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Salpa Bested

  • 10-06-2011 8:46pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭


    Proof that the wimminz love the bad boys...

    http://www.joe.ie/news-politics/current-affairs/calum-best-steals-georgia-salpa-from-us-0012991-1
    It’s the news we’ve been dreading – the most pointless individual in human history, Calum Best, has managed to pull Georgia Salpa.

    We don’t normally go in for the relationship gossip column ****e but we couldn’t ignore this one.

    Mega-talented Calum told the world about how he felt about Georgia on Twitter yesterday and the Dublin beauty *sob* reciprocated.

    We were sad to note their chemistry when they first met whilst filming reality show Celebrity Salon, but happy again when they later insisted that they were not an item.

    We went back to sad, however, when Calum flirted with Georgia via Twitter, saying ‘Publically, I’m crazy about u!... or maybe just crazy ;)

    Your winking smiley face makes us sick, Calum.

    To make things worse, Georgia, pictured above eating an icecream in a suggestive manner, responded, ‘me too.’

    Calum then really pushed the boat out further by suggesting some joint names they might be given by us in the media. ‘Calpa’ was the best he could come up with.



    http://www.gamespite.net/img/blogart/0804april/080411_noooooo.jpg


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,565 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    who:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Celebrity bullshit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,731 ✭✭✭FrostyJack


    There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,816 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Proof that the wimminz love the bad boys...

    Or there just...........

    "Awaits drumroll"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,351 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    who:confused:

    I approve this statement and/or product.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Heh, most pointless individual.....mega talented.....so true. He is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    FÁS girl rides non-entity.

    Next up: Sex tape with FÁS girl and said non-entity.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I have to say genuinely, I've not heard of Georgia Salpa.
    I will have to go do a search engine job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    two nobodies are now an item

    Good for them I suppose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Biggins wrote: »
    I have to say genuinely, I've not heard of Georgia Salpa.
    I will have to go do a search engine job.

    ...........then a handjob


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    PK2008 wrote: »
    ...........then a handjob

    ...Depends if the attached pictures are good enough!
    I already suspect not! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭busyliving


    Hey all,

    Just read the above Joe.ie article and just found some of the writing very juvenile...I have only read a hand full of article from the site and from what I’ve read, it seems some of the writing is very juvenile.

    Like in the above article;
    the most pointless individual in human history, Calum Best.

    Are you serious; are the majority of their articles written in the similar vein?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Calum then really pushed the boat out further by suggesting some joint names they might be given by us in the media. ‘Calpa’ was the best he could come up with.

    I have a better one.

    Gest


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    I think she's beautiful. your man is a right gimp though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    she's overrated in anyways lads


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Calum then really pushed the boat out further by suggesting some joint names they might be given by us in the media. ‘Calpa’ was the best he could come up with.
    Terry wrote: »
    I have a better one.

    Gest


    I would have said to call them "Who cares!"


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I have no idea who either of them are, so.. good for them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    busyliving wrote: »
    Hey all,

    Just read the above Joe.ie article and just found some of the writing very juvenile...I have only read a hand full of article from the site and from what I’ve read, it seems some of the writing is very juvenile.

    Like in the above article;



    Are you serious; are the majority of their articles written in the similar vein?

    Surely some freelance journalist can save them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,381 ✭✭✭sonic85


    Absurdum wrote: »
    she's overrated in anyways lads

    overrated? really?

    3742535078_1790e855e8_o.jpg

    if shes shacking up with that twat best then she must be brainless though. ah well


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Biggins wrote: »
    I would have said to call them "Who cares!"

    We should combine your name with that celeb chick you rattled :pac:

    what was her name again?...............


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    PK2008 wrote: »
    We should combine your name with that celeb chick you rattled :pac:

    what was her name again?...............
    I've never said - never will. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    phasers wrote: »
    two nobodies are now an item

    Good for them I suppose

    No, no. One nobody and one funbody.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭allthedoyles


    I have no idea who either of them are, so.. good for them.

    They are nothing , other than Irish Socialites .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    sonic85 wrote: »
    overrated? really?

    3742535078_1790e855e8_o.jpg

    that triangled chin is weird, just sayin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Georgia Best.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    sonic85 wrote: »
    overrated? really?

    3742535078_1790e855e8_o.jpg

    She looks nice indeed but Calum is a twat!
    Like P. Hilton - famous for being famous - and he only became that after the death of his father really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    PK2008 wrote: »
    We should combine your name with that celeb chick you rattled :pac:

    what was her name again?...............

    Fiversworthiggins doesn't really work......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Biggins wrote: »
    I've never said - never will. :p

    Bigg-in-WendyJame-s?

    Does it work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    who:confused:

    Fcuk sake, have you ever heard of a thing called Google?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    PK2008 wrote: »
    If I'd had a gun to my head before reading this, I'd be dead now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Absurdum wrote: »
    that triangled chin is weird, just sayin

    Pervert.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Proof that the stupid wimminz love the bad boys...

    fyp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    busyliving wrote: »
    Hey all,

    Just read the above Joe.ie article and just found some of the writing very juvenile...I have only read a hand full of article from the site and from what I’ve read, it seems some of the writing is very juvenile.

    Like in the above article;



    Are you serious; are the majority of their articles written in the similar vein?
    Dude, he's the son of a famous football player. That's all.

    The only people in Ireland who would give a flying fúck about the Best kid would be Man United supporters.
    Most of them are handicapped kids who think wearing a Man U jersey makes them special.
    People who like Lady GaGa are the same.
    Whatever's popular at the time.

