Buzz Aldrin files for divorce

Sparks43

I'd have thought he would be over the moon


http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20503424,00.html


Seriously though why on earth would you want to get divorced at 81?

FesterBeatty

Ah that fellas a spacer

oppenheimer1

Sparks43 wrote: »

I'd have thought he would be over the moon


http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20503424,00.html


Seriously though why on earth would you want to get divorced at 81?

81 is the new forty.

Insect Overlord

Irreconcilable differences?

He'll be over the moon to be rid of her!

BrianJD

He probably just wants his own space.......















Sorry............

Kevin Duffy

He's probably getting loads of attention from young burds after being in the Toy Story movies.

qz

Sparks43 wrote: »

Seriously though why on earth would you want to get divorced at 81?

Jee I dunno, maybe because wife resembles a motherfúcking GREMLIN?

Killer Wench

I know it's got to be well past my bedtime. I was thinking this was about Buzz Lightyear, and I had to take a moment to ponder in which of the films this marriage had taken place.

bonerm

To insolvency and beyond!

Elmidena

He wants her out of the will!


I too admit to reading it as mister Lightyear at first glance. Oh Disney, what have you done

NoQuarter

He said his wife was just from Venus and he was from Mars!

up for anything

Sparks43 wrote: »

Seriously though why on earth would you want to get divorced at 81?

Why waste the next twenty years on something that isn't working?

splendid101

Sparks43 wrote: »

why on earth would you want to get divorced at 81?

Well, I suppose if you were 81 you wouldn't be thinking to yourself, 'there's no point in getting divorced I'll be dead soon'.

If the woman is wrecking his head he probably wants to rid himself of her.


I heard him and Neil Armstrong f*cked each other in space so they could see what zero gravity sex was like.

cosmicfart

Tries hard to think of a good moon/space pun..................er "Heuston, we/Buzz, has a problem!"

ballsymchugh

he's still suffering from being the 2nd person in every relation(space)ship...

i'm dreadfully sorry.

General General

He heard Crystal Harris is looking for 'a model with "less years on the clock"'...

Rumour is circulating too that he's said; if I can fake a moon landing, why can't my wife fake the occasional orgasm?

sixpack's little hat

Better watch what you say about Buzz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU

bonerm

splendid101 wrote: »

I heard him and Neil Armstrong f*cked each other in space so they could see what zero gravity sex was like.

Not really. This is what actually happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcF4ZAsT2Do

aligator_am

Once it's done, I bet he rockets out of that courtroom.

bc dub

maybe he's going to pursue his boxing career, not as if theres a shortage of people who dont believe in the landing to punch...

Corkfeen

So am I getting this right? This woman looks rather alien so perhaps she's just visiting from outerspace.....

Elmidena

Wouldn't it be awesome if on his deathbed he said "we faked it"

castletownman

Getting divorced at 81......well that's just out of this world




SORRY!

sock puppet

I heard that their problems started in the bedroom. He resented the fact that she always wanted to come first.

ascanbe

The honey-moon period, long as it was, had obviously come to an end..

bonerm

Sunshine! wrote: »

Wouldn't it be awesome if on his deathbed he said "we faked it"

Three of the twelve men who walked on the moon are now dead and so far they've all stuck with their story to the end.

Pherekydes

He fell in love with a Mooney.

orourkeda

Sparks43 wrote: »

I'd have thought he would be over the moon


http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20503424,00.html


Seriously though why on earth would you want to get divorced at 81?

Look at the state of her

bonerm

orourkeda wrote: »

Look at the state of her

Yeah but she was a real looker back when he met her. http://breitlingsource.com/images/celebrities_ambassadors/buzz_aldrin.jpg

The HorsesMouth

Ah she was always a bit of a lunartic...

Superbus

Sunshine! wrote: »

He wants her out of the will!


I too admit to reading it as mister Lightyear at first glance. Oh Disney, what have you done

It's Pixar. A world of difference.

