Things you do when you come home with a few beers on ya

ap1986

for some reason I turn into Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen with a few beers on me and act as if I'm the best chef in the world.What do you do when you come in from a night out??

krudler

make toast.

fap.

order depending, never at the same time. well I did once but I'd rather forget about it

amacachi

krudler wrote: »

make toast.

Knew there was something I meant to do.

ap1986

krudler wrote: »

make toast.

fap.

order depending, never at the same time. well I did once but I'd rather forget about it

then drown it in butter and feel worse for wear the next morning??

john t

make coffee and toast and luk for beer thinking im sober.

ap1986

john t wrote: »

make coffee and toast and luk for beer thinking im sober.

ha ha we all do that and open the fridge and see theres none left and think NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Drink cans , listen to tunes, burn pizza , post on boards , pass out on floor.

Tandey

sleep

admiralofthefleet

listen to music while milling the indian ive brought back with me

ap1986

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Drink cans , listen to tunes, burn pizza , post on boards , pass out on floor.

wake up and look in wallet and say....where was I!!!!

ap1986

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

listen to music while milling the indian ive brought back with me

and wear half of it to bed on your shirt???

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Regrettable facebook messages

pragmatic1

Listen to music, look for more beer and get sentimental.

ap1986

crack open a can and stick on comedy central...theres always an episode on Two And A Half Men thats a million times more funny with more drink on ya!!

Chuck Stone

Think I'm very quiet but make massive quantities of noise and then wonder why people are complaining because I was trying to be quiet and all.

admiralofthefleet

ap1986 wrote: »

and wear half of it to bed on your shirt???

you know me too well but not enough. its usually eaten in bed

ap1986

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Think I'm very quiet but make massive quantities of noise and then wonder why people are complaining because I was trying to be quiet and all.

and it all starts with putting the key on the door and dropping them on the wooden floor as soon as ya get in and then talking to the keys and telling them to shhhhhhhhhh!! makes sense when your drunk!!

Larianne

sausage sambos & tea, then sleep.

ap1986

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

you know me too well but not enough. its usually eaten in bed

and woken up beside in the morning and thinkin WTF!!

ap1986

Larianne wrote: »

sausage sambos & tea, then sleep.

what a shout!!!!!

Larianne

ap1986 wrote: »

what a shout!!!!!

wut?

john t

12 hours of charlie this weekend so no going out just stock up on beer/ wine and peanuts/ roast chicken...

ap1986

Larianne wrote: »

wut?

a saussie sambo and tea.....I never tried that?!?!?!

admiralofthefleet

john t wrote: »

12 hours of charlie this weekend so no going out just stock up on beer/ wine and peanuts/ roast chicken...

two and a half men marathon?

john t

Hell Yeah Charlie Is King.....

ap1986

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

two and a half men marathon?

And take advice from Charlie!!

john t

Charlie has right attitude... fun fun fun girls girls girls drink drink drink.....

Paully D

Send a **** load of texts that make me want to shoot myself when I see them the next morning.

Eve_Dublin

Just got home from the pub/bar and it's 3.46 Spanish time and here's what I'm doing:

- Boiling an egg

- Eating slivers of goat's cheese

- Giving out about the guy who decided to talk AT myself and my friends instead of engaging in conversartin

- Post here and make a ****e load of woopsies.

- Sit under fan

-Decide in my head that I'd prefer to live somewhere else.

ap1986

Paully D wrote: »

Send a **** load of texts that make me want to shoot myself when I see them the next morning.

nothing worse than a morning sent box of shame!!!

john t

Drunk txts shd be braggin txts... if u dont shag it dont txt it....

Angron

I usually make chicken nuggets when I get home. Taste f*cking lovely.

ap1986

Denny M wrote: »

I usually make chicken nuggets when I get home. Taste f*cking lovely.

seems like a lot of effort at a mad hour of the night

Angron

ap1986 wrote: »

seems like a lot of effort at a mad hour of the night

Eh it's only like 20 minutes at most, not that bad.

ap1986

Denny M wrote: »

Eh it's only like 20 minutes at most, not that bad.

a drunk 20 mins is an eternity!!!!!!!

jill_valentine

ap1986 wrote: »

for some reason I turn into Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen with a few beers on me and act as if I'm the best chef in the world.What do you do when you come in from a night out??

Exactly this. Eat a load of cheese and cook a load of stuff that doesn't make any sense at all. Wake up the next day with the hands burned off me and the kitchen looking like something exploded in there.

Also, make the most beautiful cup of tea ever forged by human hands, only to forget it on a table somewhere.

blackdog2

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

listen to music while milling the indian ive brought back with me

Drunken Fisting FTW!

john t

yeah at least toaster clicks off, nuggets are nice but oven needs turning off.... EVE boiling egg is great and cheese... man talking at you not too you mean you hit wrong bars...most men hit on girl not group..

im invisible

Depends what stage im at really, sometimes the first thing i know about it is when i wake up, look around me, and say to myself 'well, i managed to get home anyway...'

If im only after having a few, usually turn on the telly, sound mute (unless theres something interesting on, like a french film with subtitles, with a high probability of some bit of nudity in) and the radio on in the background tuned to today fm, or one of the irish language stations, they usually have chilled tunes on

Or sometimes, its internet, fap, bed

Lurching

Usually a pie in the oven is the best option.

Invariably, ill get fed up waiting for it and end up eating it while its still frozen in the middle.

The joys of inebriation...

Lemsiper

Spliffs and banana cake!

Kylo Ren

1. Find seat in the sitting room.

2. Take off one shoe and a sock.

3. Take off shirt.

4. Attempt to remove jeans, no success.

5. Grab burger purchased earlier.

6. Eat half.

7. Let burger stick to chest with sauce trickling down said chest.

8. Fall asleep.

9. Awoken by mother half naked with chest and clothes engulfed in burger sauce.

10. Bed and water, and more water.

11. Restart process following week.

seanbmc

Wouldn't go near the stove because I know I'd have the place on fire :pac:

Eat anything else that's on offer though, then go on boards/Facebook and talk shíte.

jill_valentine

I actually have two fairly substantial scars on my right forearm from an accidental self-grilling resulting from this very thing OP, so I do sympathise.

EDIT.

I smelled delicious, for the record.

Kylo Ren

jill_valentine wrote: »

I actually have two fairly substantial scars on my right forearm from an accidental self-grilling resulting from this very thing OP, so I do sympathise.

EDIT.

I smelled delicious, for the record.

Omg you're a self griller to? I've been clean for a few months now, **** is hard tho.

RichieC

Stare one eyed at boards reading whatever load of old bollocks someones decided to share.. type a stern but fair response.

ban the next day for reasons unknown..

jill_valentine

Keno 92 wrote: »

Omg you're a self griller to? I've been clean for a few months now, **** is hard tho.

WHERE ARE OUR SUPPORT GROUPS!?!

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Kylo Ren

jill_valentine wrote: »

WHERE ARE OUR SUPPORT GROUPS!?!

George Foreman boycotted them. Bad for business.

Saila

piss in the garden or in the sink

barone

uncle of mine went to fry the dog one night, a west highland terrier,


pan on the range,singing out loud 'come on trixie,ya fukcer'