Ordering food drunk

7sr2z3fely84g5

Good feedback on the 24 hour bar thread,lead me to another matter of the mates who insist going to the takeaway for food after pub close,i rather just get home and have fry there,but the effort going to takeaway with people looking for fights or screaming at each other makes it such a hassle,interesting hear views from anyone who worked behind counter at that hour of night..

RichieC

I made you a burger but I spitted on it :C

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Comma overload

SteelyDanJalapeno

1 curry Sheeze ship please!

drunkmonkey

Can't say I ever worked in a fast food joint but your mates right don't cook at home drunk. I fell asleep while waiting for the acti fry to cook some chips, woke up in a ball of smoke around 6 in the morning. Acti Fry more or less melted and me smelling like I worked in a chippers. Took a few days to get rid of the smell. If it was a deep fat fryer I would have burnt down the house.

Azureus

Never worked behind the counter in one, but I do remember my boyfriend going up and ordering 6 duck meals in the chinese once...and then turning around to me and askingf what did I want!! Some people can eat a lot when drunk-wouldnt fancy cooking all that in the rush!

I think its funny when all my friends queue up for pizza at the end of the night and I hop in a taxi, order it from there, and have it delivered to my door by the time they get to the top of the queue. Aaaaaah.

kfallon

Can I have a chip and a taxi!!

biko

Nathalie Happy Gynecology wrote: »

interesting hear views from anyone who worked behind counter at that hour of night..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QOeC5Aj0gY

JONJO THE MISER

Depends when im really pissed in town i get takeaway, when i drink at home i like to cook about 3 meals and then pass out afterwards.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Depends... will walk past and assess situation. That said, it's here because there#s no closing time.

I remeber watchign scenes from an Abrakebabra in (I think) Wexford durig Des Bishop's Work Experience. Two dozen or so drunken morons agressively demanading food be cooked and tables cleaned instantaneolsy. Now that would put me off late night fast food for good be it as a custoemr and employee.

EDIT = Damn, Biko beat me to it.

number10a

Azureus wrote: »

I think its funny when all my friends queue up for pizza at the end of the night and I hop in a taxi, order it from there, and have it delivered to my door by the time they get to the top of the queue. Aaaaaah.

You're an absolute genius!! I am sooo doing that!

Danbo!

Azureus wrote: »

I think its funny when all my friends queue up for pizza at the end of the night and I hop in a taxi, order it from there, and have it delivered to my door by the time they get to the top of the queue. Aaaaaah.

What you need to do is order it for delivery, go to the pizza place and get the delivery driver to drop you home, he's going that way anyway.

kfallon

If I'm on town I nearly always get two taco chips from Abrakebabra, I know we do some embarrassing things when we're drunk

The next morning it's out with the savlon cream and the babywipes, by 6pm the next evening my arse looks like an angry dot!

bonerm

biko wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QOeC5Aj0gY

Difference is he deserves abuse from drunken customers.

Rollercoaster

Always buy cooked chips when drunk rather than making something when you go home!

My reason is based on a true story:

A man comes out of the pub after a few drinks but doesn’t go to the chipper.
He decides to make a few chips when he goes home.
The man puts the chips on to cook and relaxes in a chair for a while the chips are cooking.
The man wakes up but finds himself surrounded by smoke and flames.
The man runs out of the house and by the time the fire brigade arrive his house has burned to the ground.

And all because he didn’t buy a bag of chips in the chipper.

The moral of the story: Don’t cook drunk

bonerm

Agreed. Hands up everyone who's burnt down their house/flat whilst cooking drunk?

Well not me personally, but I know three people who have done it.

A-Trak

Rollercoaster wrote: »

A man comes out of the pub after a few drinks but doesn’t go to the chipper.
He decides to make a few chips when he goes home.
The man puts the chips on to cook and relaxes in a chair for a while the chips are cooking.
The man wakes up but finds himself surrounded by smoke and flames.
The man runs out of the house and by the time the fire brigade arrive his house has burned to the ground.

My dad did that exact thing, cooking sausages in the deep fat fryer after a rake of pints.
Fell asleep and burned our entire house down.

Only that I woke up and got him, the dog and my two brothers out in time can I laugh about it now.

Especially as I had the wherewithall to grab a pair of trousers. My brothers didn't so were left standing in the road watching the house burn down dressed only in their y-fronts, with fire engines and neighbours milling around the place.
Happy memories indeed.

