If you could be any animal ......

Scanlas The 2nd

I'd be a squirrel. Obviously a grey one because the red ones get bullied.

They look like they are having so much fun as they climb trees.

maximoose

A penguin. Always been fascinated by them. They can just stand still on one spot by the edge of the water for ages and still look like they're having great craic.

Dean820

A lovely horse.

candy-gal1

Id probably be an owl, already a bit of a night owl as it is

zero19

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I'd be a squirrel. Obviously a grey one because the red ones get bullied.

They look like they are having so much fun as they climb trees.

This guys having fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0so5er4X3dc

KeithM89_old

A Unicorn.

Dangerous Man

A dog.

Taco Corp

A duck.....

I got an odd sense of deja vu posting that. Me thinks this has been asked before

Antisocialiser

I'd be a Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal.

Dangerous Man

Surley wrote: »

A duck.....

I got an odd sense of deja vu posting that. Me thinks this has been asked before

Well, I did post up a thread a while ago asking AHers if they were forced to, what animal would they have sex with?
Apparently, and I don't remember why, it's black Norweigans who are forcing you to do this.

arybvtcw0eolkf

"It's better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb" - so I'd be a lion.

Failing that, a tiger or a grizzly bear.

DrumSteve

I'd be myself, cos I'm animal.

yeeeaaaaahhhhh.

keano_afc

A cat.

I can do what I want, hurt who I want, rob what I want, crap where I want, and at the end of the day my owner still thinks I'm the greatest thing ever.

Wetai

Although not an animal, a shark.
Da-na na-na

red menace

King penguin like my hero Neils Olav

KnifeWRENCH

Probably a bird of prey. They tend not to have many predators, so if you live past the chick stage you're unlikely to get attacked by anything else.

Eagle/owl/hawk/vulture/falcon......one of those. I think I'll go with vulture, they're pretty cool.

cosmicfart

A Cock.

sunflower27

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I'd be a squirrel. Obviously a grey one because the red ones get bullied.

They look like they are having so much fun as they climb trees.

Sorry OP, but that sounds like a six-year-old wrote it for his homework.:p:p

zeusnero

Dolphin (the only other species besides humans to do the deed recreationally ) oh and I'd make sure to keep the fcuk away from Norwegian & Japanese shores...

beano345

honey badger not a s**t do they give:D

http://youtu.be/Ua3M1O-WQrM

VW 1

Heard yore ma is some animal

Frank Black

A frog.
The amphibious nature of frogs appeal to me.

zeusnero

black francis wrote: »

A frog.
The amphibious nature of frogs appeal to me.

plus you could choose to be one of the frogs that they extracted DNA from in Jurassic Park - that way if you ever got bored of the land / water choice you could always swop teams...

baby8music

A giraffe, I think they are the sexiest looking animals, tall, sleek & they wear one hell of a coat!!

jimthemental

Polar bear, them fúckers could tear a grizzly in two

fricatus

Why a fcuking lion of course! What other animal would anyone want to be other than the King of the Jungle? :D

You can make the case for being a tiger, a cheetah or an elephant on the same basis, but for me, there is no better animal to be than a tawny male lion, surveying his pride, and fearing no mutha****a! :cool:

A dog. (Obviously one that's treated well)

You get petted all day, fed meaty meatyness, get some plates after dinner (lots-o-gravy). Your gut can handle all sorts of gristle and bacteria (which means you get the meat leftovers and you get to chew anything you want). Can be completely contented by having sticks thrown at you. Great hearing and smell.

Most importantly, you're loved by everyone, except soccer moms, who you can scare the crap out of just by going up to them wagging your tail.

And you get a tail!

Scanlas The 2nd

sunflower27 wrote: »

Sorry OP, but that sounds like a six-year-old wrote it for his homework.:p:p

I could be 6

jmayo

A skunk.

