She wants my beef...

Fukuyama

I'm nearly fecken sure of it!

Girl from college.. been friends for quite a while. I'm tellen ya she want's a bit 'o this!

Have a girlfriend though so she's off the menu...

Don't know what to do now! She hasn't explicitly made a move nor nothing so I can't just say jog on... Then again she's a mate and I wouldn't want it to ruin our friendship.

Hell of an ass on her though...

Gunsfortoys

I think you should go sleep with her, don't text her back, then await the inevitable thread on boards.

IRISHACEKAVO

Dean0088 wrote: »

I'm nearly fecken sure of it!

Girl from college.. been friends for quite a while. I'm tellen ya she want's a bit 'o this!

Have a girlfriend though so she's off the menu...

Don't know what to do now! She hasn't explicitly made a move nor nothing so I can't just say jog on... Then again she's a mate and I wouldn't want it to ruin our friendship.

Hell of an ass on her though...

ha good man..:)

Cypher_sounds

Give her the beef that her meaty ass deserves.

lalee17

You don't deserve your girlfriend if you're looking at other girls and thinking about them that way, by the way I'm male.

IRISHACEKAVO

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

Give her the beef that her meaty ass deserves.

lol

UsernameInUse

You only live once.

If you don't, you'll regret it.

Fukuyama

lalee17 wrote: »

You don't deserve your girlfriend if you're looking at other girls and thinking about them that way, by the way I'm male.

I'm not ordering off the menu mate. And I love my girlfriend to bits.

But you can tell when someone wants your shlong.

All I said was she has a nice ass. And she does. No denying it.

IRISHACEKAVO

lalee17 wrote: »

You don't deserve your girlfriend if you're looking at other girls and thinking about them that way, by the way I'm male.

he is only male dude we all do the same in thinking like that sum times but i guess your diff..ha

AlanBr

Just Do It.

Fukuyama

UsernameInUse wrote: »

You only live once.

If you don't, you'll regret it.

I think I'd regret it more if I did. Not a cheater.

Just wondering how to go about it though. I like her as a friend and all... and can't exactly tell her to jog on as she is a mate. Plus she hasn't made any overt moves... HELP AH!!

fitzgooble

Well in the words of our lord Jesus Christ 'RAM IT HOME'

krudler

lalee17 wrote: »

You don't deserve your girlfriend if you're looking at other girls and thinking about them that way, by the way I'm male.

do you get visitation rights to your balls or are they permanently your OH's now?

Badgermonkey

Apply a little pressure, tell her your beef's best before 21.06.11

Giblet

Blast her with peas!

Oranage2

F*ck her then ask your GF for a blowy and see if she notices!

IRISHACEKAVO

fitzgooble wrote: »

Well in the words of our lord Jesus Christ 'RAM IT HOME'

ha ha..:eek:

Wolfe Tone

Save her for when you break up with your gf.

Blikes

Awww you poor crater, you have a girlfriend and another girl that wants you.

I feel for you, Let me know if theres anything i can d to help you through this difficult time!

lalee17

Dean0088 wrote: »

I'm not ordering off the menu mate. And I love my girlfriend to bits.

But you can tell when someone wants your shlong.

All I said was she has a nice ass. And she does. No denying it.

Not attacking you personally, but that comment just screams douchebaggery. What'd your girlfriend think if she knew you were saying that behind her back? =/

UsernameInUse

Option 1. Stay with your gf until the point where it becomes unbearable to get it up for her anymore. You'll question yourself about your sexuality eventually and then after a few years, wonder why you've wasted so much of your life with someone you could never see yourself marrying.

Option 2. Ride the girl with the nice ass. You can even have some fun with the added excitement of wellying two birds out of it. Creating fantasy situations in your head is recommended but optional. Your gf will never find out, if she does - you'll always have the nice ass - its a win/win situation.

Tubsandtiles

Ask Feeky, he's good in these situations

IRISHACEKAVO

lol mad ****ers

Absurdum

lalee17 wrote: »

douchebaggery

Get out of that garden with your fancy yank phrases :rolleyes:

deepsouthtalla

This question has only one answer!! just give her the lap of the log!!! and yes the grass is greener

Fukuyama

lalee17 wrote: »

Not attacking you personally, but that comment just screams douchebaggery. What'd your girlfriend think if she knew you were saying that behind her back? =/

My girlfriend doesn't own my thoughts just because she's my girlfriend.

I'm sure she has males in her life that she'd check out... doesn't mean she's gonna jump em though.

Whipped much?

The King of Moo

There might be some useful advice here:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056274216

El Horseboxo

lalee17 wrote: »

Not attacking you personally, but that comment just screams douchebaggery. What'd your girlfriend think if she knew you were saying that behind her back? =/

Really? Like for real? So your idea of a nice ass goes out the window as soon as you land a girlfriend? If a girlfriend took offense to me saying another girl looked hot as hell she could fúck right off.

