Your most shameful secret??

Assassin saphir · 08-06-2011 10:14pm #1

Come on don't be shy...Just think of it as confession!:D

GAAman · 08-06-2011 10:15pm

I.............PUT THE SCREW............IN THE TUNA!!!!!

MonTheBiffy · 08-06-2011 10:18pm

I shot JR

Captain Chaos · 08-06-2011 10:18pm

I MADE the BBC.

Poor Uncle Tom · 08-06-2011 10:19pm

/not on your nelly...;)

Sunnyisland · 08-06-2011 10:20pm

I once voted fianna fail.

emeraldstar · 08-06-2011 10:20pm

Well if I told you then it wouldn't be a secret!

Show Time · 08-06-2011 10:21pm

Piddled on top of a television at a party after every one had fallen asleep and to top it off bit a goldfish in two and spat the two halves back into the bowl before i took my leave of the place.

The King of Moo · 08-06-2011 10:21pm

Not mine, but this is a very shameful secret..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_(book)

Einhard · 08-06-2011 10:21pm

AH

Also, I'm the Lindbergh baby.

Mr.Crinklewood · 08-06-2011 10:22pm

I am Assassin saphirs Father.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 08-06-2011 10:22pm

I had my face in my moms vagina

whilst being born

Mr.Crinklewood · 08-06-2011 10:22pm

Assassin saphir lost their virginity to me.

Red Hand · 08-06-2011 10:23pm

/kooky answer.

KeithM89_old · 08-06-2011 10:23pm

I know where Maddie is.

/my dogs called Maddie, shes in the garden

TheZohanS · 08-06-2011 10:23pm

Assassin saphir wrote: »

Come on don't be shy...Just think of it as confession!:D

What's yours?

RachaelVO · 08-06-2011 10:23pm

realies wrote: »

I once voted fianna fail.

Right, that's it, you need to be kicked off boards, stripped of everything or anything you own, and then destroyed in a painful manner!

08-06-2011 10:23pm

All right! I admit it! I'm the Lindbergh baby! Wah wah! Goo goo! I miss my fly-fly dada!

Killer Pigeon · 08-06-2011 10:24pm

I ate all the pies

Mint Sauce · 08-06-2011 10:24pm

Well there was this one time, at band camp....

ItsAWindUp · 08-06-2011 10:24pm

Father, I killed a man.

Assassin saphir · 08-06-2011 10:25pm

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Assassin saphir lost their virginity to me.

Crinklewood... more like Wrinklewood;)

RachaelVO · 08-06-2011 10:26pm

ItsAWindUp wrote: »

Father, I killed a man.

Put a gun against his head
Pulled the trigger now he's dead...

im invisible · 08-06-2011 10:26pm

...i am your father

johnayo · 08-06-2011 10:27pm

I rode Lizzie Windsor when she was here.

.same. · 08-06-2011 10:28pm

Assassin saphir wrote: »

.Just think of it as confession!:D

I told lies
I disobeyed my parents
I forgot to say my prayers before bedtime

Assassin saphir · 08-06-2011 10:28pm

TheZohan wrote: »

What's yours?

Thats G14 classified:D

im invisible · 08-06-2011 10:29pm

i f*cked the girl in Hansen

Witchie · 08-06-2011 10:30pm

I let the dogs out.....woof woof woof woof.

IvySlayer · 08-06-2011 10:31pm

I killed Mufasa.

Mr.Crinklewood · 08-06-2011 10:33pm

I joined Hansen and dressed up as a girl in order to get my hole.

The Max · 08-06-2011 10:34pm

I have no willy

Easog · 08-06-2011 10:36pm

I SUPERIMPOSE IMAGES OF PRINCE PHILIP AND THE QUEEN ONTO PICS OF HARDCORE PORN AND JACK OFF TO IT.:(

Matthew23 · 08-06-2011 10:40pm

i am scared all the time but i dont want people to know

barbarians · 08-06-2011 10:40pm

I don't like Jaffa cakes or pizzas.

I'm serious

Mr.Crinklewood · 08-06-2011 10:40pm

The Max wrote: »

I have no willy

Now you know why Ethel was so upset when he died.

marcsignal · 08-06-2011 10:41pm

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is .....

pipelaser · 08-06-2011 10:41pm

When food shopping in Tescos, If i need just one onion, I regularly break open the netted packets of 3 A-grade onions and take one..... cos the other loose ones are always rotton in the middle.

While walking out of the shop I feel the sensation of getting away with Murder!!

papajimsmooth · 08-06-2011 10:43pm

I cant really tell the difference between butter and "I cant believe its not butter"

d.anthony · 08-06-2011 10:47pm

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

The King of Moo · 08-06-2011 10:48pm

I'M STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!

Jen Pigs Fly · 08-06-2011 10:48pm

I shot the sheriff

/I did not shoot the deputy

jive · 08-06-2011 10:50pm

When I was a kid I was running to the jacks to take a crap with me arse hanging out of me pants because it was going to be a close call. Long story short I poo'd a little on the kitchen floor mid-run and the dog got the blame.

Me 1 - 0 Dog, dumbass