I get jokes

Saila

do you get jokes?

Floodric

I don't get it?

Dravokivich

Floodric wrote: »

I don't get it?

You have lost the game.

Xivilai

I get a lot of jokes made about me

ejmaztec

I get them from the joke shop.

Floodric

Women dont get jokes. Nearly every joke I tell the fairer sex ends with me explaining it, then them declaring "its not funny"

sama_kaffee

i usually get jokes

Mr. Rager

I get this thread, cus it's a joke

hondasam

Floodric wrote: »

Women dont get jokes. Nearly every joke I tell the fairer sex ends with me explaining it, then them declaring "its not funny"

I get jokes if there funny. maybe your jokes are not funny.

Saila

fjsanchez wrote: »

I get this thread, cus it's a joke

no, jokes are funny :rolleyes:

hondasam

Saila wrote: »

no, jokes are funny :rolleyes:

I love jokes.

Floodric

hondasam wrote: »

I get jokes if there funny. maybe your jokes are not funny.

...

No, I prefer my hypothesis. Maybe you're not a woman?

flahavaj

Jokes these days are a joke.

hondasam

Floodric wrote: »

...

No, I prefer my hypothesis. Maybe you're not a woman?

maybe you're not a funny man

Saila

flahavaj wrote: »

Jokes these days are a joke.

why did the thread cross the road?



to get the ride

Kojak

Saila wrote: »

no, jokes are funny :rolleyes:

Can they not be sad or pathetic as well?

strokemyclover

[NERVOUS]
HA HA HA HA HA HA
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hondasam

Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"

So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

sama_kaffee

i'm driving away ya

the problem with the system ya,

is the system a,

i am the system ya,

i've put my seatbelt on ya,

Floodric

hondasam wrote: »

Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"

So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

I don't geddit

Temptamperu

hondasam wrote: »

Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"

So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

Kojak

sama_kaffee wrote: »

i'm driving away ya

the problem with the system ya,

is the system a,

i am the system ya,

i've put my seatbelt on ya,

Yes??

ejmaztec

Floodric wrote: »

Women dont get jokes. Nearly every joke I tell the fairer sex ends with me explaining it, then them declaring "its not funny"

Just tell them the punchline and leave them to it.

Oranage2

Wit is the lowest form of sarcasm!

WoollyRedHat

Knock knock

Ah screw it

kfallon

I don't get them anymore, used to get a few every weekend when I was younger, good times!


















































Oh wait, jokes......I thought you said 'yokes'

Yakult

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FTGFOP

I have a subscription to Jokes magazine. It's a monthly publication.

sama_kaffee

Kojak wrote: »

Yes??

ya

policarp

Saila wrote: »

do you get jokes?

Going halves on a bastard.
Is that a joke or what?

James T Kirk

Jokes are funny things really...

im invisible

Oranage2 wrote: »

Wit is the lowest form of sarcasm!

theres no 'thanks' button here, so ill just say, 'Thanks!'