Love this pic! A thousand words...

100gSoma

Looks like there is around eight people down to watch Amanda Brunker

http://yfrog.com/kjtl2sj

orourkeda

I'd still ride her

Ally Dick

I would only go to see Amanda if she was going to get that enormous rack of hers out for the lads.

orourkeda

Ally Dick wrote: »

I would only go to see Amanda if she was going to get that enormous rack of hers out for the lads.

Say what you like. I'd still dribble on those juggs anytime.

ItsAWindUp

Who?

thee glitz

isn't she a 'journalist'?

ejmaztec

thee glitz wrote: »

isn't she a 'journalist'?

:pac:




I thought she specialised in crayons?

thee glitz

Oh wait..

http://entertainment.ie/music/news/Amanda-Brunker-Added-To-Oxegen-Line-up/76217.htm

According to her Twitter, she'll be performing a set comprised of "kicking dance tunes", mixed with the odd cover.

ejmaztec

She's just wondering whether or not she should do some crowd-surfing. They'd better get the ambulance ready.

Ally Dick

thee glitz wrote: »

Oh wait..

http://entertainment.ie/music/news/Amanda-Brunker-Added-To-Oxegen-Line-up/76217.htm

Ha ha ha. That article just reminded me of Brendan O'Connor's "Who's In The House" - possibly the worst Irish song of all time !

Chris P. Bacon

Its a shame that with all the talented singers and bands we have around the country they picked her to fill an empty slot,it says a lot really.

Ally Dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-PldwYpD0Q

later12

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

an empty slot

Sausages and O'Connell street, I'd say.

Ally Dick

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Its a shame that with all the talented singers and bands we have around the country they picked her to fill an empty slot,it says a lot really.

I'd fill her slot every time

Biggins

later10 wrote: »

Sausages and O'Connell street, I'd say.

Indeed.

Ally Dick

later10 wrote: »

Sausages and O'Connell street, I'd say.

Ask Jimmy Nesbith, Mick Hucknall and a former Meath footballer

Forest Master

orourkeda wrote: »

I'd still ride her

I always just assumed you were a female poster. I just assumed from your username that your name was Eda O'Rourke - I guess I was wrong.

Edit: jaysus, I was wrong & dyslexic too. I just realised it's "Da" O' Rourke. I thought your name was Eda & you were female for the last year!

Biggins

100gSoma wrote: »

Looks like there is around eight people down to watch Amanda Brunker

http://yfrog.com/kjtl2sj

By the looks of that massive supporting crowd, did she work for the News of the World?

MagicMarker

100gSoma wrote: »

Looks like there is around eight people down to watch Amanda Brunker

http://yfrog.com/kjtl2sj

Errr, a picture of an empty stage? That could have been taken anytime!

WTF is the point of this thread?

Chris P. Bacon

Biggins wrote: »

By the looks of that massive supporting crowd, did she work for the News of the World?

Sunday world.

Ally Dick

MagicMarker wrote: »

WTF is the point of this thread?

It's for female posters to make bitchy comments about her, and male posters to make lurid comments about her

mikom

Spit on me dick...y

Biggins

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Sunday world.

Say no more - explains a lot.

Forest Master

Ally Dick wrote: »

I'd fill her slot every time

"Do you come with the car?"

Yeah, you're one those guys...

later12

Forest Master wrote: »

I always just assumed you were a female poster. I just assumed from your username that your name was Eda O'Rourke - I guess I was wrong.

wimmin do ride wimmin you know. In fact it's an exceedingly regular, everyday occurance whenever they get together.

Why do you think they always go into changing rooms together "Oh Sheila, help me with this bra", "Sure thing Rita" (sorry, I can't think of any sexy 21st century names right now). Needless to say female changing rooms are temples to lesbianism.

Who is she again?

Ally Dick

Deleted User wrote: »

Who is she again?

A massive mammaried former Miss Ireland, who writes childish novels and articles for the Sunday World. Good friends with Bono. Yoyo dieter. Would turn up to the opening of an envelope

Forest Master

later10 wrote: »

wimmin do ride wimmin you know.

So they actually "ride", yeah? You sure it's not just foreplay, because I'm pretty sure they don't have penises.

Edit: yeah, just Googled it - they don't have penises, so they can't "ride". They can only finger, lick out, and use dildos. No riding - so you fail at basic sex ed.

later12

Ally Dick wrote: »

A massive mammaried former Miss Ireland, who writes childish novels and articles for the Sunday World. Good friends with Bono. Yoyo dieter. Would turn up to the opening of an envelope

I think you just wrote the Amanda brunker biography. Now just decorate your post with Amanda hugging lots of Dublin circuit celebs.

ejmaztec

Ally Dick wrote: »

It's for female posters to make bitchy comments about her, and male posters to make lurid comments about her

You left out the males who are just taking the piss:(

Forest Master

Ally Dick wrote: »

Would turn up to the opening of an envelope

lol

mikom

Forest Master wrote: »

So they actually "ride", yeah? You sure it's not just foreplay, because I'm pretty sure they don't have penises.

