Halp me

Fago!

I don't know how to spell help. I keep spelling it as halp.

halp me

Sarky

But spelling it as "halp" is 67.34% more adorable. If you learn to spell it correctly I predict a fall in the mean number of interested bitches AND hos.

Fago!

Sarky wrote: »

But spelling it as "halp" is 67.34% more adorable. If you learn to spell it correctly I predict a fall in the mean number of interested bitches AND hos.

How would I make that percentage reach at least 97% adorable?

Sarky

Tricky. You may need to increase the number of times you spell "please" as "plz" and "May I have...?" with "can haz...?"

And practice a girlish giggle. Bitches love giggling.

Fago!

Ahhh. So much to learn, so much time, so little effort. But I'll try. I'LL TRY!

Storminateacup

Be all like bitch can i halp you up, right after you knock her out for putting onion on your sandwich...

Its like, tough man with an edge of a conscience.


Let me kno how it goes for you.

Bitches just loveeeee a challenge

Storminateacup

Wow awkward.


I met some dude I shifted - drunk - back in september, at the cinema tonight. About to pop. What does he do? Introduces himself. Good thing too cause I only vaguely recognised him from facebook. I know i am sh,t hot and all, but what kind of a person recognises, or even remembers the name, of someone they kissed practically a year ago.

But then again, if you were lucky enough to be with me, you wouldnt ever forget me

Storminateacup

And Mr Stormy is clearly on his man period too.... Whoever said women were more moody are clearly raving lunatics.

He's hormonal. I'm just constantly angry. In a state of rage.

Atta boy.

Fago!

Is this the dear diary thread?

Storminateacup

Yes it is. I need a rant thread.

Seriously. Women are sluts and need to be tied up and set on fire.

uch

Ok I was saving this but you made me do it!!!!!!!! now your for it!!!!!!!!!!!

sNarah

Hey i just found out boards had, like, loads of different forums. Like, um, I dunno, to name a few... Pregnancy... Personal issues... After hours. Just a few random stabs in the dark.

As for dear Fago! HALP is like a puppy. So all you need a puppy while you are halping, and the percentage will definitely reach 95% or there over.
Sorted! Also, the plume in the hat is always a winner too. Do not forget

Storminateacup

Yesh but they're not as cool as you and Im pretty sure Im banned in Personal Issues! Some amount of freaks in that forum, "I'm afraid of the dark", "My boyfriend is cheating on me" "I have agrophobia and cannot venture outside", "I think people are laughing at me".

Yeah - they probably are. Being honest, like. Don't be asking for peoples opinions if your not willing to hear what you dont want to hear.

Close the fridge, turn off the computer and venture on outside into the big bad world, and theres no mod standing with their modding stick ready to smack someone for hurting your feelings.

Theres nothing as bad as weak people. Grow a back bone. FFS.

Storminateacup

Also.

Here are your puppy alter egos.

Fago, I'ma start with you. If you were a puppy, you would be;



sNarah. You're next. You're the baby one getting bitten.


Sarky with a doggie beard.



Me with wrinkles.


And the internet-homo that hasn't been here in ages, and one would hope got caught in a tree whilst pretending to be a hot air balloon..

sNarah

We have our very own Internet homo? Do tell more!

Red Hand

Wilsht mnay poelpe wlil tihnk taht tihs is dfifcilut to raed, you siltl mgaanegd it, eh?

Fago!

How many tiems do i have to tell you dad, I DON'T SPEAK BOSNIAN!!!

popsmar

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If you are typing it incorrectly then you can create a custom shortcut key to automatically change it when you are typing. Go into options spelling and grammar and click the autocorrect options then create a setting to auto fix it each time, only works on a PC. Also check the other options for spellcheck.
I can’t spell either....

Red Hand

Fago mispelt his username when joining up. I have it on personal authority that he would prefer to be known as Figo. If you are on intimate terms with him, then Figarro.

Storminateacup

i think fido is better

Red Hand

As in a pooch?

Storminateacup

no a name

Red Hand

Know, I no what you mean. I actually no a Doctor No. From Ballyboreen.

Fago!

Like Fig Rolls?

sNarah

More like Rolo's

Red Hand

Fig Roll....was he one of the Rolls from Tourrynard? Past Tim Pat's cross?

sNarah

No no, you are mistaken, it's cranberry roll, from up the road, you know, yer man nextdoor to Mrs. Finnegan? Wears a cap and smokes the pipe? Rides the unicycle to get his pint in Donnegans every evening?

Red Hand

The Spinmaster? Hooks for hands and has an eyepatch over each eye? Am I thinking of the right Roll? Cause there's a few of them there now...

Star Lord

Flojo

Awww yeah, bitches love lolcats shizz. :pac:

Fago!

Bitches also love foreplay

Sarky

No, YOU love foreplay!

Smeefa

FLOORPLAY

Fago!

Sarky wrote: »

No, YOU love foreplay!

This isn't not not untrue!