Cheryl Cole is sacked by US X Factor bosses

fakearms123 · 26-05-2011 1:07pm #1

Hang up the phone, stop the airwaves, hold your horses, the most unimportant git woman in the world has been sacked from that shite popular tv programme X Factor US. Oh no it's terrible, what will we do, i know, let's cover this story in every single magazine and newspaper in the country :rolleyes:

YFlyer · 26-05-2011 1:09pm

Heading to Google News

Guill · 26-05-2011 1:09pm

I'd still give her one.

Fratton Fred · 26-05-2011 1:10pm

Howay mon, they canna fire wor lass Cheryl.

Latchy · 26-05-2011 1:10pm

You have just started the trend again ?

So seen as you have ......

Russell Brands quote on hearing she had being dropped

Brand told ITV's Daybreak: "Our Cheryl? That cannae be right! Our Cheryl, kicked off X Factor? What, the American one? And I've come to this country in good faith and they've kicked Cheryl off, our Cheryl? Oh no! She's Britain's sweetheart."

Asked why he thinks American viewers would struggle to understand Cole, he remarked: "Is that what they don't understand - the accent? Just listen more, just listen very intently.

"All them things she's saying - that's English."

As the Americans would say ' yes Russell but not as we know it ' . There might be more to it then just her accent , those pants for a start ....Uuugh

Biggins · 26-05-2011 1:12pm

Even the Times today has reported this rubbish.

Guill wrote: »

I'd still give her one.

So would I - if only to shut her up!

YFlyer · 26-05-2011 1:12pm

it was her accent, lol

jester77 · 26-05-2011 1:12pm

Probably happened once she started talking :pac:

prinz · 26-05-2011 1:12pm

Lol at the threads..

Cheryl Cole is sacked...

Good looks = easier life?

Ah well bit of a numpty anyway.

Duggy747 · 26-05-2011 1:12pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

let's cover this story in every single magazine and newspaper in the country :rolleyes:

.....and now you brought it to AH's attention :pac:

Latchy · 26-05-2011 1:17pm

prinz wrote: »

Lol at the threads..

Cheryl Cole is sacked...

Good looks = easier life?

Ah well bit of a numpty anyway.

Another assumption kicked in the head . Back to the drawing board ...again

Irony is lost on OP who started this thread complaining that's it all over the news ...LOL

ejmaztec · 26-05-2011 1:19pm

YFlyer wrote: »

Heading to Google News

It would have been Google Translate, but they don't do Geordie.

Minstrel27 · 26-05-2011 1:20pm

That's my weekend ruined for me. I was going to have so much fun but now I can't, not when Cheryl has received bad news.

Scuid Mhór · 26-05-2011 1:20pm

Wonder if her career will spiral downward from here.

Biggins · 26-05-2011 1:21pm

Minstrel27 wrote: »

That's my weekend ruined for me. I was going to have so much fun but now I can't, not when Cheryl has received bad news.

I sympathise. Its heartbreaking news isn't it?

ejmaztec · 26-05-2011 1:21pm

http://www.geordie.org.uk/

alexa5x5 · 26-05-2011 1:22pm

On Sky news the headlines are Ratko Mladic arrested for his war crimes followed by Cheryl Cole sacked....sad sign of our times that the likes of this is put on par with an war criminal. :rolleyes:

Motley Crue · 26-05-2011 1:23pm

She's a dog alright

Biggins · 26-05-2011 1:23pm

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

Wonder if her career will spiral downward from here.

More like drop again before it soon rises once more like a rollercoaster ride.

I wonder if she ever has been to Blackpool? I love a good ride there.

RachaelVO · 26-05-2011 1:25pm

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

Wonder if her career will spiral downward from here.

One can ALWAYS live in hope!

Biggins · 26-05-2011 1:26pm

RachaelVO wrote: »

One can ALWAYS live in hope!

Meowwwww :pac:

mikedragon32 · 26-05-2011 1:28pm

alexa5x5 wrote: »

On Sky news the headlines are Ratko Mladic arrested for his war crimes followed by Cheryl Cole sacked....sad sign of our times that the likes of this is put on par with an war criminal. :rolleyes:

Well, to be fair: One is directly responsible for causing misery and suffering to millions of innocent people. The other is Mladic.

I'll get me coat.

RachaelVO · 26-05-2011 1:29pm

Biggins wrote: »

Meowwwww :pac:

I know, I should really withdraw the claws... but I probably won't

Biggins · 26-05-2011 1:29pm

mikedragon32 wrote: »

Well, to be fair: One is directly responsible for causing misery and suffering to millions of innocent people. The other is Mladic.

I'll get me coat.

LOL We're in fine form today. Welcome back After Hours! :pac:

Biggins · 26-05-2011 1:30pm

RachaelVO wrote: »

I know, I should really withdraw the claws... but I probably won't

Please don't!

RachaelVO · 26-05-2011 1:30pm

mikedragon32 wrote: »

Well, to be fair: One is directly responsible for causing misery and suffering to millions of innocent people. The other is Mladic.

I'll get me coat.

Ah now, don't stay, we'd miss your sartorial wit...

g'em · 26-05-2011 1:30pm

can folks please stop slagging off the Celebrity and showbiz forum. If you want it moved, report it Seems to be doing ok so far though...

