Headbutting Vegetarians

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I once headbutted a vegetarian by accident but it was her fault. Now lets be honest, we've all done it, which is the purpose of this thread

In this instance it was, obviosuly, her fault as I was going through the non-exhaustive list of animals that I would eat and that she wouldn't. I brought up snakes which I would happily eat, and her phobia becomes apparent and her hands flay wildly, one of which lands me in the crotch, causing me to lurch forward involuntarily and crack her a nice one in the nise. Blood everywhere.

starbelgrade

I like vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

Links234

Sometimes I wonder if threads here can be any more ridiculous, and I'm always surprised to see that yes, they can. WTF?

Kojak

I'm ultra vegan, so I wouldn't headbutt a veggie.

sparks24

starbelgrade wrote: »

I like vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

I could I don't have veg with mine

KeithM89_old

You dont win friends with salad.

hondasam

starbelgrade wrote: »

I like vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

would it not depend on the size

starbelgrade

KeithM89 wrote: »

You dont win friends with salad.

You lettuce down with that reply.

hondasam

KeithM89 wrote: »

You dont win friends with salad.

what do you win them with?

Tehachapi

Jaysus, and I thought my threads were ridiculous.

Edit - usually the people who have the most problem with a section of society are closet members of that section. We all know the homophobic tough gay-basher in school who turned out to be the biggest queer in the world.

So to sum up, SlasherMcGurk = the gay.

KeithM89_old

hondasam wrote: »

what do you win them with?

Barbecues and trips to Slaughterhouses.

hondasam

KeithM89 wrote: »

Barbecues and trips to Slaughterhouses.

you are cruel

Super-Rush

Tehachapi wrote: »

Jaysus, and I thought my threads were ridiculous.

Edit - usually the people who have the most problem with a section of society are closet members of that section. We all know the homophobic tough gay-basher in school who turned out to be the biggest queer in the world.

So to sum up, SlasherMcGurk = the gay.

You don't really get After Hours do you?

Spread

Do vegetarians eat Beef Tomatoes?

Kojak

What happens when the vegetarian headbutts you?

sparks24

I've always wondered do vegan women swallow or spit?

hondasam

let's all have a salad sandwich.

hondasam

sparks24 wrote: »

I've always wondered do vegan women swallow or spit?

Real women swallow

admiralofthefleet

starbelgrade wrote: »

I like vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

would you eat the hole of a chicken?

starbelgrade

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

would you eat the hole of a chicken?

No. Chicken hole is fowl.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Tehachapi wrote: »

Jaysus, and I thought my threads were ridiculous.

Edit - usually the people who have the most problem with a section of society are closet members of that section. We all know the homophobic tough gay-basher in school who turned out to be the biggest queer in the world.

So to sum up, SlasherMcGurk = the gay.

eh yeah fine, gay not really, try anything maybe.
It's all about the concept round here darling. And sometimes the bizzare. And funny stories. And serious discussions at tmes. It's a mixed bag you see.
And nowhere is it apparent that I have a problem with any section of society, as long as you arent hurting anyone and all that
If you think it should be deleted or elsewhere then report it

starbelgrade

Kojak wrote: »

What happens when the vegetarian headbutts you?

That would never happen. A vegetarian barely has the strength to stand up, let alone headbutt someone.

Tehachapi

Franklin Faithful Vocabulary wrote: »

eh yeah fine, gay not really, try anything maybe.
It's all about the concept round here darling. And sometimes the bizzare. And funny stories. And serious discussions at tmes. It's a mixed bag you see.
And nowhere is it apparent that I have a problem with any section of society, as long as you arent hurting anyone and all that
If you think it should be deleted or elsewhere then report it

No I just find it strange how angry you got about lettuce in a recent thread, and now this. Are you trying to tell the world something? It's ok. Let it out.

Spread

sparks24 wrote: »

I've always wondered do vegan women swallow or spit?

For the final time sparks .......... Vegans don't put meat in their mouths and if, after drinking too much Vegan wine, they forgot that they, er, don't ........ they certainly would spit. The only ova to get into these happy people is up the chacha ........... but no french kissing Next!

hondasam

Tehachapi wrote: »

No I just find it strange how angry you got about lettuce in a recent thread, and now this. Are you trying to tell the world something? It's ok. Let it out.

what am I missing ?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Tehachapi wrote: »

No I just find it strange how angry you got about lettuce in a recent thread, and now this. Are you trying to tell the world something? It's ok. Let it out.

I don't like lettuce. I was thinking of a funny story of when I headbutted a veggie ex beacuse a friend of mine had told me of a similar story with their current veggie gf. Threads completely unrelated.
No need to overthink things, seriosuly, you can miss out on the jokes that way

Tehachapi

starbelgrade wrote: »

That would never happen. A vegetarian barely has the strength to stand up, let alone headbutt someone.

Would you headbutt this guy?

http://vegetarianstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mac-danzig.jpg

He's a vegan ufc fighter.

sparks24

Spread wrote: »

sparks24 wrote: »

I've always wondered do vegan women swallow or spit?

