Belly Button

kfallon

Do you have an 'inny' or an 'outty'

I'm very much in the 'inny' camp, I obviously think it's more natural looking (purely on the basis that I have one ) but I'm guessing with an outty you don't get the bellybutton fluff.

So AH'ers, which are you

Donkey Oaty

Strange but true: there are people who were told at school that if their belly button came undone their bum would fall off.

Source: Mrs Oaty.

Latchy

Surrounded by a mountain of hairs ...deffo inny

cml387

There's an "outy" :eek:

KeithM89_old

I've an outty thanks trouty

Only fat people and pregnant women have 'outty's and im neither, so inny.

g'em

Latchy wrote: »

Surrounded by a mountain of hairs ...deffo inny

I was just about to say the same thing.

Ecxept without the hairy bit.

flutterflye

I've an outty thanks trouty

I have a nice normal belly button (ie. an inny)

I didn't actually think that many people actually had outys?

Mine did go slightly out in pregnancy though.

kfallon

I've an outty thanks trouty

cml387 wrote: »

There's an "outy" :eek:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel

builttospill

I've an outty thanks trouty

Was that poll drawn up by Ned Flanders?

Redlion

I've an outty thanks trouty

KeithM89 wrote: »

Only fat people and pregnant women have 'outty's and im neither, so inny.

Not yet!

cml387

kfallon wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel

I think I need a 3D viewer. Maybe if some outie AH'er (female,hot) would come around to CML towers I could examine the phenomenon more closely.

Latchy

g'em wrote: »

I was just about to say the same thing.

Ecxept without the hairy bit.

Mind you , razors come in handy to when you need to shread a few of them ...

Cupcake_Crisis

Inny for the winny

Absurdum

I've an outty thanks trouty

Outies are filthy degenerates.

kfallon

I've an outty thanks trouty

Those filthy outies have been run out of town

FTGFOP

I've an outty thanks trouty

Poor Gercakeage.
All alone
on a poll.
With his outie showing.

cml387

Down with outies.

Absurdum

I've an outty thanks trouty

FTGFOP wrote: »

Poor Gercakeage.
All alone
on a poll.
With his outie showing.

BURN HIM!!!!!!!!!

kfallon

I've an outty thanks trouty

Absurdum wrote: »

BURN HIM!!!!!!!!!

He prob just clicked the wrong option :pac:

Ricardo G

Your ma is so old her bellybutton is between her t1ts

Anyway mines an inny

Mr Benevolent

kfallon wrote: »

Do you have an 'inny' or an 'outty'

I'm very much in the 'inny' camp, I obviously think it's more natural looking (purely on the basis that I have one ) but I'm guessing with an outty you don't get the bellybutton fluff.

So AH'ers, which are you

Surely you have a 'sneaky finger'?

Gercakeage

FTGFOP wrote: »

Poor Gercakeage.
All alone
on a poll.
With his outie showing.

haha thanks :L i feel like some kind of mutant :D

FTGFOP

I've an outty thanks trouty

Absurdum wrote: »

BURN HIM!!!!!!!!!

Can't we all just get along!

kfallon

I've an outty thanks trouty

Confab wrote: »

Surely you have a 'sneaky finger'?

Just to fish out the fluff

LucyLouLou

I've an outty thanks trouty

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Strange but true: there are people who were told at school that if their belly button came undone their bum would fall off.

Source: Mrs Oaty.

My husband was told by his cousin when he was small that if it came undone his insides would fall out, causing him to have a life long fear and as a result he refused to cut the cord at the birth of our 3 children.

I did manage to freak him out with my tempory outie during the end of each pregnancy thou:D

Absurdum

I've an outty thanks trouty

FTGFOP wrote: »

Can't we all just get along!

asl?

Boxoffrogs

I've an outty thanks trouty

On a slightly separate note, why do men get belly button fluff? And where does the fluff come from?

Latchy

Absurdum wrote: »

Outies are filthy degenerates.

They should be treated with the contempt they fully deserve and shooting on sight would be to good for them .

kfallon

I've an outty thanks trouty

Gercakeage wrote: »

haha thanks :L i feel like some kind of mutant :D

Wait til you go to your first Beers!

"Hey Gercakeage, show us your outty!"

That's all you'll hear all night

losthorizon

I've an outty thanks trouty

kfallon wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel

Thats disgusting! Its only an excuse to show skantily clad women. You should be ashamed!