IRISHACEKAVO

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Really? Like for real? So your idea of a nice ass goes out the window as soon as you land a girlfriend? If a girlfriend took offense to me saying another girl looked hot as hell she could fúck right off.

for sure

ScumLord

Women love bastards, so in theory sleeping with the other girl should only enamour your girlfriend to you more.

Cypher_sounds

Giblet wrote: »

Blast her with peas!

and gravy!

OutlawPete

Ask you g/f has she ever fantasised about having a threesome with another female. If you play your card's right, you could end up with a Brucie bonus here.

Big Nasty

lalee17 wrote: »

Not attacking you personally, but that comment just screams douchebaggery. What'd your girlfriend think if she knew you were saying that behind her back? =/

His burd does be on here IIRC.

Saviola

Me and my gf always discuss who we think is hot, there's nothing wrong with finding someone else attractive. It doesn't mean youre gonna hop on them any chance you get.

And as for your predicament, I wouldn't worry about it as long as she doesn't make any moves on you. Its a bit of an ego boost anyway!

Fukuyama

MCMLXXV wrote: »

His burd does be on here IIRC.

:eek:

This is new to me!

Unless of course your talking about my Empress StupidUserName ... that's a whole different story confined to the Holy Empire of Deanianity.

Sofiztikated

lalee17 wrote: »

You don't deserve your girlfriend if you're looking at other girls and thinking about them that way, by the way I'm male.

lalee17 wrote: »

Not attacking you personally, but that comment just screams douchebaggery. What'd your girlfriend think if she knew you were saying that behind her back? =/

Are you for real?

You do know that just because you have become monogamous with a particular partner, other potential partners don't disappear off the planet, nor do they stop finding you attractive.

Just by noticing a person, in this case the female that gets a wide on for Dean0088, has an attractive quality, again in this case, a arse like a 2 boiled eggs in a damp hanky, you are not opening yourself up to immediate cheating activity. Some of us have a bit of self restraint.

Christ, I've even had chats with my Mrs about who I find attractive, and who wants to touch my penis. And her the same. We're really comfortable in our relationship to do this, both know that another person isn't on the card.

Adults, ya see, can be a bit mature about "de secks schtuff."

Big Nasty

Dean0088 wrote: »

Unless of course your talking about my Empress StupidUserName ... that's a whole different story confined to the Holy Empire of Deanianity.

This sh1t is getting very old dude.

Big Nasty

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Christ, I've even had chats with my Mrs about who I find attractive, and who wants to touch my penis. And her the same.

Your Mrs has a penis!?!:eek::eek::eek:

pragmatic1

lalee17 wrote: »

You don't deserve your girlfriend if you're looking at other girls and thinking about them that way, by the way I'm male.

It only natural to look at other girls and think about them that way. Everyone does it. Acting on it is a different story.

Sofiztikated

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Your Mrs has a penis!?!:eek::eek::eek:

Always wondered about that. That, and her adams apple were 2 things kinda turned me off.

Tipsy McSwagger

It's sappy but if you love your gf then don't cheat, just have a **** over the other girls arse.

stupidusername

lalee17 wrote: »

Not attacking you personally, but that comment just screams douchebaggery. What'd your girlfriend think if she knew you were saying that behind her back? =/

ugh.

Saviola wrote: »

Me and my gf always discuss who we think is hot, there's nothing wrong with finding someone else attractive. It doesn't mean youre gonna hop on them any chance you get.

And as for your predicament, I wouldn't worry about it as long as she doesn't make any moves on you. Its a bit of an ego boost anyway!

would it not be a bit awkward being around someone that you know fancies the arse off ya? oh wait.... yeah, it kinda depends on how they are with it.hmm.

MCMLXXV wrote: »

This sh1t is getting very old dude.

jelly?

Fukuyama

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

It's sappy but if you love your gf then don't cheat, just have a **** over the other girls arse.

Hows it sappy not to cheat on my gf?

Absurdum

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

It's sappy but if you love your gf then don't cheat, just have a **** over the other girls arse.

eatin ain't cheatin

Fukuyama

MCMLXXV wrote: »

This sh1t is getting very old dude.

... snif...

ascanbe

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

It's sappy but if you love your gf then don't cheat, just have a **** over the other girls arse.

Spoken like a true gent..

Saila

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

It's sappy but if you love your gf then don't cheat, just have a **** over about coming in the other girls arse.

everyone wins then

Alter-Ego

Dean0088 wrote: »

I'm not ordering off the menu mate. And I love my girlfriend to bits.

But you can tell when someone wants your shlong.

All I said was she has a nice ass. And she does. No denying it.

Threesome.

stupidusername

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Threesome.

in fairness......... it may be worth testing the waters there dean

Fukuyama

stupidusername wrote: »

in fairness......... it may be worth testing the waters there dean

I'd imagine the awkward silence the next day :P

Absurdum

Dean0088 wrote: »

I'd imagine the awkward silence the next day :P

cooking an extra breakfast might be a step too far as well