I need a new life.

The Scientician

Anyone got any suggestions for one?

fedor.2.

Ill swap ya mine

Absurdum

IMF Chief?

strokemyclover

Post $1 to Happy Dude, 743 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield

The Scientician

Absurdum wrote: »

IMF Chief?

I reckon I can keep it in my pants, so I'll put that in the "Maybe" pile.

Ghandee

Reincarnation, get reborn dude.

Chuck yourself under a train/lory, its like playing lucky dip, only bloodier!

Fukuyama

Hmm....

Okay. Buy a factory. Convert it into an industrial styled living quarters. Do 6,000 push-ups everyday.

Buy a black, 1970s sports cars.

Drive around Dublin and kick the **** out of any junkie you see. You will be known as a hero and will get all the wimmenz.

Mr. Rager

Try masturbation. Ive never looked back

Fukuyama

Why do you need a new life by the way?

fabbydabby

Get a job washing dishes for scientists in a research centre at the south pole.

Seriously, those jobs exist!

The Scientician

Dean0088 wrote: »

Why do you need a new life by the way?

My old one's getting me down.

Links234

Have you done anything to try and change certain aspects of your life that are getting you down? Maybe try different/new things?

Laisurg

What is it about your current life that gets you down?

sheesh

you could try being an outdoorsie type of person, always going out on hikes with the lads from the hiking club walking tours of europe GB and places like tibet during the summer months skiing or ice climbing in the winter.

Are you near somewhere you could surf boarding lessons tried it once and felt great after it.

you could end up being supremely fit and its a good way to meet new people

can you sing at all (i mean in tune with other people not well) you could join a choir most choirs will practice once a week some would have a couple of concerts a year so not a huge commitment also try amature dramatics.

you could try doing a course in something.

CreepingDeath

Ghandee wrote: »

Reincarnation, get reborn dude.

Chuck yourself under a train/lory, its like playing lucky dip, only bloodier!

Too late, he should've done that on Rapture day.

Saila

climb everest

hondasam

The Scientician wrote: »

Anyone got any suggestions for one?

what is wrong with the life you have now?

The Scientician

Links234 wrote: »

Have you done anything to try and change certain aspects of your life that are getting you down? Maybe try different/new things?

I've tried and failed. Right now my job is making it hard for me to do anything other than my job!

The Scientician

sheesh wrote: »

you could try being an outdoorsie type of person, always going out on hikes with the lads from the hiking club walking tours of europe GB and places like tibet during the summer months skiing or ice climbing in the winter.

I should try something like this all right. I love going for walks but got no one to go for them with. I find if I'm walking with someone I can go for miles whereas if I'm on my own I get bored very quickly.

Chuck Stone

Get drunk.

hondasam

you are luck to have a job !

The Scientician

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Get drunk.

That didn't work the first 1000 times, not sure why it would work this time.

cesc77

Are you a serial-killer?

Whats the body count so far,horse?

Absurdum

get a sex change, play with new vagina 24/7, eternal joy & happiness ensues

The Scientician

cesc77 wrote: »

Are you a serial-killer?

Whats the body count so far,horse?

If you include Daddy Longlegseses I'd say about a dozen, excluding them I'd go with 0.

hondasam

join the priesthood

Cork boy 55

Move to New Ireland

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=70058159

Laisurg

The Scientician wrote: »

That didn't work the first 1000 times, not sure why it would work this time.

Good old mary jane helped me through some tough times ^.^

Ghandee

The Scientician wrote: »

I've tried and failed. Right now my job is making it hard for me to do anything other than my job!

Ok, more serious answer as it at least looks like your serious.
If your job sucks, do what ji did in the late 90s/early 00's (presuming you have no commitments) do voluntary work for missionaries etc.

In my late teens/early twenties I got to see Honduras, Haiti, Kenya, and Bangladesh. The work ranged from teaching, building houses, some light labour was also involved.

No, it doesn't pay (you'll get a modest living allowance and accom)

But the satisfaction you will get when you see the look of joy on that genuinely in need person will be worth more than any cash, also you'll gain priceless experience about the world, and enjoy pleasant climates, and make life long friends!

This is one of my most serious replies on AH, (EVER!)

cesc77

The Scientician wrote: »

I should try something like this all right. I love going for walks but got no one to go for them with. I find if I'm walking with someone I can go for miles whereas if I'm on my own I get bored very quickly.

*sniffle*

Quite poignant this wee post.

Bear with me as Im marrying together some of the suggestions.Why not have a few sherbets,not too many,but to the point where you are a bit squiffy.Then go for a dander down the road.(preferably in daylight)

Believe me,the craics mighty,you wont be bored and youll have the best ideas.

Absurdum

asl op?

Temptamperu

I feel you OP. My lifes drab and boring too and im looking for a change, its one of the reasons i joined boards :cool: The overses voluntary work sounds good or maybe something closer to home.
Maybe a new hobby like martial arts or something could be the key.

