If you could have one superpower...

AnamGlas

As the title says :P

Go for it AH, don't let me down.

FearDark

The power to have all superpowers.

Mr.Crinklewood

Russia.

im invisible

i do

Kiera

I'm tooo drunk to think of one. Pick one for me....

Mr. Denton

I'd love that power Professor X has. You know, to be able to sit on my arse all day but not get criticised for it.

red menace

My one is very simple

Never having to sleep, with no ill effects or associated mental loopiness.

Thatnastyboy

The power to write a hilarious remark in a fresh thread..

Ive tried, and frankly. I'm shit at it.

Rhys Essien

China,shur isnt America fcuked.

Chris P. Bacon

Kiera wrote: »

I'm tooo drunk to think of one. Pick one for me....

The ability to turn into a tounge!!

Kiera

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

The ability to turn into a tounge!!

Well i'm a gobby bitch so thats already done.... :P

7sr2z3fely84g5

X-ray vision

CardBordWindow

Boards moderator powers!!

Logical Fallacy

I'd like the power to foresee celebrity deaths.

Chris P. Bacon

Kiera wrote: »

Well i'm a gobby bitch so thats already done.... :P

Oh right,so maybe a princess then!

n1mr0d

Invincibility

deise go deo

The power to turn my enemies into green jelly.

Kiera

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Oh right,so maybe a princess then!

Are you drunk too? Pick something i'm not ffs :P

/and dont say "nice"

horseplay

nudity ,......... for everyone:D

Mr. Denton

Kiera wrote: »

Are you drunk too? Pick something i'm not ffs :P

/and dont say "nice"

How about Mysique's power? Spend most of the day in the nude.

Kylo Ren

Control time. It's the best one.

Kiera

Mr. Denton wrote: »

How about Mysique's power? Spend most of the day in the nude.

The rule in my house is "no clothes allowed" so thats out :P

Chris P. Bacon

Kiera wrote: »

Are you drunk too? Pick something i'm not ffs :P

/and dont say "nice"

Yeah a bit steamed im on my 7th can!

I never said you were nice ,ok so the ability to turn into a man or something!

Kiera

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Yeah a bit steamed im on my 7th can!

I never said you were nice ,ok so the ability to turn into a man or something!

Mmmmmmmmm cock..... You win

CardBordWindow

Kiera wrote: »

Mr. Denton wrote: »

How about Mysique's power? Spend most of the day in the nude.

The rule in my house is "no clothes allowed" so thats out :P

In my house it's 'No pants, no problem!'

Mr.Crinklewood

Kiera wrote: »

I'm tooo drunk to think of one. Pick one for me....

Cowenjedward girl.

Half cow, half John, and half Edward.

Kiera

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Cowenjedward girl.

Half cow, half John, and half Edward.

Mooooooo

Paud.....

id love to have the powers of the writers for family guy


say anything i bloody wanted no matter how wrong or sick it is and get away with it!!

Mr.Crinklewood

Kiera wrote: »

Mooooooo

Now can i milk you?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

That I'd be able to look at shit and it would explode or be naked if female

cesc77

The Power of The Murdoch!!!Grrrrrr


oh,wait..

Kiera

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Now can i milk you?

Or milk on me?

AnamGlas

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Cowenjedward girl.

Half cow, half John, and half Edward.

Sickening, you couldn't put the cow through that.

punchdrunk

the ability to remove skin tags from eyelids!

cesc77

I propose that I am the combined MAN power of all of the castrated men and eunuchs snipped nuts.

I shall be a massive ball of testosterone...a big sperm bag.(with sentience:))

and ability to change into human form.........:cool:

Chris P. Bacon

Kiera wrote: »

Or milk on me?

How drunk are you?

Logical Fallacy

Kiera wrote: »

Or milk on me?

Blast you with milk.

PseudoFamous

The ability to explain technology to old people.

Kiera

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

How drunk are you?

I thanked your post instead of quoting it drunk

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Blast you with milk.

Oh yeah, bring it, D

Mr.Crinklewood

Kiera wrote: »

Or milk on me?

r
.....i jamn ust sroke troke cm ueyboard mad.

Chris P. Bacon

Kiera wrote: »

I thanked your post instead of quoting it drunk


Oh yeah, bring it, D

Its a lot easier to thank than quote!

Kiera

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Its a lot easier to thank than quote!

I agree! Its all very confusing for a blonde!!! And a drunk one at that!!

/ i have typed that short sentence out 5 times trying to get the spelling right

Frank Black

The ability to stop time.

That would be cool - lie-ins whenever you fancied.

Chris P. Bacon

Kiera wrote: »

I agree! Its all very confusing for a blonde!!! And a drunk one at that!!

/ i have typed that short sentence out 5 times trying to get the spelling right

Id be lost without the spell correct thing!

Mr.Crinklewood

black francis wrote: »

The ability to stop time.

That would be cool - lie-ins whenever you fancied.

Leak that they have been hacking phones, and i am sure Time Magazine will quit production as well as the News of the World.

Needler

To be good in bed.

KeithM89_old

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Oh right,so maybe a princess then!

Kiera wrote: »

Are you drunk too? Pick something i'm not ffs :P

/and dont say "nice"

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Yeah a bit steamed im on my 7th can!

Kiera wrote: »

Mmmmmmmmm cock..... You win

Kiera wrote: »

Or milk on me?

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

How drunk are you?

Kiera wrote: »

I thanked your post instead of quoting it drunk

Oh yeah, bring it, D

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Its a lot easier to thank than quote!

Kiera wrote: »

I agree! Its all very confusing for a blonde!!! And a drunk one at that!!

/ i have typed that short sentence out 5 times trying to get the spelling right

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Id be lost without the spell correct thing!

What with all the off-topic crap??

cesc77

The super power to be oblivious to FCUKING poor flirting:pac:

2 stroke

The ability to not be controlled by boobs.

cesc77

Needler wrote: »

To be good in bed.

Aww......



Poor Needle:(

Mr.Crinklewood

cesc77 wrote: »

Aww......



Poor Needle:(

He has nothing to worry about.

Hung like a Jenwab.