The Apprentice UK - June 29th, 2011 (Episode 9)

Lady Chatterton

Week 9

Tonight, Lord Sugar instructs both teams to make, brand and pitch a new type of upmarket biscuit.

Someone put the kettle on and I'll bring the Chocolate Kimberleys

_whiskers

Can't wait, hope jim finally gets the boot!

Lady Chatterton

_whiskers wrote: »

Can't wait, hope jim finally gets the boot!

Ah no, we need to keep him in for sheer entertainment value.

mikemac

Looking forward to this and Nice that we can come to this forum and have a good Hob-Nob.
Which team will take the biscuit? Who will crumble under pressure and Packet in? With intensive deadlines sometimes Ginger Snaps.

Remember in Week 1 it was a sausage food task and the lads PM went Crackers. Let's not have a repeat.

If you want to avoid the boardroom you have to yeast put the effort in and not run short (bread)
That Jim lad, he's some jammy dodger still to be here!

Anyway, enough of this idle kit kat, can't wait for the episode.

Sorry, just a bit bored and these crummy puns are hard to digest(ive)

Makes yourself a cup of tea, but not the stuff which the stuff they were quoted £900 for :eek:

MagicMarker

It will be a biscuit made out of swan.

Lady Chatterton

Mikemac, you are really taking the biscuit tonight

efb

If you like a lotta chocolate on your biscuit!

alanhiggyno1

thank god <SNIP> goes tonight.just read it on dailymail.co.uk

Superbus

And we're off.

Manach

Ye are all crackers ...

m.j.w

TELL EM VINNIE SENT YA!

MagicMarker

That's a seriously huge counter top.

AnnyHallsal

Susan: "This is what I do." She always says that!

MagicMarker

Zoe getting the digs in early.

MagicMarker

If there's a spoiler above, I didn't see it, so I'd appreciate if people don't quote it!

df1985

im dying for some fuppin biscuits and tea watchin this..........

alanhiggyno1

karen brady is such a ride.....id bust her back doors in i wud

Lady Chatterton

An upmarket biscuit should have an upmarket name or have "organic" on the packaging

alanhiggyno1

thank god happy watching:D:D

crisco10

People stop saying things without spoilering.

I assume its bull since you are being so blatant about it.

Superbus

Inception biscuits.

max life

I really cant see anybody winning out the apprentice except Helen. I think maybe Melody or Zoe will be in the final aswell but they aint too impressive

crisco10

I don't think Nick thinks popcorn biscuits are marketable.

max life

Susan.........2 words.....Pot.....Kettle !!!!!!

efb

Jim down with the kids!

shuvly

I would have loved if they had gone for savoury, a new cheese biscuit, but maybe it would'nt have fit the task.

Mr E

Thread cleaned up and alanhiggy banned for 24 hours (for either spoiling or trolling - both equally childish)

MagicMarker

Their biscuits are boring.

Lady Chatterton

An upmarket biscuit without chocolate :eek: :eek:

efb

Dont try to take on Helen, silly girl!

amacachi

Squits? No thanks.

efb

Melody biscuit, dies on its arse!

RachaelVO

Evening folks! Sorry I'm late. Parent teacher meeting!

Biscuits... How very interesting. Melody already being a pain in the bum!

efb

Melody gets schooled by Zoe!

Birdsong

Melody doesn't like anything that isn't her idea, at least Zoe seems well able for her

mikemac

I like Tom's idea

More lies from Melody claiming her idea was the only one the group liked

amacachi

Bix Mix sounds like a new Weetabix cereal.

max life

Jeez that Melody is wrecking my head....Hope she goes tonight. She is like a spoilt child....ME ME ME. She is so negative towards everybodys idea except her own

efb

Toms cool! Dopey, posh, but cool!

MagicMarker

Bix Mix rocks.

amacachi

Melody roleplay? ZOMG

RachaelVO

amacachi wrote: »

Bix Mix sounds like a new Weetabix cereal.

That or summit you'd get to drink with a beer!

Lady Chatterton

The "Anytime" biscuit could be a problem if they are marketing the product towards kids as manufacturers have a duty under the "Eating responsibly" code of practice.

mikemac

Bix Mix looks fantastic, surely it has to win!

Lady Chatterton

amacachi wrote: »

Bix Mix sounds like a new Weetabix cereal.

or a dog food

efb

I Zoe!

MagicMarker

Oh god please don't do a roll play, please for the love of god don't!!

Duddy

Zoe's team looking stronger tbh, despite the bitching! Could be the first loss for Helen!:eek:

amacachi

MrsD007 wrote: »

The "Anytime" biscuit could be a problem if they are marketing the product towards kids as manufacturers have a duty under the "Eating responsibly" code of practise.

Thinking that meself, ya can't make new products for kids that taste good.

Duddy

The people in that shop are hideous.

RachaelVO

Biscuits with stars.... eh not new!

The snap and share catches my attention! That's a good un me thinks!