Chuck Stone

The Scientician wrote: »

That didn't work the first 1000 times, not sure why it would work this time.

You're doing it wrong.

You're letting yourself sober up.

The Scientician

cesc77 wrote: »

*sniffle*

Quite poignant this wee post.

Yeah I just realised I sounded a bit..


http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/4char-forever-alone-guy-high-resolution.png

Icarus152

I'm fairly new to AH myself but I'd like to tell you a story about how my life got transformed.

I was born in the States,Philadelphia to be exact and spent most of my childhood playing with the other kids,normal stuff.A few of us got quite good at basketball and that could have went places.

Anyways,I got in to a fued with a couple of other the guys in neighbourhood and my Mom thought it would be a good idea for me to 'visit' my relatives in Ireland.Lol,I'll never forget the taxi driver that drove me from the airport.He had two of the biggest furry dice hanging from the mirror I'd ever seen.

We pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I took one look at my Kingdom,felt like the Prince of Bel-air.

Latchy

Pfft...,,,some people need to get a life .

cesc77

Icarus152 wrote: »

I'm fairly new to AH myself but I'd like to tell you a story about how my life got transformed.

I was born in the States,Philadelphia to be exact and spent most of my childhood playing with the other kids,normal stuff.A few of us got quite good at basketball and that could have went places.

Anyways,I got in to a fued with a couple of other the guys in neighbourhood and my Mom thought it would be a good idea for me to 'visit' my relatives in Ireland.Lol,I'll never forget the taxi driver that drove me from the airport.He had two of the biggest furry dice hanging from the mirror I'd ever seen.

We pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I took one look at my Kingdom,felt like the Prince of Bel-air.

Then what happened,what happened next,come on.......gwan what did you do,what did they do......Im on tenterhooks here,like.......

Jaysus my refresh button is wearing out.....Quick,quick,what happened?

Youre a tease,you are.All that talk of furry dice and then you leave us hanging.Has your internet connection gone down?Its like a real-life episode of 24 here!

*takes valium due to excitement levels.......just relax and let the story unfold....*

stovelid

The Scientician wrote: »

I love going for walks but got no one to go for them with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNczxeLX1_g

Kevin Duffy

The Scientician wrote: »

I should try something like this all right. I love going for walks but got no one to go for them with. I find if I'm walking with someone I can go for miles whereas if I'm on my own I get bored very quickly.

Here ye go, fill yer (walking) boots

dj jarvis

fjsanchez wrote: »

Try masturbation. Ive never looked back

you should never look back when running away from a pensioner shouting
" hey you - yea you in the bushes "

The Scientician

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Here ye go, fill yer (walking) boots

I prefer horizontal mountains.

Kevin Duffy

The Scientician wrote: »

I prefer horizontal mountains.

So asking for help, saying you like walking but have nobody to walk with and then knocking back a bit of help to get people to wallk with. Good plan, best of luck.

cml387

cesc77 wrote: »

Then what happened,what happened next,come on.......gwan what did you do,what did they do......Im on tenterhooks here,like.......

Jaysus my refresh button is wearing out.....Quick,quick,what happened?

Youre a tease,you are.All that talk of furry dice and then you leave us hanging.Has your internet connection gone down?Its like a real-life episode of 24 here!

*takes valium due to excitement levels.......just relax and let the story unfold....*

SKRRK! SKRRK SKRRK!

previous user

If you can afford it, travel the world for a couple of years and experience a myriad of possibilities
through other people's cultures.

The Scientician

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

So asking for help, saying you like walking but have nobody to walk with and then knocking back a bit of help to get people to wallk with. Good plan, best of luck.

Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. I just don't think I'm at the level where I could go mountaineering. It would definitely be a more medium term prospect. Apologies for my snarkiness.

cesc77

cml387 wrote: »

SKRRK! SKRRK SKRRK!

Care for a valium?

Im as excited as you are but Im not psych(o)tic.

I know its a pain but please break it down what that means.I hate having to write here when I know I may be missing out on episode 2 as a consequence so please excuse my abrubtness.

pant pant

Kevin Duffy

The Scientician wrote: »

Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. I just don't think I'm at the level where I could go mountaineering. It would definitely be a more medium term prospect. Apologies for my snarkiness.

In fairness to you, it is AH, the rarity of genuine help being sought and offered makes for misunderstandings.

Thos are walking clubs at the link, very few have any mountaineering going on.

ArtyM

previous user wrote: »

If you can afford it, travel the world for a couple of years and experience a myriad of possibilities
through other people's cultures.

+1
but make sure to watch every episode of Banged up Abroad before you go - it will ensure you dont make any incredible mistakes.

Jenroche

Run away and join the circus.

madison2011

Foster a couple of troubled teenagers with serious attitude and behavioural issues. You'd love it!

mconigol

Get a mini-call?

I believe they used to come with a life back in the day. There might be one knocking round ebay.