Cheer me up . . Please

Notorious P.I.G

Always lurked on boards but only made an account tonight . . hi

Anyhoo I was just wondering would anybody be able to make me HAPPY (funny link, joke, picture . . .) . . .. have just had thee ****tiest night ever which was basically me working all day looking forward to a big night on the town tonight (my first here in a while!) I spent my evening picking clothes, doing my hair, my make up when due to a number of things (mainly living in the back arse of nowhere) have had to last minute dejectedly change into my pyjamas and crawl into bed while my friends called me frm town ( and yes there were tears involved!)

and dont be thinking Im a stupid eejit getting so upset over missing a night out . . It was important to me . . . . and i feel very left out . .

Thanks . .:)

kfallon

Would you like a bite of my Toffee Crisp?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Notorious P.I.G wrote: »

I spent my evening picking clothes, doing my hair, my make up when due to a number of things (mainly living in the back arse of nowhere) have had to last minute dejectedly change into my pyjamas and crawl into bed while my friends called me frm town ( and yes there were tears involved!)

That's really sad.


Which town?

wolf moon

/gets beer and popcorn

orourkeda

tits

Superbus

Rory McIlroy just defeated golf.

orourkeda

Superbus wrote: »

Rory McIlroy just defeated golf.

He just raped golf in the ass

Saila

*juggles*

did that do anything for ya!

Notorious P.I.G

kfallon wrote: »

Would you like a bite of my Toffee Crisp?

I wanted to thank your post but I dont know how . .Ive just bought gotten one of those huge galaxy bars from the kitchen . .my night is slowly improving

Badgermonkey

Notorious P.I.G wrote: »

I spent my evening picking clothes, doing my hair, my make up when due to a number of things (mainly living in the back arse of nowhere) have had to last minute dejectedly change into my pyjamas and crawl into bed while my friends called me frm town ( and yes there were tears involved!)

Sorry to hear that Twink.

Don't pretend the drama of it all didn't thrill you though.

Tehachapi

Notorious P.I.G wrote: »

Always lurked on boards but only made an account tonight . . hi

Anyhoo I was just wondering would anybody be able to make me HAPPY (funny link, joke, picture . . .) . . .. have just had thee ****tiest night ever which was basically me working all day looking forward to a big night on the town tonight (my first here in a while!) I spent my evening picking clothes, doing my hair, my make up when due to a number of things (mainly living in the back arse of nowhere) have had to last minute dejectedly change into my pyjamas and crawl into bed while my friends called me frm town ( and yes there were tears involved!)

and dont be thinking Im a stupid eejit getting so upset over missing a night out . . It was important to me . . . . and i feel very left out . .

Thanks . .:)

Show us your boobs!

guitarzero

Picture this........little baby panda! Awe, wittle baby panda with cute little facey wacey panda, awe!!!

Elmidena

This little guy makes me smile =D

Mickeroo

Notorious P.I.G wrote: »

I wanted to thank your post but I dont know how . .Ive just bought gotten one of those huge galaxy bars from the kitchen . .my night is slowly improving

Click the thumbs up icom to the right on the post.

kfallon

Notorious P.I.G wrote: »

I wanted to thank your post but I dont know how . .Ive just bought gotten one of those huge galaxy bars from the kitchen . .my night is slowly improving

No need to thank me ma'am, I'm just doing my job, I'm the 'go to' guy around here if you want cheering up

Now how are you for 'sneaky finger' jokes!

P.S. I think you can only 'thank' posts after you have posted a certain amount of 'contributions'

Princess Peach

Notorious P.I.G wrote: »

Always lurked on boards but only made an account tonight . . hi

Anyhoo I was just wondering would anybody be able to make me HAPPY (funny link, joke, picture . . .) . . .. have just had thee ****tiest night ever which was basically me working all day looking forward to a big night on the town tonight (my first here in a while!) I spent my evening picking clothes, doing my hair, my make up when due to a number of things (mainly living in the back arse of nowhere) have had to last minute dejectedly change into my pyjamas and crawl into bed while my friends called me frm town ( and yes there were tears involved!)

and dont be thinking Im a stupid eejit getting so upset over missing a night out . . It was important to me . . . . and i feel very left out . .

Thanks . .:)

Awwww I got left out on a night out very recently and it made me cry a lot

I find lolcats always help to cheer me up.

And check out this sticky here. Lots of funny threads to read through to keep your mind busy.

Feel better hun!

chin_grin

http://www.aware.ie/

Notorious P.I.G

Badgermonkey wrote: »

Sorry to hear that Twink.

Don't pretend the drama of it all didn't thrill you though.

