Going out? What do you take with you?

Biggins

Going out? What do you take with you?

Every time I go out besides the usual stuff I take with me (money , phone and keys, etc), I take some other stuff too always if possible.

Example: Camera, electronic bug detector, recording device, a pen like device that extents itself with a magnet at the end of it, a multi-tool pen-knive device, a pen and notepad, a plastic bag.
(All the above in a green canvas bag)

I was just wondering if anyone else takes other unusual stuff with them and care to say?

Hookah

Electronic bug detector?

SeaFields

Are you Inspector Gadget biggins?

kfallon

Biggins is the Irish McGyver :rolleyes:

wild_cat

Biggins wrote: »

Example: Camera, electronic bug detector, recording device, a pen like device that extents itself with a magnet at the end of it, a multi-tool pen-knive device, a pen and notepad, a plastic bag.
(All the above in a green canvas bag)

Where would you be headed with that loot where it would be useful?

Do you really need a pointer for heading to the shop?

hondasam

Biggins wrote: »

Going out? What do you take with you?

Every time I go out besides the usual stuff I take with me (money , phone and keys, etc), I take some other stuff too always if possible.

Example: Camera, electronic bug detector, recording device, a pen like device that extents itself with a magnet at the end of it, a multi-tool pen-knive device, a pen and notepad, a plastic bag.
(All the above in a green canvas bag)

I was just wondering if anyone else takes other unusual stuff with them and care to say?

you the new Bond 007 ?

did you forget the kitchen sink.:pac:

KeithM89_old

A knife and some duct-tape. Its all you need

tommy21

Spectacles, testacles, wallet and watch.

Biggins

Hookah wrote: »

Electronic bug detector?

I work often in sensitive areas. Legit legal areas.

SeaFields wrote: »

Are you Inspector Gadget biggins?

Feel like it sometimes.

I'm just curious (aka: nosey) as to what stuff others also carry.

Chris P. Bacon

Johnnies,i never leave the house without them

hondasam

Biggins wrote: »

I work often in sensitive areas. Legit legal areas.

my filthy mind is in overdrive :pac::p

nyarlthotepful

I always bring a book. You can't be too careful when it comes to boredom. Better to be prepared to amuse yourself, you never know when you might need to.

kfallon

Biggins wrote: »

I work often in sensitive areas

Oh so you're a 'gooch' massager? :pac:

Biggins

wild_cat wrote: »

Where would you be headed with that loot where it would be useful?

Do you really need a pointer for heading to the shop?

No comment on the first part.
On the latter, the device will seemingly innocent and very useful at times to me, can be used with training (and I'm very trained in a number of martial art areas) as an effective non-lethal weapon for defence. In other words, a device for going for specific nerve conjunction points of the body that can be rendered locked or numb. Allowing one to walk away.

Thatnastyboy

Phone, wallet, keys, smokes,

But no matter where I'm going, and no matter how long for;

I will Always take a drink with me, I feel awkward being/going anywhere without a bottle of water or coke or anything, I could go without me bolox, but not a drink.. Even when walking to the pub, which is very close, I will bring a drink for the walk up.. It's not ocd, i think , its just the need for constant hydration..

Leads to needing to have a piss every ten minutes of my life though..

Kiera

kfallon wrote: »

Oh so you're a 'gooch' massager? :pac:

The part between your asshole and balls. See! I do learn stuff on Boards

Joey the lips

Rohypnol....


I like the idea of the bugs.

Where do you buy these. They would be excellent in womens toilets...

Fremen

Just get an iphone. There are apps for all of those things.

Biggins

Kiera wrote: »

The part between your asshole and balls. See! I do learn stuff on Boards

Aaa... Thanks. Didn't now that myself till now! :pac:

hondasam

Biggins wrote: »

Aaa... Thanks. Didn't now that myself till now! :pac:

fallon is full of useless information.

Duggy747

Chloroform + a napkin is a man's best friend.

1 pocket has me keys and wallet while the other pocket has me phone and fags.

Back pockets did contain shìt-change until they bore a hole in almost every pair of jeans I have. Should really stop putting change there.

Chris P. Bacon

Kiera wrote: »

The part between your asshole and balls. See! I do learn stuff on Boards

gooch
The piece of skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute. The gooch is also attached to the bacon strip which is located directly on the undercarriage of the testes.

"I think i need to get deodorant for my gooch, it always sweats profusley, I think the gooch glands are swollen."

blackbird98

Biggins wrote: »

a pen like device that extents itself with a magnet at the end of it,

for gathering the loose change on the pub floor????:D

Sanjuro

Biggins wrote: »

Going out? What do you take with you?

Every time I go out besides the usual stuff I take with me (money , phone and keys, etc), I take some other stuff too always if possible.

Example: Camera, electronic bug detector, recording device, a pen like device that extents itself with a magnet at the end of it, a multi-tool pen-knive device, a pen and notepad, a plastic bag.
(All the above in a green canvas bag)

I was just wondering if anyone else takes other unusual stuff with them and care to say?

