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Use a film name to describe your penis

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    #1172
    groovie
    Registered Users Posts: 807 ✭✭✭groovie


    Something wicked this way comes(sic) or Get Shorty.


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    #1173
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Broken Horn


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    #1174
    Mr Tibbs
    Registered Users Posts: 420 ✭✭Mr Tibbs


    Batman


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    #1175
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Beyond the pole


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    #1176
    bobwilliams
    Registered Users Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭bobwilliams


    stumped


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    #1177
    TiGeR KiNgS
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭TiGeR KiNgS


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Broken Horn

    Broken Arrow


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    #1178
    Reindeer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭Reindeer


    Apocalypse now. It hides in the deepest, darkest jungle, and when you find it - it is completely and utterly mad.


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    #1179
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    a man called horse


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    #1180
    ablelocks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,688 ✭✭✭ablelocks


    lust, caution


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    #1181
    wandatowell
    Registered Users Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Raging Bull


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    #1182
    A0
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    The Rock


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    #1183
    Lightning Beard
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    Schindler's Dick.


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    #1184
    OCorcrainn
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    Mighty Joe Hung


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    #1185
    Andy-Pandy
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    Home Alone :(


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    #1186
    jaxdasher
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    Black Dynamite


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    #1187
    Lightning Beard
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8 ✭Lightning Beard


    ROOTS


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    #1188
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    What Lies Beneath my pants,
    Three Colours Bleu balls,


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    #1189
    bnt
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    At various times, it might be:
    The Untouchable,
    The Professional, or
    The Usual Suspect ...
    or A Fistful of Dynamite.

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #1190
    RandomName2
    Registered Users Posts: 5,565 ✭✭✭RandomName2


    Free Willy
    Too Fast too Furious
    Gone in 60 seconds
    :o


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    #1191
    Major Lovechild
    Registered Users Posts: 491 ✭✭Major Lovechild


    Rawhead Rex

    Wo ist die Gemütlichkeit?



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    #1192
    brokenarms
    Registered Users Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭brokenarms


    Spinal Tap


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    #1193
    The_Gatsby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭The_Gatsby


    The Uninvited


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    #1194
    Mr.Prodston
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    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


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    #1195
    Mr.Prodston
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    The pursuit of Happyness


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    #1196
    elfy4eva
    Registered Users Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    The Towering Inferno


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    #1197
    Thor
    Registered Users Posts: 2,624 ✭✭✭Thor


    Gone in 60 seconds


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    #1198
    starling
    Registered Users Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭starling


     
    Felexicon wrote: »
    You have a penis? You know that means you're not actually a female right.

    Au contraire, mon frere. I see no reason why being a ladyperson precludes my describing my penis, but other posters have already mentioned:

    Pretty In Pink
    Rubber 

    So I'd probably have to go with

    Toy Story
    Batteries Not Included

    As for the ladybits, Once Upon A Time they were The Undiscovered Country, but then there was First Contact, so nowadays:

    A Few Good Men
    Final Fantasy
    Kingdom of Heaven 
    Firestarter
    Into The Wild
    Man on Fire
    Heat
    Bangkok Hilton
    Land of Hope and Glory
    Field of Dreams
    Joyride
    Camelot
    Time And Tide
    Bad Company
    Labyrinth 
      

    and of course

    I wanna Hold Your Hand

    That doesn't mean they're The Big Easy or Open All Hours, though. There are Rules of Engagement and sometimes it's just Mission Impossible. And of course There Will Be Blood occasionally. Not to drag politics into it but sometimes it feels like it's State Property in this country. Sometimes it feels like The Lost World or The Land That Time Forgot. It's No Country for Old Men and there's no room for Bad Boys.

    I once had a bf who named his balls Jake and Elwood, but as far as his lad was concerned I'd definitely say it was Much Ado About Nothing. 


    None of the lads seems to have mentioned The Babysitters' Club, I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed....


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    #1199
    Agent Smyth
    Registered Users Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Agent Smyth


    Its not a film but a book and the title kind of sums up my single years
    "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"


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    #1200
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Agent Smyth wrote: »
    Its not a film but a book and the title kind of sums up my single years
    "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"
    just like a panda.:D


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    #1201
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    finding nemo :L


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