Pioneer Total Abstinence Association

SQUINTING WINDO

Can any one let me know where I can obtain Financial Reports/ End of Year Statements etc on the Charity (2824) Pioneer Total Abstinence Association.As an ordinary member I would like to know more about our present financial difficulties and when they began.I would also be interested if anyone knew the salary scales/ expenses of the employees within the Association from CEO down.

Emiko

Their account is dry, I'm afraid.

cml387

They've been liquidated .

Micky Dolenz

Maybe ring them up.

Why would you think AH have the answers?

krudler

nothing better to do, like get laid?

oh...

Emiko

cml387 wrote: »

They've been liquidated .

A sobering situation.

IvyTheTerrible

Maybe contact them via: http://www.pioneerassociation.ie/

those meetings must be great craic

Micky Dolenz

bluewolf wrote: »

those meetings must be great craic

Another cup of tea for the road?

Ah go on........

TheChevron

Its time to wine down the operation.

pickarooney

Put The Alcohol Away

Orando Broom

They squandered their money. The rest they spend on tea and biscuits.

HellFireClub

Their balance sheet is smashed apparently

myflipflops

If this is thread is what you're like sober, you need to get p*ssed.

dr.bollocko

For some reason you can't download that budweiser app from their site.

Mountjoy Mugger

Try emailing them, maybe

ballsymchugh

ah come on, two mods have posted already, one saying that this isn't the place for this thread but it stays open??

HellFireClub

Mountjoy Mugger wrote: »

Try emailing them, maybe

Their website is locked.

GLaDOS

Yeah, AH, the home of pioneers...

Micky Dolenz

ballsymchugh wrote: »

ah come on, two mods have posted already, one saying that this isn't the place for this thread but it stays open??

Lazy mods.

dr.bollocko

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Lazy mods.

And drunk too.

ejmaztec

Whatever happened to that guy who had difficulty hearing because of a pie in ear?

jme2010

ejmaztec wrote: »

Whatever happened to that guy who had difficulty hearing because of a pie in ear?

The over eaters anonymous group gave him a Van Gogh

Richard Hillman

Trivia: Racing mogul Aidan O'Brien is a member

cml387

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Trivia: Racing mogul Aidan O'Brien is a member

Of Overeaters Anonymous? Don't think so.

Kevin Duffy

That OP is so boring it'd drive you to drink.

Doctor Jimbob

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

Why exactly is there a 'total abstinence association' anyway?

Makes about as much sense to me as atheist mass.

So they can all sit around being frustrated and resisting temptation together

NTMK

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

Why exactly is there a 'total abstinence association' anyway?

Makes about as much sense to me as atheist mass.

So they can all get lovely gold novelty jewelery for not drinking and being catholic

i'm a non-drinker and i even hate this organisation

_feedback_

ballsymchugh wrote: »

ah come on, two mods have posted already, one saying that this isn't the place for this thread but it stays open??

It wouldn't be appropriate for a thread about sober people to be locked.

ejmaztec

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

Why exactly is there a 'total abstinence association' anyway?

Makes about as much sense to me as atheist mass.

Anti-reverend Dawkins does good mass.

Spread

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

Why exactly is there a 'total abstinence association' anyway? ...............................................................................

Because:
It's the opposite of Alcoholics UNanymous ........ when you sit around in a circle on hard chairs in a sparse room feeling down and not wanting to have a drink. Then a volunteer buddy calls 'round and drags you out for a right session. I think. No?

TheBunk1

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

Why exactly is there a 'total abstinence association' anyway?

Makes about as much sense to me as atheist mass.

It's an extremist paramilitary splinter group of "The Abstinence Assocaiton" :eek:

Spread

Or if in Paris, you can check for the nearest meeting of Le Pioneer Totale Absinthe Association. La Fee Verte guarding the door.:p

mgmt

NTMK wrote: »

So they can all get lovely gold novelty jewelery for not drinking and being catholic

i'm a non-drinker and i even hate this organisation

These nutjobs were invited to give a talk at my primary school. Did it happen at most catholic primary schools?

ejmaztec

mgmt wrote: »

These nutjobs were invited to give a talk at my primary school. Did it happen at most catholic primary schools?

Are you sure it wasn't The Rhythm Method Society?

Spread

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

Much better

Thank you Doctor. Now you be careful when exiting the next roundabout. We've had enough drama today

sbsquarepants

Wouldn't it be great if their accounts showed up a huge bar bill!
I'm very anti abstinence. The only thing we should abstain from is abstinence itself!

Spread

ejmaztec wrote: »

Are you sure it wasn't The Rhythm Method Society?

Total Abstinence! But it could be the Rhythm section of the Rhythm and Blues Twelve Step Orchestra

Micky Dolenz

OP,
Probably best to contact the Secretary or Treasurer of the organisation for the information you require or request a freedom of information act (if applicable)