Cork men slated!

Idbatterim

From this article

http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/celebrity-news-gossip/helen-wood-confessions-of-a-working-girl-2817767.html?ino=7#wcol

had to laugh at alot of it!

"We came over to Ireland and went around different hotels. Dublin, Belfast, Galway and Cork. We worked a lot in Cork. I hated Cork. They're a different breed. They're like the rednecks of Ireland. They're totally not with it when it comes to sex and women. A massive bunch of them would request the strangest of things. One man wanted me to treat him like a little boy. A lot of them were gay but they wouldn't admit it. They're quite dirty in Cork."

Dirty, as in a good way, with dirty sex?

"No." She grimaces. "They're not clean, not like city boys. A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to twat them."

Did she bring her wooden spoon?

"No. One man wanted me to kick him in his ribs and he'd bring an egg-timer to make sure he got his full half-hour. In Cork, a lot of the men want strap-on dildos up their asses. I see it as not having sex with them so I actually prefer that. It's actually quite amusing because I'd be looking at the back of their head thinking, 'You ****ing idiot.'

"I loved Dublin. It was full of loads of different people. I saw a politician in Dublin. He told me, 'I shouldn't be here. I'm actually a politician'. When he was in the shower, I looked out the window and there was a car parked outside with a chauffeur. He had a massage and we talked about things in general. I was sat there in my bra and knickers.



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Logical Fallacy

I see the hooker, but where's the heart of gold?

MitchKoobski

"The rednecks of Ireland."

I'm using that one.

Logical Fallacy

MitchKoobski wrote: »

"The rednecks of Ireland."

I'm using that one.

I wouldn't, it doesn't make any sense.

Chuck Stone

Oh man, Cork men gonna hate that.

Gandalph

Cork is pretty backways to be honest

Show Time

I would not be to worried about what a hoor who turns tricks has to say about anything in general.

staker

She could do with a grand big plate of schpuds bless her.

kfallon

I'm surprised there was room for her to get the strap on up their arse cos Cork men are usually up their own holes anyway :pac:

jimthemental

In Cork, a lot of the men want strap-on dildos up their asses.

Seems like this was written by the Galway hurlers Saturday evening.

Turtyturd

TBH they might not have been asking for that stuff...she might not have understood their stupid accent...can't argue with the dirty thing though.

NTMK

MitchKoobski wrote: »

"The rednecks of Ireland."

I'm using that one.

in fairness that title belongs to the dolphin owning, healy-rae voters of Kerry

Cork is a hole though

Fizman

Let me get this right......this 'woman' allowed Wayne Rooney to enter her vagina.......and she has the neck to criticise other humans???

Okay then.

few cans?

This is pretty much the pot calling the kettle black

Eric Cartman

Ahhahaha , cork is a shÃ*thole , none of this surprises me

Dennis the Stone

Some sampling bias going on there I fear, in terms of oddballs.

smallerthanyou

Does anyone not wonder what politician it is. Chauffeured car has to be a minister so not Jackie Healy Rae, my first thought.

Dennis the Stone

"I loved Dublin. It was full of loads of different people. I saw a politician in Dublin. He told me, 'I shouldn't be here. I'm actually a politician'. When he was in the shower, I looked out the window and there was a car parked outside with a chauffeur. He had a massage and we talked about things in general. I was sat there in my bra and knickers.

"He had a bottle of champagne with him. We were just having a friendly chat and he said, 'I've got a proposition for you. I don't know how open-minded you are. Can I put something to you?' He said, 'I see ladyboys on occasion. How would you feel if I brought one along with us? He's just a phone call away. I told him that he could possibly be invited to an appointment but obviously if you don't want him to come, then that's fine'. I kind of freaked a bit and said no. He paid to stay with me for two hours but I didn't have sex with him because I wouldn't have sex with the ladyboy. He was really nice though."

Wonder which politician it is.

Zebra3

What Corkies do with prostitutes in the privacy of a brothel is their own business.

viota

im from cork and female and i have to say most men are very unclean here and dont shower often for the exception of my father who is very clean.

stephen_k

viota wrote: »

im from cork and female and i have to say most men are very unclean here and dont shower often for the exception of my father who is very clean.

You seem not to be bothered, that according to the the article, as he is a male from Cork, your father is regularly involved in pegging with a prostitute....

Logical Fallacy

viota wrote: »

im from cork and female and i have to say most men are very unclean here and dont shower often for the exception of my father who is very clean.

But he does enjoy being mounted from the rear by a strap-on wielding prozzie.

Feeona

stephen_k wrote: »

You seem not to be bothered, that according to the the article, as he is a male from Cork, your father is regularly involved in pegging with a prostitute....

I don't think so.....he's clean

viota

Maybe he does i am not one to judge lol he is a biker and into leather gear and all that.Now its likely my brother does as he only showers every five days and never washes his hands.

