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An ode to Super Glue

  • 03-07-2011 05:11PM
    #1
    xoxyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭


    I love Super Glue. I've fixed four different things today, all because of Super Glue.

    Move over sliced bread - we have a new best thing in town.

    Where would I be without Super Glue.
    The splits and cracks that you undo.
    The plate, the shelf, the vase, my shoe!
    My broken things become as new.

    I love you Super Glue. xxx

    Superglue.jpg


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  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    We now know you love Super Glue,
    You'll be pleased to know I do too,
    From the lid of my bin to my sliced-open skin
    It seals up all of my little boo-boos.


  • #3
    xoxyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    The thing about skin,
    Is it keeps insides in.
    A slice or a cut feels like slaughter.
    Stick some glue on the site
    And bind it up tight.
    And your organs will stay where they ought’a.


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