    Anyway, your complaint about the Best kid being a non-entity makes me think that you support Man U.
    You're obviously one of those hard-core supporters who can name all the Busby babes (they died. LOL ) and the current squad. You probably also believe the Ryan Giggs is faithful to his wife.

    Don't like this type of criticism?
    Head on back to the soccer forum.

    Biggins: What the frak?
    AH made FÁS girl what she is today. You were around for that.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Terry wrote: »
    Biggins: What the frak?
    AH made FÁS girl what she is today. You were around for that.

    I don't really tend to learn the names.
    Like earlier in life, I'm more just a graphics man, like, admire, grab, then move on! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    Terry wrote: »
    Dude, he's the son of a famous football player. That's all.

    The only people in Ireland who would give a flying fúck about the Best kid would be Man United supporters.
    Most of them are handicapped kids who think wearing a Man U jersey makes them special.
    People who like Lady GaGa are the same.
    Whatever's popular at the time.

    Anyway, your complaint about the Best kid being a non-entity makes me think that you support Man U.

    funniest thing I've read in a while, I tip my hat to you sir


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Terry wrote: »

    Biggins: What the frak?
    AH made FÁS girl what she is today. You were around for that.

    True, AH made her -its like a guy you hate shagging your sis*

    *if your sis was a smoking hot chick you'd sell your right nut just to make soup out of her knickers......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Dear Calum

    Give 'er one for me.

    Good lad.

    Regards

    C.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭busyliving


    Terry wrote: »
    Dude, he's the son of a famous football player. That's all.

    The only people in Ireland who would give a flying fúck about the Best kid would be Man United supporters.
    Most of them are handicapped kids who think wearing a Man U jersey makes them special.
    People who like Lady GaGa are the same.
    Whatever's popular at the time.

    Anyway, your complaint about the Best kid being a non-entity makes me think that you support Man U.
    You're obviously one of those hard-core supporters who can name all the Busby babes (they died. LOL ) and the current squad. You probably also believe the Ryan Giggs is faithful to his wife.

    Don't like this type of criticism?
    Head on back to the soccer forum.

    Biggins: What the frak?
    AH made FÁS girl what she is today. You were around for that.

    I'm actually a Leeds fan, and I don't really have any opinion one way or the other on Callum Best...

    My point was, what was said about him was very juvenile..."the most pointless individual in human history, Calum Best", just comes across as something a 12 year would say.

    Granted if the writer doesn't like him, grand but I’d expect a journalist to be able to articulate himself a little better.

    My issue is with the way in which the article is written...Not the content


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,381 ✭✭✭sonic85


    ya wouldnt mind if the f*cker was good looking but he has a head like a pumpkin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    busyliving wrote: »
    I'm actually a Leeds fan, and I don't really have any opinion one way or the other on Callum Best...

    My point was, what was said about him was very juvenile..."the most pointless individual in human history, Calum Best", just comes across as something a 12 year would say.

    Granted if the writer doesn't like him, grand but I’d expect a journalist to be able to articulate himself a little better.

    My issue is with the way in which the article is written...Not the content

    Strewth mate, its only a joke, no need for a barney- throw a shrimp on the barbie and crack open a stubby


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,321 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    ascanbe wrote: »
    Georgia Best.

    It was so obvious all along....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,676 ✭✭✭elefant


    To make things worse, Georgia, pictured above eating an icecream in a suggestive manner

    Clicked on the link for this. Sorely disappointed.

    /Leaves thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭busyliving


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Strewth mate, its only a joke, no need for a barney- throw a shrimp on the barbie and crack open a stubby

    The bold was not intended, it was because i copyed and quote directly from the article...once i noticed the issue i fixed it as you can now see:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    busyliving wrote: »
    I'm actually a Leeds fan, and I don't really have any opinion one way or the other on Callum Best...

    My point was, what was said about him was very juvenile..."the most pointless individual in human history, Calum Best", just comes across as something a 12 year would say.

    Granted if the writer doesn't like him, grand but I’d expect a journalist to be able to articulate himself a little better.

    My issue is with the way in which the article is written...Not the content

    I don't really mind the way it's written, it's the same style as nuts or other "lads" publications. It's crap but to be expected


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    busyliving wrote: »
    I'm actually a Leeds fan, and I don't really have any opinion one way or the other on Callum Best...

    My point was, what was said about him was very juvenile..."the most pointless individual in human history, Calum Best", just comes across as something a 12 year would say.

    Granted if the writer doesn't like him, grand but I’d expect a journalist to be able to articulate himself a little better.

    My issue is with the way in which the article is written...Not the content
    Soccer fan.
    You're all the same to me.
    22 men chasing a ball and trying to score.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 435 ✭✭tweedledee


    guys who fa fcuk is Callum Best????he's that bald bloke on the tele that does what???honestly i have no clue who he is,does he have a massive knob or something cause he aint a pretty boi????Salpa will lose lots of fans for her thang:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    Terry wrote: »
    22 men chasing a ball and trying to score.

    and then they kiss


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,192 ✭✭✭✭Kerrydude1981


    tweedledee wrote: »
    guys who fa fcuk is Callum Best????he's that bald bloke on the tele that does what???honestly i have no clue who he is,does he have a massive knob or something cause he aint a pretty boi????Salpa will lose lots of fans for her thang:eek:


    Calum is only famous for been Georgie Bests son,he disappears and then re appears when the cash runs low,does a few reality TV shows like Celeb Salon and then disappears again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 435 ✭✭tweedledee


    Thanks Dude,I honestly don't know who he is.I was expecting a Brad Pitt lookalike but there was this outa shape,balding guy on TV3,I'm clueless??????
    :eek:
    Shows that Salpa is an easy target.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    They are nothing , other than Irish Socialites .

    She's Greek and he's a Yank.


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