General Zod · 26-05-2011 1:31pm

shenannigans are afoot!

did anyone really expect the american audience could understand her?

Minstrel27 · 26-05-2011 1:31pm

alexa5x5 wrote: »

On Sky news the headlines are Ratko Mladic arrested for his war crimes followed by Cheryl Cole sacked....sad sign of our times that the likes of this is put on par with an war criminal. :rolleyes:

The problem there is you are watching Sky News.

Rabies · 26-05-2011 1:31pm

g'em wrote: »

can folks please stop slagging off the Celebrity and showbiz forum. If you want it moved, report it Seems to be doing ok so far though...

reported

ebixa82 · 26-05-2011 1:32pm

fakearms123 wrote: »

Hang up the phone, stop the airwaves, hold your horses, the most unimportant git woman in the world has been sacked from that shite popular tv programme X Factor US. Oh no it's terrible, what will we do, i know, let's cover this story in every single magazine and newspaper in the country :rolleyes:

and on every forum! oh, the irony...

g'em · 26-05-2011 1:32pm

Rabies wrote: »

reported

Aw

Biggins · 26-05-2011 1:33pm

Its threads like these that make me love After Hours.

Classic!

:pac:

Latchy · 26-05-2011 1:35pm

General Zod wrote: »

shenannigans are afoot!

did anyone really expect the american audience could understand her?

Think it crossed a few peoples minds including mine and saw it mentioned a few times in the British meja

Biggins · 26-05-2011 1:37pm

mikedragon32 wrote: »

Well, to be fair: One is directly responsible for causing misery and suffering to millions of innocent people. The other is Mladic.

I'll get me coat.

That has to be post of the day so far, for me! :pac:

ejmaztec · 26-05-2011 1:37pm

They told her that she was sacked some time ago, but she didn't understand what they were saying. However, when they eventually told her to "haddaway and sh1te ya bastard", it all became clear to her.

Pandora2 · 26-05-2011 1:37pm

No barrier to the reunion with Ashley now so!!:o

g'em · 26-05-2011 1:42pm

She'll be back on the panel in UK XF in no time, herself and Louis will have to patch things up and they'll be playing footsie under the table in no time (he mistakenly thinking she's Gary

. Yer wan Tulipface or whatever her name is from NDubz will now be the "young hip" one and Chezza will be the slightly older model fighting for attention.

And then poor old Gary "I can't dance but I won an Ivor Novello and I don't care if you've never heard of it" Barlow will be left on the sidelines not really having a clue what's going on.

Have to give it to SiCo, he's a clever, clever man.

stovelid · 26-05-2011 1:44pm

The toilet attendants in her local nightclub have been placed on high alert and danger pay following the breaking of the bad news.

Latchy · 26-05-2011 1:46pm

stovelid wrote: »

The toilet attendants in her local nightclub have been placed on high alert and danger pay following the breaking of the bad news.

Oh s*** ......

Vicxas · 26-05-2011 1:47pm

Im heartbroken i am so i am....

pitchnputtking · 26-05-2011 1:47pm

Delighted i cant stand her.

Just hope she dont go back on uk version

Biggins · 26-05-2011 1:49pm

pitchnputtking wrote: »

Delighted i cant stand her.

Just hope she dont go back on uk version

According to the Times, she has severed all connects to the X-Factor tv shows.
(So there is a god! Who knew!) :pac:

It would have been a hell of a embarrassing climb down if she had or does return to it.

dlofnep · 26-05-2011 1:49pm

I quite like her. She's a babe. You're all haters!

stovelid · 26-05-2011 1:52pm

dlofnep wrote: »

I quite like her. She's a babe. You're all haters!

Honestly could never see the appeal. She's a bit skinny.

Fancied Danni Minoque a bit though.

g'em · 26-05-2011 1:54pm

Biggins wrote: »

According to the Times, she has severed all connects to the X-Factor tv shows.
(So there is a god! Who knew!) :pac:

It would have been a hell of a embarrassing climb down if she had or does return to it.

nah, she'll come back, and they'll put such a huge spin on it (and quid in her bank account) that it won't be a climb down at all, she'll be a kind of "head judge" or something like that.

Latchy · 26-05-2011 1:56pm

dlofnep wrote: »

I quite like her. She's a babe. You're all haters!

I don't hate her ,she's always being a pretty face out there from a production line of pretty faces who could sing a bit and was doing well .This is more about people gloating at somebody's fall from grace as much as disliking or hating her .

She might just come back up with another hit record ..who knows .

Naikon · 26-05-2011 1:59pm

I hate anything and everything Xfactor related. I would ban the damn show if I were a state dictator.

dlofnep · 26-05-2011 2:03pm

stovelid wrote: »

Honestly could never see the appeal. She's a bit skinny.

Fancied Danni Minoque a bit though.

lol @ danni minogue.. She's filth and has nothing on Cheryl. Cheryl's a babe, and you're a hater!

stovelid · 26-05-2011 2:06pm

dlofnep wrote: »

She's filth

One would hope so.....

AudreyHepburn · 26-05-2011 2:07pm

It is a sad state of affairs when this news story tops stories like the arrest of Serbian war criminal Ratko Mladic, the architect of the Srebrenica massacre.

Cheryl Cole is sacked by US X Factor bosses

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