Biggins, are you really Jack Bauer?

hondasam

Biggins wrote: »

Going out? What do you take with you?

Every time I go out besides the usual stuff I take with me (money , phone and keys, etc), I take some other stuff too always if possible.

Example: Camera, electronic bug detector, recording device, a pen like device that extents itself with a magnet at the end of it, a multi-tool pen-knive device, a pen and notepad, a plastic bag.
(All the above in a green canvas bag)

I hope you never get arrested, you might have some explaining to do:pac:

Biggins

blackbird98 wrote: »

for gathering the loose change on the pub floor????:D

I wish.
Try lifting most coins with a magnet. It don't work.
Bummer.

Claasman

everywhere I go,
I always take the weather with me,

Kiera

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

I feel sick!!!

AgileMyth

Just the normal stuff really:
Phone, keys, fags ,wallet, 2x jam sandwiches, a roll of tinfoil and a cat named Tony.

k4kate

Biggins wrote: »

I wish.
Try lifting most coins with a magnet. It don't work.
Bummer.

Are any of you people normal?

Hookah

Biggins wrote: »

I work often in sensitive areas. Legit legal areas.

Let me guess. You're ex-special forces now working in personal security?

Would it not be better to use a multi-band jammer than a bug detector?

Biggins

k4kate wrote: »

Are any of you people normal?

The people in After Hours?
You have to ask? :pac:

hondasam

k4kate wrote: »

Are any of you people normal?

define normal ?

Chris P. Bacon

Kiera wrote: »

I feel sick!!!

See what us men have to put up with now

k4kate

Biggins wrote: »

The people in After Hours?
You have to ask? :pac:

And the gooch???
Will never look at Gooch Cooper in the same light again


The temptation to tell everyone in pub watching the Kerry matches will be too much for me I know

Biggins

Hookah wrote: »

Let me guess. You're ex-special forces now working in personal security?

Would it not be better to use a multi-band jammer than a bug detector?

Its 50/50.
Multi-band jammers can be got around (like everything else). I just prefer the detector (one that works up to a higher than normal bandwidth range of 6.5) just to have on me at all times for more accuracy and actual device detection.

k4kate

Am I normal?
Friend, in my head I am the most normal person I know.
I border on boring

Kiera

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

See what us men have to put up with now

Sweaty balls sounds rank!!

I think i need to get deodorant for my gooch, it always sweats profusley

Kiera

k4kate wrote: »

And the gooch???
Will never look at Gooch Cooper in the same light again


The temptation to tell everyone in pub watching the Kerry matches will be too much for me I know

In fairness he looks like a ballbag as it is.

JohnMarston

Was this thread just an excuse for Biggins to tell us what he keeps in his pockets?

Hookah

Biggins wrote: »

Its 50/50.
Multi-band jammers can be got around (like everything else). I just prefer the detector (one that works up to a higher than normal bandwidth range of 6.5) just to have on me at all times for more accuracy and actual device detection.

Will they detect a GSM bug?

myflipflops

I never go anywhere without a pen.

Also, for my 1st couple of months in a new country, i will always have 2 passport photos with me.

It sounds mental but I was amazed at the amount of things you need a passport photo for in some countries. Bank account sir? Passport photo. Blood test sir? Passport photo. Ham sandwich sir? 2 passport photos.

hondasam

k4kate wrote: »

Am I normal?
Friend, in my head I am the most normal person I know.
I border on boring

you sound like a crazy lady to me

k4kate

Kiera wrote: »

In fairness he looks like a ballbag as it is.

Don't know what you mean, when I watch matches it is purely to admire their skill and ability

Biggins

Hookah wrote: »

Will they detect a GSM bug?

Simple answer is, it depends on the right type of equipment your using to be honest.
Standard industrial are somewhat more limited to searching them out but they are not useless in a good respect. Other tools are available that are better though.
(No more can said said about that though here)

k4kate

hondasam wrote: »

you sound like a crazy lady to me

Crazy??

HMMMM, how do you make thast out


I assure you, 8 psychiatrists have pronounced me sane

The other 4 disappeared before they could write their reports

Hookah

Biggins wrote: »

Simple answer is, it depends on the right type of equipment your using to be honest.
Standard industrial are somewhat more limited to searching them out but they are not useless in a good respect. Other tools are available that are better though.
(No more can said said about that though here)

Mum's the word.

Kiera

k4kate wrote: »

Don't know what you mean, when I watch matches it is purely to admire their skill and ability

He is in ads too you know!

K-9

Biggins is The Citizen I think.

k4kate

Kiera wrote: »

He is in ads too you know!

Ads for ball deodorant, underwear, condoms???

Biggins

JohnMarston wrote: »

Was this thread just an excuse for Biggins to tell us what he keeps in his pockets?

LOL Hell no. I haven't told you everything I carry anyway. :pac:

I'm just being (a) a nosey sod! (b) trying to bring a more lighter topic to AH and (c) REALLY trying to be a nosey sod!