O yeah the drama was super thrilling, thanks for asking . .and umm I like to be known as Adele King these days

4zn76tysfajdxp

orourkeda wrote: »

tits

Tehachapi wrote: »

Show us your boobs!

Oh, you silver tongued devils.

pragmatic1

All your mates are going to get the ride tonight.

kfallon

Princess Peach wrote: »

Awwww I got left out on a night out very recently and it made me cry a lot

Do you want some of my Toffee Crisp too?

krudler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p32OC97aNqc

Kojak

Maybe the OP could watch some old "Cheers" episodes on Youtube.

Go where eveyone knows your name....

Princess Peach

kfallon wrote: »

Do you want some of my Toffee Crisp too?

I've given up junk food Stop teasing me with it.

7sr2z3fely84g5

Time for a game of catchphase-

kfallon

Princess Peach wrote: »

I've given up junk food Stop teasing me with it.

Just one bite, it won't kill you

NTMK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTO5yiN1b-I

Notorious P.I.G

wanting to thank these posts but I cant . . .stoopid (but very entertaining!) Boards!

brimal

I don't know why, but this puts me in a good mood.

http://www.nyan.cat

--LOS--

why you miss your night out op?

Professey Chin

Notorious P.I.G wrote: »

wanting to thank these posts but I cant . . .stoopid (but very entertaining!) Boards!

You can thank after 20 posts I think
And now onto the happy part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtLMzIOlmbs

orourkeda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtCG0wG-5E0

Ev84

Notorious P.I.G wrote: »

I wanted to thank your post but I dont know how

kfallon wrote: »

P.S. I think you can only 'thank' posts after you have posted a certain amount of 'contributions'

Yeah, Kfallons right, i think it's after 10 posts that the thank button appears?

Welcome to boards and sorry for your shitty night. Here, watch this:

(Drunk people doin' stupid shit usually cheers me up!)

Badgermonkey

Baby Monkey on a pig, What's not to like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o

Saila

sorry Ive drawn a blank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1298734

KeithM89_old

Ev84 wrote: »

Yeah, Kfallons right, i think it's after 10 posts that the thank button appears?

Yup, its 10 before you can 'Thank'

Notorious P.I.G

Badgermonkey wrote: »

Baby Monkey on a pig, What's not to like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o

This has actually made my day (night?) . .I love pigs!!! (ahem check out username! )


Also this has cheered me up, I love stupid people on facebook
http://failbook.failblog.org/page/1/

Elmidena

Think this is nearly the anthem for AH

ball

No song that makes me happier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSLn0s2GTaQ

Doc

Is toffee crisp a euphemism for penis?

Elmidena

May be showing my age here a wee bit....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvcohzJvviQ

pebbles21

Ok try this

Add your age that you are this year and the last two digits of your date of birth together

If you got a 3 digit answer ...add them all together(i.e 134 1+3+4=8)

What ever number you got ...add 1 to it

Now the number you got ...turn it into a letter by using the following method ....if you got 1 its A....2 its B......3 its C ......4 its D ....5 its E....and so on till you got your letter

OK now whatever letter you got think of a Country that that begins with the letter you got

Whatever Country you got ....think of an animal that begins with the second letter of that Country

Now lastly think of a colour of the animal you got






















































You were thinking of a Grey Elephant from Denmark!!

kfallon

Doc wrote: »

Is toffee crisp a euphemism for penis?

Get out ya filthy ratbag :pac:

And if it was I wouldn't be asking if someone wanted to bite it :eek:

Doc

kfallon wrote: »

Get out ya filthy ratbag :pac:

And if it was I wouldn't be asking if someone wanted to bite it :eek:

Hey I don’t know what you crazy kids get up to these days and I know a couple of guys with mickeys like toffee crisps. Riddled they are.

General General

Check out Faraday the blob... &, of course, TAKANOTSUME, there are around 5 episodes on youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kKNRzgVyeo

&

anything by Norm Macdonald.

whiteley91

i think i found the song or eh theme tune to the AH brigade!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

policarp

Notorious P.I.G.
Try for a piglet or two...:D

Ditch

In before " Fap " :rolleyes:

Ev84

Doc wrote: »

Hey I don’t know what you crazy kids get up to these days and I know a couple of guys with mickeys like toffee crisps. Riddled they are.

Whatever happened to Doctor-Patient confidentiality? :pac:

WoollyRedHat

The Ben and Jerry's hasn't come out yet so it can't be too bad

Watch this timeless video, bound to make you laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0S1VmlHb0Y

hatrickpatrick

What would happen if Cows decided they had had enough of being killed en masse for food, got organized, and staged a revolution?

This EPIC song explores that concept.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI