Insults in foreign languages - contains Bad Language

ArtyM

Today I have mostly been...Looking up foreign swear words on the internet.
I extended my search from swearwords to insults and thought I would share some of the more amusing/bizzare ones I found.
Anyone come accross any better ones in their travels?


French
Est-ce difficile trouver une cravate plus odieuse que vous? Was it difficult to find a tie more obnoxious than you?

Armenian
Kunem ko hokey I f*** your soul
Terem tchakatet I fart on your head

Bulgarian
Pederas grozen gyrbaw prokazhen Unsightly hunchbacked leper queer
Grozna si kato salata You're as ugly as a salad

Swedish
Må din pung bli överkörd av femhundra siamesiska elefantbögar samtidigt som du får en ananas uppkörd långt upp i rektum May your scrotum get trampled by five hundred siamese elephant fags while a pineapple is shoved far up your rectum

Hebrew
Im hayu samim et hamo'ach shelcha b'tarnegol, hu haya ratz yashar l'shochet If they had to put your brain in a chicken, it would run straight to the butcher.

Japanese
Haha wa pinku saron gyaru da! Your mother works in a nudie bar!

Greek
'ta grafs t'arhedthia mou I write you on my balls

Spanish
Chupe mantequilla de mi culo Suck butter from my ass

Me cago en la leche I s**t in the milk.

Bulgarian
Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your d**k, f**k

Bosnian
Sanjam da prdnem na tebe I dream about farting on you

Afrikaans
voigt sec kaffir - Walk along black man

Yiddish
gayn kakken ofn yam - go **** in the sea.

Icelandish
Afatottari Grandfathersucker

Klingon (yeah, I know)
Hab SoSlI' Quch! Your mother has a smooth forhead

Hookah

'Nique ta Mere', was the gravest French insult I heard during my time there.

chin_grin

I once heard a French man call another something along the lines of "Anglais". As if that calling another man English was the highest insult.

CorkMan

"voigt sec kaffir" which you say is "walk along black man". I think "kaffir" would translate more as the english "Nig*er".

In Spanish: "Tu Madre" is "Yore Ma".

richymcdermott

How ya pronounce these words

Nodin

"Jebo Ti" is the only one I know.

Amalgam

I like the string of 'va te faire' isms that the French use.

Va te faire voir! - Sling your hook, in a go to Hell vibe. You can pretty much use this just about anywhere, with justification, of course. You won't be ostracised, not the case for the two below..

Va te faire foutre!

Va te faire enculer!

Both the above, go and f___ yourself, basically.

spdmrphy

Cagati in mano e schiaffeggati!

Italian for "sh1t in your hand and slap yourself" :pac:

scotty_irish

french:

vas te faire enculé fils de pûte - go fcuk yourself in the ass you son of a hoar. what Anelka said to Dominique!

edit: damn, you bet me to it!

m@cc@

A lot of the Dutch insults involve cancer (e.g. Smerige kankerhoer - dirty cancer-suffering ho).

JohnathanM

Romanian: "Du-te-n pizda mă-tii" - "Go back to your mother's c/u/nt".

Romanian friend of mine in Germany used to say this a lot, usually when dealing with some guy he didn't like. When the Germans part ways they sometimes say "bis dann", and the abbreviated form of the above phrase sounds much the same. Sneaky f'cker.

Amalgam

I love one particular thing, to suggest that someone is pissing their time up the wall with a pointless and over complicated occupation, you suggest:

Il encule des mouches. (he's f___ing flies)

AckwelFoley

VOTRE MÈRE!

Our man in Havana

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Amalgam

snyper wrote: »

VOTRE MÈRE!

You're using the impersonal polite way of saying it. To finish the insult cake with sh_t scented icing, the normal way is to be overfamiliar/chummy *and* insulting.

'..et ta Mére!'

A reverse 'Yore Ma', you can basically reflect an insult with this. To insinuate their mother into what has been said to you. Classy. Fighting usually starts soon after.. Judging by my Summers spent in a small french farming village.

Nodin

Amalgam wrote: »

............ Classy. Fighting usually starts soon after.. Judging by my years spent in a small french farming village.

...always seems to be the small farmers do the best riots over there, for some reason.

TheBucks

Our man in Havana wrote: »

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and it means.... or is it made up?

Lawrence1895

In German: 'Eure Eltern sind Geschwister'...comes handy when you are taking the p*** out of the supporters of a football club you don't really like

And there is 'Krapul', 'Reetkieker' or 'Smeerlap' commonly used in the flemish part of Belgium

Mena

ArtyM wrote: »

Afrikaans
voigt sec - Walk along black man

"Voetsek" actually. I won't repeat the other word as it's a racial slur of the worst type.

Vat jou kak en loop.

davetherave

Arabic:
Airi Fe Sabahak = My d!ck on your forehead
Ibn sharmuta = Your mother's a hoor

Serbian:
Ni vreden pol kurca!= You're not worth half a c0ck!

Spanish:
Cago en tu leche = I **** in your milk
Hijo de la gran puta = Son of a great whore
Vaya por chingada! = Go fu€k yourself

And just for sheer randomness, Pashto
Sta mor spay da = Your mother is a dog

Doyler92

Ah, a collection.

Break all ties

Our man in Havana wrote: »

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Very good. Is she working at the layby today?

These are much better Bulgarian insults:
Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba: Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, f*ck.

Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata: Your mother sucks bears in the forest.

redfacedbear

Vitu - the Finnish for c unt

Lawrence1895

redfacedbear wrote: »

Vitu - the Finnish for c unt

You speak Finnish? Did I get this one right? 'Nyrkillo tapettava houra'

Herb Powell

Our man in Havana wrote: »

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Tee mayka ye prosteetooka?
Your mother is a prostitute?
what about a simple "vas et mourir"

bnt

Mena wrote: »

"Voetsek" actually. I won't repeat the other word as it's a racial slur of the worst type.

Vat jou kak en loop.

You beat me to it - I've also seen it spelled with a "r" i.e. voertsek. The "v" in Afrikaans is soft, closer to "f". As for the other word ... it wasn't originally a racial slur or a swearword: it's actually Arabic for "heathen". To a Muslim, I am a qafir, with the "a" pronounced "k". The Colonial Govt. used it officially for years e,g, there was a K****r Board (African Affairs) in Pretoria.

I learned Afrikaans when I lived there - it's a great language for swearing in. Bliksem! Jou ma se moer, pielkop!

Herb Powell

WAS EINE SCHLAMPE!!!

WIZE

Fotze

Aarnikotka

redfacedbear wrote: »

Vitu - the Finnish for c unt

Actually, it's 'vittu'.

Lars1916 wrote: »

You speak Finnish? Did I get this one right? 'Nyrkillo tapettava houra'

And no you didn't get it right, it's 'nyrkillä'. Good effort though

Glad to be of service

Lawrence1895

Herb Powell wrote: »

WAS EINE SCHLAMPE!!!

Arschloch, Wichser, Hurensohn

J_E

I hear many Polish people use "Kurwa" when talking, I think it means bitch.

Salope is whore in French. Poutain is bastard.

Here's one to remember for French:

[SIZE=-1]Le jour où les cons voleront, tu seras chef d'escadrille
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] if one day assholes can fly, you'll be squadron leader[/SIZE].