Edit - You may be my dad Rollercoaster......

kfallon

bonerm wrote: »

Agreed. Hands up everyone who's burnt down their house/flat whilst cooking drunk?

Well not me personally, but I know three people who have done it.

Turned on the oven once, never put anything in it tho and left it on for a few hours til I woke up :rolleyes:

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kfallon wrote: »

Turned on the oven once, never put anything in it tho and left it on for a few hours til I woke up :rolleyes:

Me too. But put a pizza in. The remains of it stunk the house out seriously.

Drunk cooking is a bad idea, especially if you're on your own.

vangoz

I fell asleep curled up like a dog on the cold tiles in front of my oven waiting on two mesly sausage rolls.

jimthemental

Worked the night shift in a fast food place in Chicago. 2 months and the only hassle I got was from a drunk dub. Way rather being behind the bar even though I've been in a few scraps while working.

willow tree

i would hate to work in a chipper on a sat night, what a scag:eek: i dont get eating when im out, although if someone gets chips i cant say no:rolleyes:

Alter-Ego

Nothing beats a load of greasy sh1te in a tray after a nights drinking. The way some of the more uncouth members of society behave in fast food outlets in the wee hours is appalling though.

I was in Supermacs in Thurles or Maynooth, can't quite remember, but there was a guy who couldn't get served because of drunkenness and queue skipping. He was threatening some girl behind the counter that he was going to "burn her fcuking house to the ground with her family in it". All for the sake of a chicken breast sandwich meal...

Cooking at home after a night out is a bad idea. Hate waking up to find your kitchen full of smoke, and a charcoal disc that was once a pizza in the oven.

RichieC

willow tree wrote: »

i dont get eating when im out, although if someone gets chips i cant say no:rolleyes:

Ah you're one of them are you!

theboss80

3-in-1 ftw

tayto lover

Rollercoaster wrote: »

Always buy cooked chips when drunk rather than making something when you go home!

My reason is based on a true story:

A man comes out of the pub after a few drinks but doesn’t go to the chipper.
He decides to make a few chips when he goes home.
The man puts the chips on to cook and relaxes in a chair for a while the chips are cooking.
The man wakes up but finds himself surrounded by smoke and flames.
The man runs out of the house and by the time the fire brigade arrive his house has burned to the ground.

And all because he didn’t buy a bag of chips in the chipper.

The moral of the story: Don’t cook drunk

Happened near where i used to live and it cost two children their lives.
Not a funny story at all so DON'T COOK WHILE DRUNK.

Yawns

I went home 1 evening and out a pizza on. Was awoken 6 hours later by my housemate holding a black disc asking if I was still hungry?

smugchik

Once when we were students and needed extra cash, we rented a spare room in the house out to a stable worker (stable as in horse shed, not well balanced!) He used to come in at around 2am after being out on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights and fry food for himself. The smell of burning sausages would cover the house. The worst thing was that he used to put everything away without washing it. I remember the horror of taking a plate out of the cupboard and finding it covered in grease, ketchup and egg yolk. No matter what we said to him, he would not wash up or stop cooking. It was four long months before he eventually left.

recyclops

My sister smashed the front glass of the oven when she left one of them pies that ya take the lid off using a tin opener without removing the lid

and there is always this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsfiz5TWR9U

Ally Dick

bonerm wrote: »

Difference is he deserves abuse from drunken customers.

Des Bishop is an extremely unfunny bell end

padd b1975

A-Trak wrote: »

My dad did that exact thing, cooking sausages in the deep fat fryer after a rake of pints.
Fell asleep and burned our entire house down.

Only that I woke up and got him, the dog and my two brothers out in time can I laugh about it now.

Especially as I had the wherewithall to grab a pair of trousers. My brothers didn't so were left standing in the road watching the house burn down dressed only in their y-fronts, with fire engines and neighbours milling around the place.
Happy memories indeed.

Edit - You may be my dad Rollercoaster......[/QUO
Love the way you have the dog priority over your 2 brothers!

smugchik

recyclops wrote: »

My sister smashed the front glass of the oven when she left one of them pies that ya take the lid off using a tin opener without removing the lid

and there is always this guy

:eek:

admiralofthefleet

the more pissed i am the more i tend to order, ill be hungry but wont be able to eat the feast i order

yesno1234

recyclops wrote: »

My sister smashed the front glass of the oven when she left one of them pies that ya take the lid off using a tin opener without removing the lid

and there is always this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsfiz5TWR9U

Waheeeyy you fcukin nobhead!! haha

Nothing better than someone like that gettin exactly what they deserve. Well actually maybe if he had knocked himself out it would have been better but then again he probably would have sued and won.

