Plenty of Fish

alcomoholic

Alright fess up,
how many of you are on it and how many of you have got the ride from it!!

wonderboysam

dolphins?

admiralofthefleet

cool story bro, lol wut, blast it with piss, yer oul wan, im 12 what is this.......

El Guapo!

No thats for losers.
I get a ride the old fashioned way...........chloroform and a rag. :cool:

RachaelVO

What?????????

You'll always have a plaice in my sole??????

Chris P. Bacon

These "your ma" sayings are getting very old,for gods sake be original and think of something funny.

Sonovagun

Too many rides to remember, Smooch is better!

Crann na Beatha

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SoupyNorman

alcomoholic wrote: »

Alright fess up,
how many of you are on it and how many of you have got the ride from it!!

joshrogan wrote: »

Yea I got a ride off yore ma!

o_0 This is painful to read.

The King of Moo

Troy McClure, is that you?

Chris P. Bacon

Veles wrote: »

Your da's ma?

Be original I said

Kevin Duffy

You're not saying if you are, no? Fúck off asking questions you're not answering yourself.

Jarren

http://ninjalite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/plenty-of-fish.jpg
:pac:

STIG83

Did you get a ride of POF OP? Fess up!!

Galway K9

I got a few rides from it but wasnt just going for that, just didnt work out, 1 was absolutley brutal in bed i act had to fake it.:D

bonerm

I'm on it. So far I got 2 emails back. Both from mermaids. One was top-half human bottom-half fish. The other bottom-half human top-half fish.

I didn't write back because I couldn't decide which one to choose.

Galway K9

bonerm wrote: »

I'm on it. So far I got 2 emails back. Both from mermaids. One was top-half human bottom-half fish. The other bottom-half human top-half fish.

I didn't write back because I couldn't decide which one to choose.

Well if it smells like trout take it out, and if it tastes like chicken....keep on liicking!

Hookah

Me mate went on a spree on it last year. Met 14 girls, got the ride 11 times.

I keep meaning to sign up.

STIG83

Hookah wrote: »

Me mate went on a spree on it last year. Met 14 girls, got the ride 11 times.

I keep meaning to sign up.

Thats good going!!

Snowie

nope the portugease and the japanease keep over fishing them :mad:

Green Peace.

Hookah

STIG83 wrote: »

Thats good going!!

He has the requisite charm.

Still, a lot of lonely, horny people out there.

Fittle

I bet the majority of AH'ers got a cyber-ride from POF at the very least:rolleyes:

omerin

For the purposes of this thread i did a bit of research and can confirm that you wouldn't bring half of them hunting.
As for the 11 out of 14, well I hope the rash clears up soon

squod

PUT MY FECKING POST BACK>

cosanostra

Never had a profile set up myself but my mate met a girl on it she turned out to be a right nymphomaniac with a few kids all to different guys she met on pof!

fontanalis

The King of Moo wrote: »

Troy McClure, is that you?

I thought he was dead!

Kevin Duffy

fontanalis wrote: »

I thought he was dead!

I didn't say he was dead, I said he sleeps with the fishes.

mfceiling

I know a lad from mayo who was staying with a mate of his in ashbourne.
Logged on to plenty of fish...within 45 minutes of logging on he was up to his nuts in guts with a young one in a near by estate!!

holystungun9

Batter tha.

Galway K9

mfceiling wrote: »

I know a lad from mayo who was staying with a mate of his in ashbourne.
Logged on to plenty of fish...within 45 minutes of logging on he was up to his nuts in guts with a young one in a near by estate!!

happened me too hee:D

Daegerty

I would have got a ride if it wasn't for me forklift running out of diesel on the way over to collect her

Galway K9

Daegerty wrote: »

I would have got a ride if it wasn't for me forklift running out of diesel on the way over to collect her

Was she heavy

Daegerty

Galway K9 wrote: »

Was she heavy

yea would have just used the car otherwise

Sonovagun

How many people have signed up to POF since this thread started?

thehairyelbow

Sonovagun wrote: »

How many people have signed up to POF since this thread started?

Console

POF = crap
Average Dating site = crap

Dating sites are all about what gender you are.
If you're a woman you'll enjoy it a hell of a lot better than a guy.

up for anything

Console wrote: »

Dating sites are all about what gender you are.
If you're a woman you'll enjoy it a hell of a lot better than a guy.

I don't know about that! The men on here seem to have it a lot better than I've found it or at least possess less discrimination. I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles.

Console

up for anything wrote: »

I don't know about that! The men on here seem to have it a lot better than I've found it or at least possess less discrimination. I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles.

well in fairness take what the average bloke on here says with a pinch of salt :pac:

I remember watching a youtube video ages ago about a a few guys creating a fake female profile. Too see what the site is like on the other side. The fake profile had 50 mails within an hour of joining and loads of IM chats popping up.

If anything that tells ya the ratio right there. 20 guys to 1 girl :pac:

Chnandler Bong

up for anything wrote: »

I don't know about that! The men on here seem to have it a lot better than I've found it or at least possess less discrimination. I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles.

Maybe you should let one of these guys poke you with their 40' barge poles they might be able to force your head out of your arse:rolleyes:

Kanoe

know a girl on this, hooks up with a fella once or twice a week. wouldnt be my cup of tea but she def gets more action on there than she would on a regular night out. She also thinks she's the sh!t now.

Daegerty

up for anything wrote: »

I've been a member for a year and haven't found one man on there that I would give the time of day to, let alone allow to poke me with their supposedly 40' barge poles.

Thats a strange one considering your username

up for anything

Chnandler Bong wrote: »

Maybe you should let one of these guys poke you with their 40' barge poles they might be able to force your head out of your arse:rolleyes:

Obviously you haven't had a bite on there yet. :P

up for anything

Daegerty wrote: »

Thats a strange one considering your username

If I had a cent for every time I've heard............. :cool:

Griffen262

alcomoholic wrote: »

Plenty of fish

Theres plenty of whales there too tbh...

Console

zxy wrote: »

know a girl on this, hooks up with a fella once or twice a week. wouldnt be my cup of tea but she def gets more action on there than she would on a regular night out. She also thinks she's the sh!t now.

Reminds me that I was shown two girls in particular on POF, who lets say, sum up the reality of a certain percentage of people on that site. if not all dating sites in general.

Girl 1 uses the same username on all sites. So if you put her name into google her sex and swinging sites come up + photos of her naked as well as what can only be described as amateur porn videos (she has sex on webcam in a chat room full of people) ... no mention of that on her pof profile of course

girl no 2 is brilliant. same thing, put her username into google and you'll see a sex site profile with naked pictures of her. While her pof profiles "do not message me for sex! I will block you!" ... the adult profile says looking for one night stands etc.

7sr2z3fely84g5

Perfect site for pat mustard

Console

Princess Unsightly Sportsman wrote: »

Perfect site for pat mustard

You'd have to get up early in the morning to catch him. VERY early in the morning.

Galway K9

Griffen262 wrote: »

Theres plenty of whales there too tbh...

Best pun all night. weldone...pls accept this trophy! he brilliant:Dwhales!

Rds1989

Anyone get the ride from it since this thread started?

Kanoe

Rds1989 wrote: »

Anyone get the ride from it since this thread started?

no but I registered as a lad for the craic

Galway K9

zxy wrote: »

no but I registered as a lad for the craic

as a lad ha:D