Show Time

viota wrote: »

Maybe he does i am not one to judge lol he is a biker and into leather gear and all that.

A nice way of saying he wanted to spend his life as a teenager and never grow up.

stephen_k

viota wrote: »

Maybe he does i am not one to judge lol he is a biker and into leather gear and all that.Now its likely my brother does as he only showers every five days and never washes his hands.

Better bring out the gimp... :pac:

viota

that is very likely true.He thinks hes still young and refuses to cut his hair even though hes going bald very obviously.lol stephaen_k

fedor.2.

She really should have mentioned this at the time. I thought we got on very well......the bitch

Gilda Fortune

Im not form Cork and im female, but I for one love our Irish men whatever county they are from. and i would defend them over a whore any day of the week.

viota

Maybe im wrong and its just my lazy brother i dont know.I generally dont ask men if they have showered or not.I say my brother must be an exception

kfallon

It's a sad indicment of society today that anyone would give this whore any kind of media attention :rolleyes:

I'd say her folks must be so proud of her!

ShadowHearth

People taking seriously a prostitute who is proud of her job and going on interview about it...

P.s. I am male living in cork, but I am no Irish .

BluesBerry

The poor cork men LOL

I find this pretty disturbing though

They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them.

I am never gonna look at Eddie Hobbs the same way again :pac:

Idbatterim

Does anyone not wonder what politician it is. Chauffeured car has to be a minister so not Jackie Healy Rae, my first thought.

given that this happened sometime ago, could hav been BIFFO!

fedor.2.

smallerthanyou wrote: »

Does anyone not wonder what politician it is. Chauffeured car has to be a minister so not Jackie Healy Rae, my first thought.

He must be found

suicide_circus

Gilda Fortune wrote: »

I for one love our Irish men whatever county they are from. and i would defend them over a whore any day of the week.

I believe in cork the correct term is hoor.

Dangerous Man

She's a prostitute. A prostitute who's had sex with Wayne Rooney. A prostitute who has sex with men with low standards of personal hygiene for money. She's in no position to say jack about anybody. Slag.

stephen_k

Dangerous Man wrote: »

She's a prostitute. A prostitute who's had sex with Wayne Rooney. A prostitute who has sex with men with low standards of personal hygiene for money. She's in no position to say jack about anybody. Slag.

Another Cork guy who's into pegging methinks :pac:

Dangerous Man

stephen_k wrote: »

Another Cork guy who's into pegging methinks :pac:

I'm actually a Dub and I bear no ill will towards our southern sex fetish cousins.

Hunchback

i see no legitimate reason why she shouldn't be respected. she gave a candid and illuminating interview.

wes

CKonetheonlyone wrote: »

i see no legitimate reason why she shouldn't be respected. she gave a candid and illuminating interview.

She deserves the same amount of respect as her customers.....

Herb Powell

stephen_k wrote: »

Better bring out the gimp... :pac:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeW00YcZIc

Bloody Nipples

As a Cork male, I feel I should defend my fellows and point out that she's comparing the quality of men who use brassers :pac: We might be the worst, but the Dublin and Galway tourism boards aren't going to be promoting the gentlemanly nature of ye're own kerbcrawlers any time soon

/weak ass defence.

D'Agger

Not from Cork originally but working and living here - gotta stand up for the Cork lads and say that the only dirty looking people you'll come across are the scummers on Patrick St. with their Nike Air Max, tracksuit pants stuffed into the socks and john player stuck over their ear....the type who'd pay for sex just to take a break from ploughing their sister y'know :pac:

laugh

Bloody Nipples wrote: »

/weak ass defence.

I knew one of her customers would turn up the thread sooner than later.

laugh

PaulieC wrote: »

.the type who'd pay for sex just to take a break from ploughing their sister y'know :pac:

I'm not sure that type have the money to pay for that kind of prostitute anyway, the beurs do all that kinky **** for free.

celj

Cork has scumbags like everywhere else.
Really no one could be dirtier than that slag taking it for money,she's really in no position to slag anyone.

staker

As a measure of Parity Dav should invite her on here for a questionnaire type thingy where the durtiest gets a free ride.

Or should the Flutt just automatically get a freebie?

foxyboxer

Lovely generalisation there, one lunatic wants a dildo up his ass, another wants to lick her feet, ergo all Cork men are like that. :rolleyes:

Think about it. A major Irish Sunday newspaper devotes a 6 page spread to a Prostitute. Not only a prostitute but one who only appears in the 'glossy' magazine because she was shagged by a wealthy and famous footballer.

Definitely a new low for the Sindo.

Eve_Dublin

Hate to say it as a "true-blue, today's bread...today, howaya me auld segosha" Dub but some of the most attractive men I've ever met in my life were from Cork. Definitely cocky but the funniest feckers I've ever come across in my travels through life.

mattjack

I,m thinking Roy Keane and Triggs..........