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What animal would you be & why

  • 17-07-2011 4:57pm
    #1
    JR79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭JR79


    Funny answers please!


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  • #2
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Taoiseach


  • #3
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    JR79 wrote: »
    Funny answers please!

    How bored are you today??? :rolleyes:


  • #4
    Needler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    A dog so all the high horse crowd in the Pets forum can bang on about how I should be put down for biting a child.


  • #5
    joshrogan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    The butterfly, nobody suspects the butterfly.


  • #6
    Uriah Gifted Quadrilateral
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Uriah Gifted Quadrilateral


    >.>


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  • #7
    JR79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭JR79


    kfallon wrote: »
    How bored are you today??? :rolleyes:

    Very bored!


  • #8
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Buck rabbit, all that riding.


  • #9
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    JR79 wrote: »
    Funny answers please!

    I'd be an original thread koala.


  • #10
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    I like to take long walks in the saucepan.


  • #11
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    Hippo-pot-a-mousse


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  • #12
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • #13
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    A Jew.


  • #14
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Cheetah ...

    Fast on their feet and handsome bastards .


  • #15
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Yore ma................because shes an animal in the sack.


  • #16
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    You first OP, what animal would you be and why?


  • #17
    mystique150
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭mystique150


    I'd be a horse, preferably a high one.


  • #18
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Crow.:pac:


  • #19
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I'm already an animal.


  • #20
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    JR79 wrote: »
    Funny answers please!

    You've come to the wrong place.


  • #21
    Karona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Karona


    I'd be that annoying bird that wakes you up in the morning that you want to shoot. :D


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  • #22
    sgb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    A donkey, they get to sh*g some really beautiful woman, just watched a few clips on the internet, and it always seems that the donkey's get the best looking girls


  • #23
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Can I be a bowl of home made chicken soup?


  • #24
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Karona wrote: »
    I'd be that annoying bird that wakes you up in the morning that you want to shoot. :D

    Yore ma?


  • #25
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    A Liger.
    It's pretty much my favorite animal.
    It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.


  • #26
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    mikom wrote: »
    A Liger.
    It's pretty much my favorite animal.
    It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

    I think i'd rather be a Wolverine.
    I spent last summer with my uncle in Alaska hunting them.


  • #27
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Mr. Denton wrote: »
    I think i'd rather be a Wolverine.
    I spent last summer with my uncle in Alaska hunting them.

    Did you shoot any?


  • #28
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    A pig.


  • #29
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    mikom wrote: »
    Did you shoot any?

    Yes, like 50 of them. They kept trying to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?


  • #30
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Mr. Denton wrote: »
    Yes, like 50 of them. They kept trying to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?

    What kind of gun did you use?


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  • #31
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    mikom wrote: »
    What kind of gun did you use?

    A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? :rolleyes:


  • #32
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Excellent.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uz5NCzx9rc


  • #33
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    A pig - their orgasms last 30 minutes.

    So its win win i guess.

    Male pig - demon in the sack.
    Female pig - goin places no female ever went before


  • #34
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    A pig - their orgasms last 30 minutes.

    I've given women 30 minute orgasms. They were pigs too come to think of it.


  • #35
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    I'd be a horse....like this one:

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/Palomino_Horse.jpg


  • #36
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    A dog.

    The ability to lick ones own stones would be awesome


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  • #37
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    A werewolf would be my choice now


  • #38
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    A shark so i can "play" with the beach goers
    Dun dun ...dun dun dun dun dun dun


  • #39
    Babyblessed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 229 ✭✭Babyblessed


    A cat.... free to come and go as I please... bring the occasional spoils of my day back to my unappreciative owner and they scream but usually understand my sentiment. Can of grub and the odd stoke.... happy out.

    Just got to learn to avoid the mad drivers and combine harvester,,,,, but I have to do that anyway! :D


  • #40
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    JR79 wrote: »
    What animal would you be & why?
    You a chick yeah?


  • #41
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    A three toed sloth

    *yawn*


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  • #42
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    I'd be a swan cause they mate for life :)





    Actually no, fcuk that, I'd be a big dirty silver back Gorilla and tap everything with a pulse :pac:


  • #43
    Naikon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Naikon


    An Owl.


  • #44
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Buck rabbit, all that riding.

    Or Catholic priest for the same reasons.


  • #45
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    A ferret.


    Cute (:pac:) and the capcity to be vicious.


  • #46
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Abi wrote: »
    A ferret.


    Cute (:pac:) and the capcity to be vicious.


    WTF....ferrets arent cute!! sort yerself out woman!! :p


  • #47
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    A bluebottle fly. There such cool animals.


  • #48
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    a kitten coz i like to get rubbed by strangers ;)


    but really a panda coz everybody loves pandas :D


  • #49
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    benwavner wrote: »
    WTF....ferrets arent cute!! sort yerself out woman!! :p


    Oh no you di-int!


  • #50
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    A fly, so I could be a fly on the wall.


  • #51
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I'd be a stallion like this fella. God I'd love to be able to gallop down hills with my mane flowing behind me like this guy and have beautiful young ladies on my back... I've said too much.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0upwJC-XKBI


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