Chuck Stone

I've actually managed to aviod the chippy for the last few weeks cos I was getting a little... squishy and decided to lose a few pounds.

What I do is before I go to the pub I buy one of those knorr pastaria things and have it waiting back home.

That distracts me enough to avoid the chippy.

Soups123

hate take away that late rather a drunken fry special pudding and rashers 1 minute in the micro. if still hungry made throw in two fish fingers

Seachmall

Love a nice Mighty Mac meal after a few scoops, or maybe a Taco Chip.

MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Canis Lupus

Having briefly worked in a fast food place I can agree with everything Des Bishop has to say about the majority of the Irish populace when drunk and ordering food.

recyclops

smugchik wrote: »

:eek:

Yep the tin burst and shot towards the front of the oven smashing the glass, parents were not one bit happy, though was brought up in wedding speech

Chris P. Bacon

bonerm wrote: »

Difference is he deserves abuse from drunken customers.

I was actually in Abrakebabra when that was made, im even in the video ,and he did deserve the abuse,he is nothing but a ......

Aoifey!

I always get food after a night out. In my town there's only one food place open at that time so it's absolutely packed and has been known to have a few fights outside it, but it's good craic meeting up there with friends that were in the other pubs.

drunkmonkey

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Can't say I ever worked in a fast food joint but your mates right don't cook at home drunk. I fell asleep while waiting for the acti fry to cook some chips, woke up in a ball of smoke around 6 in the morning. Acti Fry more or less melted and me smelling like I worked in a chippers. Took a few days to get rid of the smell. If it was a deep fat fryer I would have burnt down the house.

Is that where the user name came from?

EverEvolving

I done a stint back in my teenage years and drunk people think they are so hilarious and that you've never heard their jokes before:

• Can I have a breast of chicken - without the nipple
• Can I have a leg of fish
• 2 legs of chicken - wide open
• Cheese burger with no cheese
• Chicken with no bone, me own bone is massive

There are plenty more but I can’t think of them right now. Most people are grand just the few assholes, luckily I worked for a family owned place and if you got a wanker you didn’t have to be overly nice to them.


Haven't had a takeaway in ages, damn thread making me tempted.

JONJO THE MISER

Alter-Ego wrote: »

He was threatening some girl behind the counter that he was going to "burn her fcuking house to the ground with her family in it". All for the sake of a chicken breast sandwich meal...

:pac:

Seachmall

EverEvolving wrote: »

• Can I have a breast of chicken - without the nipple

7sr2z3fely84g5

local takeaway,gets so bad at 3 in the morn with the rubbish piling up on tables no staff bothering to clear it.

YFlyer

EverEvolving wrote: »

I done a stint back in my teenage years and drunk people think they are so hilarious and that you've never heard their jokes before:

• Can I have a breast of chicken - without the nipple
• Can I have a leg of fish
• 2 legs of chicken - wide open
• Cheese burger with no cheese
• Chicken with no bone, me own bone is massive

There are plenty more but I can’t think of them right now. Most people are grand just the few assholes, luckily I worked for a family owned place and if you got a wanker you didn’t have to be overly nice to them.


Haven't had a takeaway in ages, damn thread making me tempted.

Quality. If you think of more of them jokes, post them up.

Acacia

Alter-Ego wrote: »

I was in Supermacs in Thurles or Maynooth, can't quite remember, but there was a guy who couldn't get served because of drunkenness and queue skipping. He was threatening some girl behind the counter that he was going to "burn her fcuking house to the ground with her family in it". All for the sake of a chicken breast sandwich meal...

There's something about Supermac's in Maynooth. Come 2am, on Friday/Saturday/Thursday nights, it turns into the scobiest place on earth. Always had bad experiences there, mostly rude, obnoxious a-hole customers ruining it for everyone else. Also, hate how you can only get certain meals at that time of night... kiphole.

Would seriously hate to be a late-night employee there.

df1985

if i try to cook when i get home i cook 3 times the amount I should and the place is a tip when i wake up. easier to just go chipper and then pass out when home.

lauraconn

i tend to go crazy sometimes when i am drunk on www.just-eat.ie

way too easy to order food and give your card numbers :eek: oooops

amjon.

biko wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QOeC5Aj0gY

Good video, now I understand why two of the wealthiest men in Ireland are busy pushing the goverment to abolish premium payments to people working in these resturants.