Things you crave.

gargleblaster

What are you craving right now?

As for me, sausage. (No, that is not a euphemism.) I haven't had any in ages; I think I might pick some up on the way home.

You?

joshrogan

Yore Ma!

J. Marston

I read sausage, now I want pizza, badly.

Damn you.

previous user

just predictable beer.

Thatnastyboy

a joint

gargleblaster

J. Marston wrote: »

I read sausage, now I want pizza, badly.

Damn you.

I live to serve.

whiteboy

It's a Friday night so a cold beer

emeraldstar

J. Marston wrote: »

I read sausage, now I want pizza, badly.

Damn you.

I'm eating pizza; want a slice?

callaway92

Sports

Sports

and more Sports

Sports

rednik

Banoffee with plenty of cream.

thehairyelbow

The warm sweet embrace of a pint of stout

54kroc

Big balls, I like big balls.

Smeggy

Money

Lidl frozen doughnuts

admiralofthefleet

a nice pint of smithwicks with a guinness head, one of which ill be downing in about half an hour

J. Marston

emeraldstar wrote: »

I'm eating pizza; want a slice?

*Takes whole pizza*

Thanks.

Where To

Turkey

phasers

nachos. God I love nachos.

kfallon

A nice spoon with a lovely lady

stupidusername

A hug

UsernameInUse

Some dirty slut.

gargleblaster

kfallon wrote: »

A nice spoon with a lovely lady

Aw. I'm ugly, or I'd offer to help you out there.

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

A hug

We need to get together

kfallon

gargleblaster wrote: »

Aw. I'm ugly, or I'd offer to help you out there.

Don't be so down on yourself, I'm sure there is something that makes you a lovely lady!

stupidusername

kfallon wrote: »

We need to get together

Trust me i'm too lovely for you.

OutlawPete

The blood of a young wolf.

For Forks Sake

big butts, and I can not lie.......

Snakeblood

REVENGE

Or like. Bacon.

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

Trust me i'm too lovely for you.

Self praise and all that.....

Eve_Dublin

Salmon...which I'm about to have.

Sex...which I'll be having in about an hour and a half.

Big dirty slice of choclate cake...which I won't be having. There's a cake shop across the road from me and everyday is an exercise in resistance.

A cigarette and a beer....gave up smoking over a year ago...still get the pangs at weekends.

I get this every Friday night...I have a crazing to take a load of drugs and go to a hard house rave. Never happens though. I always get this craving to go completely mental this time every week. Grrr.

stupidusername

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Salmon...which I'm about to have.

Sex...which I'll be having in about an hour and a half.

Big dirty slice of choclate cake...which I won't be having. There's a cake shop across the road from me and everyday is an exercise in resistance.

A cigarette and a beer....gave up smoking over a year ago...still get the pangs at weekends.

I get this every Friday night...I have a crazing to take a load of drugs and go to a hard house rave. Never happens though. I always get this craving to go completely mental this time every week. Grrr.

:eek::eek::eek:

Karona

Reese's peanut butter cups or the pieces... which i have upstairs but im just to lazy to move.

Bodhisopha

Bag of crisps.

Ghandee

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Salmon...which I'm about to have.

Sex...which I'll be having in about an hour and a half.

Big dirty slice of choclate cake...which I won't be having. There's a cake shop across the road from me and everyday is an exercise in resistance.

A cigarette and a beer....gave up smoking over a year ago...still get the pangs at weekends.

I get this every Friday night...I have a crazing to take a load of drugs and go to a hard house rave. Never happens though. I always get this craving to go completely mental this time every week. Grrr.

Holy ****!

Are you female?

For Forks Sake

Bodhisopha wrote: »

Bag of crisps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsKf1RNZVoo

stupidusername

Bodhisopha wrote: »

Bag of crisps.

I've some packets of taytos that i really shouldn't eat. want some?

Bodhisopha

stupidusername wrote: »

I've some packets of taytos that i really shouldn't eat. want some?

I have some too. I'm in the middle of a self imposed ban.

Thanks though.

kfallon

Bodhisopha wrote: »

I have some too. I'm in the middle of a self imposed ban.

Thanks though.

Open them and throw them in the bin before they start talking to you :pac:

Bodhisopha

kfallon wrote: »

Open them and throw them in the bin before they start talking to you :pac:

And run the risk of eating crisps directly from the bin tonight? There's no dignity in that.

stupidusername

Bodhisopha wrote: »

I have some too. I'm in the middle of a self imposed ban.

Thanks though.

me too i forgot they were there, till i bought groceries earlier and opened the press and there they were, staring at me.

Eve_Dublin

Ghandee wrote: »

Holy ****!

Are you female?

The clue is in the username.

What planet are you living on? Do you not know any women?

For Forks Sake

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

What planet are you living on? Do you not know any women?

c'mon, this is the internet, what do you think?

Eve_Dublin

stupidusername wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

Really? Does that shock you? I'm not actually going to take loads of drugs and go to a hard house rave...just have a craving...

...or was it the salmon that shocked you?

Bodhisopha

stupidusername wrote: »

me too i forgot they were there, till i bought groceries earlier and opened the press and there they were, staring at me.

We can have a bag tomorrow. We've earned it.

stupidusername

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Really? Does that shock you? I'm not actually going to take loads of drugs and go to a hard house rave...just have a craving...

...or was it the salmon that shocked you?

oh i wasn't shocked. that's just how i look all the time.

:pac:

For Forks Sake

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Really? Does that shock you? I'm not actually going to take loads of drugs and go to a hard house rave...just have a craving...

...or was it the salmon that shocked you?

You could combine both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7DuHVV9E

kfallon

Bodhisopha wrote: »

And run the risk of eating crisps directly from the bin tonight? There's no dignity in that.

So you're resigned to the fact that you will eat them later?

Legwinski

I want KC's..... King Creole and curry chips and maybe some onion rings

stupidusername

Aha Shake wrote: »

I want KC's..... King Creole and curry chips and maybe some onion rings

stop it now.

Bodhisopha

kfallon wrote: »

So you're resigned to the fact that you will eat them later?

Neva that sucka

wolf moon

10 minutes ago i craved ice cold bison vodka + apple juice.
got it, i'm drinking it and craving even more.

Eoin_Sheehy

A good bag of cheese and onion Taytos and a cool bottle of coke.


Normally the craving is a Chinese take-away on a Friday but I had one earlier