Richard tea

The ATMOSPHERE between them must have been terrible

Kojak

ballsymchugh wrote: »

he's still suffering from being the 2nd person in every relation(space)ship...

Second comes right after first (according to Aldrin anyway)

Chuck Stone

In a vacuum... I'd imagine that for Mr. Lightyear the gravity of the situation just became overwhemlming to the point where he finally had to reach escape velocity and just fly off at a tangent and shoot for the stars.




I hate myself.

CatFromHue

i think buzz is great
to that guy he punched when he was in his 70's all i can think of how i respect him more. he was doorstepped and from the clip shown earlier on this thread that guy deserved it sooooo bad. you do something that is (pun intended) out of this world and some guy calls you a fraud and a fake over it!!
its been countlessly proven that what he did was real i.e. the moon landing.
all the moon walkers suffered problems when they got home. its understandable really as they are they only ones to see the earth for what it is.....a spinning globe of greatness and awfulness in one. how could you not have problems after seeing that.
i think neil armstrong may have had it right when he got home. he just dissappeared for all purposes. i dont think anyone can fault buzz or any of the other moon walkers (or even michael collins) for not following armstrongs lead. there is a reason he was picked to go first after all.
after hearing he as filed for divorce i feel bad. this is the guy who saw the whole planet in one glance yet is still alone. it doesnt seem right to me.

HazDanz

Maybe he just hasn't experienced enough Gee-force in marriage.

:rolleyes:

Dangerous Man

moonpig.com

chucken1

Sparks43 wrote: »

I'd have thought he would be over the moon


http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20503424,00.html


Seriously though why on earth would you want to get divorced at 81?

Gosh I wasnt aware there was an age limit.

So OP if you felt like ooh maybe you're life with your spouse wasnt good at X age? would you say... nah.Im too old to be divorcing?????

NomdePlume

Maybe he feels he asteroid a few more women before he dies?

IamtheWalrus

Maybe he's sick of sticking up her black hole.

ejmaztec

The poor crater.

DoesNotCompute

Sparks43 wrote: »

I'd have thought he would be over the moon


http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20503424,00.html


Seriously though why on earth would you want to get divorced at 81?

She probably just found out the moon landings were faked :pac:

Forest Master

Insect Overlord wrote: »

He'll be over the moon to be rid of her!

That sh*t & obvious pun was already made by the OP - why did you think it would be funny to do it again?

Richard tea wrote: »

The ATMOSPHERE between them must have been terrible

If your gag needs to be bolded & written in caps for people to get it, is it really worth posting at all?

People in AH are so predictable and unfunny.

IamtheWalrus

Forest Master wrote: »

That sh*t & obvious pun was already made by the OP - why did you think it would be funny to do it again?



If your gag needs to be bolded & written in caps for people to get t, is it really worth posting at all?

People in AH are so predictable and unfunny.

Houston, you have a problem.

_feedback_

Forest Master wrote: »

That sh*t & obvious pun was already made by the OP - why did you think it would be funny to do it again?



If your gag needs to be bolded & written in caps for people to get it, is it really worth posting at all?

People in AH are so predictable and unfunny.

Ah Jaysus, would ya lighten up ..... up ..... and away!

Celly Smunt

what a lunartic

jester77

I guess she was no longer igniting his rocket, he probably has a newer model already lined up to booster his ego

foxyboxer

Magnificent Isolation.

Luxie

Forest Master wrote: »

That sh*t & obvious pun was already made by the OP - why did you think it would be funny to do it again?



If your gag needs to be bolded & written in caps for people to get it, is it really worth posting at all?

People in AH are so predictable and unfunny.

Jebus, someone got out of bed the wrong side this morning.:D

artanevilla

Forest Master wrote: »

That sh*t & obvious pun was already made by the OP - why did you think it would be funny to do it again?



If your gag needs to be bolded & written in caps for people to get it, is it really worth posting at all?

People in AH are so predictable and unfunny.

That's very harsh. Apollo-gize at once.

Would you say his Rocket still works ?