby cunts they were too :mad:

Abi

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

so i was out checking my house in raheny today and couldnt get in.

why?

because the local scrotes decided to fill the key hole with superglue. im angry and its so annoying because i know exactly who did it but cant do a thing. i spent a while shouting scumbags around the garden because the whale of a mother of theirs was looking out of the window

the point of the thread is 'have your neighbours ever done anything so bad you want to kill them'?

NB. this is not a rant mods, i would have posted it in r'n'r if it was

You could go all CSI on dey asses and lift the prints from the glue



OOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! :cool:

Gummy Panda

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

so i was out checking my house in raheny today and couldnt get in.

why?

because the local scrotes decided to fill the key hole with superglue. im angry and its so annoying because i know exactly who did it but cant do a thing. i spent a while shouting scumbags around the garden because the whale of a mother of theirs was looking out of the window

the point of the thread is 'have your neighbours ever done anything so bad you want to kill them'?

NB. this is not a rant mods, i would have posted it in r'n'r if it was

Why are scobie mams always massive whales? How do they still get the cock?

FatherLen

you should mush pooh into their locks.
it doesnt stop them from using it but they might not want to...

CK2010

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the point of the thread is 'have your neighbours ever done anything so bad you want to kill them'?

Kept us and our three year old daughter awake almost every night with ridiculously loud music. when we knocked in to ask them to even just turn the bass down a bit cause our child is being woken we were told 'ah sure our kid is the same age and she sleeps through it'- she didnt sleep through it, we could hear her shouting for them to turn it off on a good few nights. if we knocked on the wall we'd be screamed at through the wall and we could smell the smoke from their house through our kitchen wall. horrible horrible people.

Cantona's Collars

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Why are scobie mams always massive whales? How do they still get the cock?

Because scobe daddies would get up on anything.

@The op, nail polish remover disolves superglue.

Jimmy Garlic

There is only one solution.. A field with no way out and-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLFDChQSDSo

The Scientician

I think we're the worst neighbours in our area, we only mow our lawns once a month.

Standard Toaster

Had next door neighbour's crazy son unload a few rounds of a shotgun at their house. Good times.

Mr. Denton

Scrotes usually don't pick random letter-boxes. Are you a teacher or paedophile OP (or both?)

Cat Melodeon

Had a neighbour who got so drunk one night he shat and vomited all the way up the shared stairway, then refused to come out and clean it up the next day. The neighbour one floor down posted the contents of his cat's litter through the drunken guy's letterbox in revenge. Nice.

PseudoFamous

CK2010 wrote: »

...we could smell the smoke from their house through our kitchen wall. horrible horrible people.

That's not how walls are supposed to work.

Steodonn

CK2010 wrote: »

Kept us and our three year old daughter awake almost every night with ridiculously loud music. when we knocked in to ask them to even just turn the bass down a bit cause our child is being woken we were told 'ah sure our kid is the same age and she sleeps through it'- she didnt sleep through it, we could hear her shouting for them to turn it off on a good few nights. if we knocked on the wall we'd be screamed at through the wall and we could smell the smoke from their house through our kitchen wall. horrible horrible people.

Might have a problem with building regulations

CK2010

Steodonn wrote: »

Might have a problem with building regulations

dont live in the ****hole anymore so not my problem!

GSI

Ghost Buster wrote: »

My neighbours are "motoring enthusiasts" ..
Or in another sense scum bags from daddy down to two sons who use the roads I use as their own personal rally track. After i complained they spent a couple of months stopping outside my house (we live in the sticks) and revving their **** box engines at all hours, day and night. i asked them to stop explaining that i have a toddler who could be on the road and a new born in the house. They didnt stop...
Took em to court and got all 3 banned for 2 mths , fined €500 each and €200 expenses for myself. They now drive with perfect manners.....

can't believe you did that to them 2 poor fellas. sure if you never said anything to them in the first place they wouldn't have targeted you. sure they were only having a bit of fun after all.

Liam Byrne

GSI wrote: »

can't believe you did that to them 2 poor fellas. sure if you never said anything to them in the first place they wouldn't have targeted you. sure they were only having a bit of fun after all.

Please tell me this post is a wind-up ????

Ddad

It's a windup

the groutch

hate to be an inverse racist, but there only ever seems to be problems with Irish neighbours. foreigners neighbours are all sound as a pound and never cause any problems.

pragmatic1

My neighbour has a dog that keeps snapping at me when I walk past. Bit me a few times too. I try and run him over everyday.

pragmatic1

GSI wrote: »

can't believe you did that to them 2 poor fellas. sure if you never said anything to them in the first place they wouldn't have targeted you. sure they were only having a bit of fun after all.

If it was up the north kneecaps might have been missing. Those cnuts got of light.

starviewadams

Old neighbors were a family of drug addicts who used to throw used syringes over our back wall,robbed our shed twice,and once one of them got beaten up on our doorstep by two lads in balaclava's with iron bars.They eventually pissed off somewhere else but it wasn't pleasant growing up there as a 7/8 year old.

Their replacement was a lovely auld wan who used to bake us scones and apple tarts and stuff so it worked out well in the end though.

amacca

the groutch wrote: »

hate to be an inverse racist, but there only ever seems to be problems with Irish neighbours. foreigners neighbours are all sound as a pound and never cause any problems.

inverse racist, lol, me likey, alternatives = racist to the power of minus 1 or 1 over racist.


shure the fooordeners are probably scared of us paddies...lets face it a lot of us drink excessively and love an aul fight and we have children with no thought for financial ability to provide for them and no ability to bring them up properly while making sure we wear the most unflattering clothes...throw in an alud tramp stamp of two....scrounge of social welfare....

tis madness I tells ya, madness!!!!!!

Solnskaya

Just ask Biggins for a few tips, he's a superglue removal expert at this stage. No idea how to dissuade the scroats though in your case. In my case I'd just send my eldest lad around to batter em. Eldest lads can come in handy somtimes.- There's your solution, get a tough teenager of your own. Argos probably have them at this stage, that or try Tesco.

cruiser178

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Why are scobie mams always massive whales? How do they still get the cock?

You know the old saying, for every old smelly scobie sock theres an old smelly scobie shoe. Lucky for me where i live is a nice quite place but a friend of mine and many of his neighbours (20 in fact) had to leave their homes bucause of 2 familys in a new housing estate of just 45 homes. Regeneration my hole.

Gillington

Mr. Denton wrote: »

Scrotes usually don't pick random letter-boxes. Are you a teacher or paedophile OP (or both?)

Ah no, alot of scrotes WILL pick random letterboxes/cars,gardens