Come on, how many other animals including humans p*ss off a skunk ?


http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/p/pepe_le_pew-5256.jpg

maximoose

fricatus wrote: »

Why a fcuking lion of course! What other animal would anyone want to be other than the King of the Jungle? :D

You can make the case for being a tiger, a cheetah or an elephant on the same basis, but for me, there is no better animal to be than a tawny male lion, surveying his pride, and fearing no mutha****a! :cool:

Not in Turkey apparently, those lions are running scared

BBC News wrote:

A Bengal tiger has killed a lion at Ankara Zoo after finding a gap in the fence separating their cages, say zoo officials in the Turkish capital.

The tiger severed the lion's jugular vein in a single stroke with its paw, leaving the animal dying in a pool of blood, officials said.

pwnage

bizmark

maximoose wrote: »

Not in Turkey apparently, those lions are running scared



pawage

Fixed that

Dangerous Man

maximoose wrote: »

Not in Turkey apparently, those lions are running scared



pwnage

Yeah... and then you have crazy Egyptian bastards too.

Chuck Stone

Maybe an elephant. They live long and seem to be a friendly enough bunch of lads.

Cupcake_Crisis

Id be one of my dogs. Those fuckers are so well cared for.

Mistyeyes321

Lion or Tiger for me beautiful creatures! I'm probably more like a Pole Cat though:eek:

Pauleta

A lion. The only thing male Lions do is sleep, eat, ride and roar. They get the lionesses to do all the hunting. Tis a fine life.

cesc77

Id be an aye aye.

http://www.sharenator.com/worlds_strangest_looking_animals/2347/ayeaye-2296.html

Seriously.Who would fcuk with something that looks like that?

aujopimur

true-or-false wrote: »

A dog. (Obviously one that's treated well)

You get petted all day, fed meaty meatyness, get some plates after dinner (lots-o-gravy). Your gut can handle all sorts of gristle and bacteria (which means you get the meat leftovers and you get to chew anything you want). Can be completely contented by having sticks thrown at you. Great hearing and smell.

Most importantly, you're loved by everyone, except soccer moms, who you can scare the crap out of just by going up to them wagging your tail.

And you get a tail!

Don't forget being able to lick your own knob and nuts.

Glico Man

cesc77 wrote: »

Id be an aye aye.

http://www.sharenator.com/worlds_strangest_looking_animals/2347/ayeaye-2296.html

Seriously.Who would fcuk with something that looks like that?

It looks like its diseased and should be put down tbh

cesc77

aaronh007 wrote: »

It looks like its diseased and should be put down tbh

Clever little bugger,isnt he?

Like I say.....I cant imagine he has many predators licking their lips when they see him.

policarp

A Cougar...:D

mikemac

A cat

Sleep 14 hours a day, laze around in front of the fire, get fat and just give evil looks to my owners all day

murrayp4

LiamN wrote: »

Although not an animal, a shark.

How is a shark not an animal??

jimthemental

murrayp4 wrote: »

How is a shark not an animal??

Doesn't have big enough arms.

Einhard

I'd be a lion but I'd probably end up being the one chosen to fight some crazy Egyptian fooker in front of the Pyramids!!

An eagle of course. So majestic, able to look down on the world. Plus you get to crap on the heads of people you don't like. :pac:

And steal their babies...

Little Acorn

I would probably say dog too. In a home that loved me and was kind, and that I got lots of walks and play time.

Other ones that might be fun for a few days though are
Horse- would love the feeling of galloping full speed through some fields or a beach.
Dolphin- they always look like they're having great craic.
Parrot-I would have nice colorful feathers, and could amaze people with my massive vocabulary.
Swan-People would feed me bread, I could swim about all day then soar into the sky when I got bored.
Tarantula- I am terrified of them, but it might be fun to run around giving people frights for the day. Hee Hee.:D

If they were real and not mythical I would choose a pegasus over all others.:)

ICE HOUSE

CROCODILE FTW!!!

osullic

A wombat or a wolf

Tipsy McSwagger

Golden Eagle - don't think there is a cooler animal than it.

2 stroke

A pig. A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

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