Edit: yeah, just Googled it - they don't have penises, so they can't "ride". They can only finger, lick out, and use dildos. No riding - so you fail at basic sex ed.

Lets have a trib-unal on it.

artanevilla

Baps baps baps.

YFlyer

Forest Master wrote: »

So they actually "ride", yeah? You sure it's not just foreplay, because I'm pretty sure they don't have penises.

Edit: yeah, just Googled it - they don't have penises, so they can't "ride". They can only finger, lick out, and use dildos. No riding - so you fail at basic sex ed.

Strapon

later12

Forest Master wrote: »

So they actually "ride", yeah? You sure it's not just foreplay, because I'm pretty sure they don't have penises.

Edit: yeah, just Googled it - they don't have penises, so they can't "ride". They can only finger, lick out, and use dildos. No riding - so you fail at basic sex ed.

Wow that sure told me. Boy do I feel silly.

Ally Dick

Forest Master wrote: »

So they actually "ride", yeah? You sure it's not just foreplay, because I'm pretty sure they don't have penises.

Edit: yeah, just Googled it - they don't have penises, so they can't "ride". They can only finger, lick out, and use dildos. No riding - so you fail at basic sex ed.

They can rub their clits together (sorry if that sounds rude, but it's true)

3ndahalfof6

13 including the camera guy:rolleyes:

Aldebaran

Irish Times have a review up already.

TheZohanS

MagicMarker wrote: »

Errr, a picture of an empty stage? That could have been taken anytime!

WTF is the point of this thread?

You're correct.

Here's another pic.

Minstrel27

MagicMarker wrote: »

Errr, a picture of an empty stage? That could have been taken anytime!

WTF is the point of this thread?

Yep it could have been any stage

Here is a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZFZ3JesBcw

Aldebaran

Minstrel27 wrote: »

Yep it could have been any stage

Here is a video

That is one of the worst things I have ever heard in my life.

TheZohanS

Minstrel27 wrote: »

Yep it could have been any stage

Here is a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZFZ3JesBcw

That's embarrassing....

later12

I'm as surprised as she is that nobody threw a brick

ejmaztec

:pac:


http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0709/breaking21.html

Review of Amanda Brunker


STEVEN CARROLL
Review of Amanda Brunker on the Vodaphone Stage this afternoon at Oxegen
Atmosphere: Absent
High: The sun shining on Gitano’s upbeat Spanish guitar playing
Low: Brunker’s brief appearance
Quote: “What a great place to start”
Verdict: Short, very short
Stars out of five: *

It has long been said of the music industry that it isn’t what you know that matters but who you know.

Amanda Brunker was given the chance to make her maiden live musical performance at Oxegen this afternoon after emailing concert promoter Denis O’Brien to inform him she had recorded some songs. She was a late addition replacing the injured Jessie J on the bill.

The model cum writer opened proceedings on the Vodaphone stage, the festival’s second largest, to a sparse crowd. She was accompanied by Gitano, a band fronted by Irish-based Spanish guitarist Francisco Garcia.

The performance was brief to say the least. Gitano opened with an accomplished upbeat Spanish guitar number before inviting their special guest on stage and on walked Brunker, dressed in a hippy style headband and flowing floral shirt.

A reworked version of U2’s With or Without You , less the majority of the lyrics, followed with Brunker’s vocals barely audible beneath some heavy reverb.

And after one track that was it for her. “I didn’t have the bravery to do anymore,” she said.

Gitano, somewhat aptly, followed her performance with a song entitled Desperado .

Brunker stayed and danced along before saying “what a great place to start” and exiting the Vodaphone stage just 10 minutes after she arrived.

Her addition to the bill raised a few eyebrows in the lead up to the festival.

"There was a little more press than I expected," Brunker said. “I’d like to dedicate this [show] to all the lovers and the haters.”

She need not have worried, there were very few of either on hand to witness it.

Biggins

Aldebaran wrote: »

That is one of the worst things I have ever heard in my life.

Really?

Listen to this then! :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk

Ally Dick

She should go home and mind her two kids

Aldebaran

Biggins wrote: »

Really?

Listen to this then! :pac:

Not a chance! I don't think I can take that much aural abuse in one day!

Liamario

Minstrel27 wrote: »

Yep it could have been any stage

Here is a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZFZ3JesBcw

It's better than I could have ever dreamed.
While I loved watching every second of that, at the same time, I have a strong urge to slit my wrists.

later12

Biggins wrote: »

Really?

Listen to this then! :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk

Knock FF all you want Biggins, but not Cher Lloyd, that's a step too far in my book. A musical genius is Cher, the next Barbara Streisand.

Haters be hatin' the swagger jagger.

Ally Dick

The hard part is watching the pained expression on her face when she realises that the game is up. I don't think she realised she would be playing to twenty people !

Aldebaran

I wonder how many people actually realised she was singing a U2 song?