Temptamperu

I've an outty thanks trouty

Boxoffrogs wrote: »

On a slightly separate note, why do men get belly button fluff? And where does the fluff come from?

It comes from our clothes chaffing i believe.

Diabhal Beag

Like all normal people I have an inny.

Atavan-Halen

I've an outty thanks trouty

Boxoffrogs wrote: »

On a slightly separate note, why do men get belly button fluff? And where does the fluff come from?

It's just loose fluff from your tops. If I'm wearing a red top, I'll have red fluff. If I'm wearing a yellow top, which I am now, I'll get yellow fluff and so on!

I'm an innie/normal btw.

UglyBolloxFace

kfallon wrote: »

Do you have an 'inny' or an 'outty'

I'm very much in the 'inny' camp, I obviously think it's more natural looking (purely on the basis that I have one ) but I'm guessing with an outty you don't get the bellybutton fluff.

So AH'ers, which are you

I can't tell...cos of maaah belllaaaay:(

Sticky_Fingers

I've an outty thanks trouty

kfallon wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel

Looking more closely at the photo on the left your one has 1 innie and 2 outies:p

Boxoffrogs

I've an outty thanks trouty

atavan-halen wrote: »

It's just loose fluff from your tops. If I'm wearing a red top, I'll have red fluff. If I'm wearing a yellow top, which I am now, I'll get yellow fluff and so on!

I'm an innie/normal btw.

Good to know it will always be colour coordinated then:p Still at a loss to know why women don't suffer with it though.

ejmaztec

Belly-buttons are on a high fibre diet and eat raw clothing

Atavan-Halen

I've an outty thanks trouty

Boxoffrogs wrote: »

Good to know it will always be colour coordinated then:p Still at a loss to know why women don't suffer with it though.

It's the hair on guys bellies that pulls the fluff off and makes it stick

cml387

atavan-halen wrote: »

It's the hair on guys bellies that pulls the fluff off and makes it stick

That's just a theory. You have no proof.

I happen to have proved (CML387,medical Journal of Science,April 1997 Issue,"Tendencies towards predominant colour in navel cloth adherencies")
that belly button fluff is always blue.

kfallon

I've an outty thanks trouty

cml387 wrote: »

That's just a theory. You have no proof.

I happen to have proved (CML387,medical Journal of Science,April 1997 Issue,"Tendencies towards predominant colour in navel cloth adherencies")
that belly button fluff is always blue.

I agree, it's always blue!
Women's is always pink

FTGFOP

I've an outty thanks trouty

Absurdum wrote: »

asl?

Too old/ too male/ too far away.

Boxoffrogs

I've an outty thanks trouty

kfallon wrote: »

Women's is always pink

Not possible, when have you ever come across a girl with belly button fluff, pink or otherwise????

Einhard

I've an outty thanks trouty

Outties are people whose doctors couldn't be arsed to do the job properly. Burn the outties!!

Actually, a doctor friend of mine told me that they have a new method of cutting the cord now, using a different instrument, and it means that outties are more common, and likely to become the majority. He is prone to bullsh!t though, so not sure how true it is.

kfallon

I've an outty thanks trouty

Einhard wrote: »

Actually, a doctor friend of mine told me that they have a new method of cutting the cord now, using a different instrument, and it means that outties are more common, and likely to become the majority. He is prone to bullsh!t though, so not sure how true it is.

Eh can we have the name of this doctor incase we ever get a diagnosis from him we might feel like getting a second opinion :rolleyes:

B_Fanatic

Said I had an outie and I checked and it's an inny... What the hell? Why wasn't I told!

Adriatic

KeithM89 wrote: »

Only fat people and pregnant women have 'outty's and im neither, so inny.

I'm neither of those and I still have an outty. :eek:

KeithM89_old

I've an outty thanks trouty

Adriatic wrote: »

I'm neither of those and I still have an outty. :eek:

Well this is awkward...

W.Shakes-Beer

I've an outty thanks trouty

Outty's look nasty.

Nevermind_

I've an outty thanks trouty

Why is the fluff always blue? or does anyone out there find that they make a different colour?

Toby Take a Bow

Why isn't there an option for not having a belly button? Just a weird mesh of confused skin?

FTGFOP

I've an outty thanks trouty

We need a further option after that for Adam and Eve. They would just have smooth skin rather than a 'confused mesh'.