For the final time sparks .......... Vegans don't put meat in their mouths and if, after drinking too much Vegan wine, they forgot that they, er, don't ........ they certainly would spit. The only ova to get into these happy people is up the chacha ........... but no french kissing Next!

Thanks for clearing that up

Sticky_Fingers

Do vegetarians make good lovers?

Would they bypass the meat portion of meat and two potatoes and just concentrate on the tubers leaving no one satisfied?

Is it cannibalistic to swallow, it has the promise of life?

Can they eat out a muff or would they rather not take the chance that it's not organically grown and just fall back on eating (nylon) carpet?

So many questions, I'm off to the vegetarian forum for the answers...

Elohim

Tehachapi wrote: »

Would you headbutt this guy?

http://vegetarianstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mac-danzig.jpg

He's a vegan ufc fighter.

And is that a normal meat eating UFC fighter above him?

starbelgrade

Tehachapi wrote: »

Would you headbutt this guy?

http://vegetarianstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mac-danzig.jpg

He's a vegan ufc fighter.

He's a tight-short-wearing, shaven-headed man who likes to roll around with semi naked men in a large baby's play pen while wearing latex yellow fingerless gloves.

And he's a vegan.

I don't need to headbutt that guy to let him know how badly wrong his life has gone. That'd be just pure bad.

Tehachapi

Elohim wrote: »

And is that a normal meat eating UFC fighter above him?

Nope, he's the guy on top. Look up some videos on youtube he'd demolish anyone on here in a fight.

Tar.Aldarion

my head :mad:

starbelgrade

Tehachapi wrote: »

Nope, he's the guy on top. Look up some videos on youtube he'd demolish anyone on here in a fight.

That depends entirely on the fight.

For example, if he came at me, all angry & yellow fingerless glove-wearing crazy style as if he was going to batter me, and I had a loaded sub machine gun pointed at his head... I think I'd probably win that one.

Super-Rush

Tehachapi wrote: »

Nope, he's the guy on top. Look up some videos on youtube he'd demolish anyone on here in a fight.

I'd slap him around the head with a steak and shove sausages up his arse.

Spread

Tehachapi wrote: »

Nope, he's the guy on top. Look up some videos on youtube he'd demolish anyone on here in a fight.

Hold my coat! Let me at this lump of wind and self righteousness ........after I've opened another bottle of Taragona.

bronte

I've been vegetarian for 18 years.
Yes, we do swallow.
I love you all.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

bronte wrote: »

I've been vegetarian for 18 years.
Yes, we do swallow.
I love you all.

*cough* not a real veggie so *cough*

OPENROAD

bronte wrote: »

I've been vegetarian for 18 years.
Yes, we do swallow.
I love you all.

Sorry

bronte

Franklin Faithful Vocabulary wrote: »

*cough* not a real veggie so *cough*

We don't eat animals
Humans however....

sparks24

bronte wrote: »

I've been vegetarian for 18 years.
Yes, we do swallow.
I love you all.

What about your vegan friends, big difference isn't there?

Btw fair play for swallowing ;-)

bronte

sparks24 wrote: »

What about your vegan friends, big difference isn't there?

Btw fair play for swallowing ;-)

Not entirely sure what them lads are into but you'd want to keep an eye on them alright.

Sticky_Fingers

sparks24 wrote: »

Btw fair play for swallowing ;-)

Hell they should be thanking us, thats high quality protein they're getting and it didn't cost them a penny, god knows the pasty feckers need it.

bronte

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Hell they should be thanking us, thats high quality protein they're getting and it didn't cost them a penny, god knows the pasty feckers need it.

That's the kinda attitude that got you your username.





:pac:

johnmcdnl

and I though the cuckoo's nest was bad :pac:

strobe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

revz

Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Lapin

If vegetarians only eat vegetables - what do humanitarians eat ?










Lapin gets coat and gives cursory headbutt to nearest veggie on the way out.

Spread

Lapin wrote: »

If vegetarians only eat vegetables - what do humanitarians eat ?

Lapin gets coat and gives cursory headbutt to nearest veggie on the way out.

Hey Lapin! watch out if you go to la belle France. Lapin aux Pruneaux. Delish

Lapin

Spread wrote: »

Hey Lapin! watch out if you go to la belle France. Lapin aux Pruneaux. Delish

Nope, lived there for years and hate prunes.:)

The vegetarians can have them.;)

Laisurg

Franklin Faithful Vocabulary wrote: »

I once headbutted a vegetarian by accident but it was her fault. Now lets be honest, we've all done it, which is the purpose of this thread

In this instance it was, obviosuly, her fault as I was going through the non-exhaustive list of animals that I would eat and that she wouldn't. I brought up snakes which I would happily eat, and her phobia becomes apparent and her hands flay wildly, one of which lands me in the crotch, causing me to lurch forward involuntarily and crack her a nice one in the nise. Blood everywhere.

Well at least someone has some ganja :P

On a serious note i have wanted to headbutt certain vegetarians!
''eww how can you eat that?'' FÚCK OFF!