a name for new irish currancy

jakdelad

suppose we dump the euro
what name could we call the new stuff
punt is old fashioned and crappy
irish pound is to englishy

how about the irish greener
the greener was quoted at being worth a dollor eighty on the markets today
any suggestions???

Dob74

werfuct
wecantpayeu
brokassmfers
thegortamor

flutered

the boct

Keith186

Our new currency would probably be so worthless we could just use bog roll.


'I'll have a pint of Guinness'


"Twenty sheets sir"

charlemont

The Bollox .. As anytime you go abroad its a pain in the Bollox to change currency.

unit 1

The Peat, made up of 100 sods.

It would of course be backed up by our new central bank called bord na mona, which would keep our reserves, bales of briquettes, in our new fort knox called the bogs of Allen:D

stimpson

The Ohno.

mike65

The Denial

Misspelling: currancy - inspires me.
How about Currants?
Look juicy, but are probaly only rabbit droppings. Seems appropriate....

Praetorian Saighdiuir

IOU's

Berns

how about..... IOU

HellFireClub

Something that ryhmes with Punt anyway...

Berns

benwavner wrote: »

IOU's

!!!!!!!

strokemyclover

The Jedward

Befitting if you ask me (not because of their performance tonight but longer-term something that can't be taken seriously)

Adamisconfused

Swizz Franc. The subtle difference might fool some.

Crann na Beatha

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Tar.Aldarion

The uh... currantcy

partyatmygaff

The Irish Eurodollar pound seeing as we've the dollar to our west, the pound to our east and we're in the EU.

RichT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnlETLgxB7I

Bottle_of_Smoke

If we leave the euro we'll have to get into sterling or we might as well use monopoly money.

"These Islands Pound"

TheDukeOfEarl

The Irish Dollar. Or even better, The Irish Dolla

Daegerty

The Cúnt

the groutch

The Wonga

lastlaugh

Snots.

That will be twenty Snots please Sir.

Oranage2

We should call it the Irish Deutsche Mark


or

'Africa's charity appeal for Ireland' Dollar (ACAI) dollar

General General

The Scholar... or the Feckel... or the Guan... or the Fart (said with a Drogheda accent)...

We could then say: that thing's not worth two Farts!

The Irish Spank is another one...

Oh... & the Peig.

lastlaugh

Oranage2 wrote: »

We should call it the Irish Deutsche Mark
(ACAI) dollar

Or the Irish Douche Mark

Captain_Generic

The "Thunder Hammer", I mean someone has to spice up the market

true

Our new notes should be called Pennies, because thats all they will be worth once our new currency is not tied to anyone.
Litre of petrol ; five hundred penny sheets , please, and a kilo weight of that new paper money if you want to fill up...

or how about just calling the new currency "funny money"

A great side effect is it will reduce the amount of brown envelopes ...it willl be brown boxes you have to bribe with though...

longshanks

The blaas, subdivided into blips.

How much for the tropical fruit magnum?

Lets call it 2 blaas

How much??

Alright, 1 blaa 85 blips.

We can do this

purity

leprecoin

allprops

The bent

Drumpot

"The banc"

bonerm

Sterling

W.Shakes-Beer

Hookersworth.

shadowninty

Raisin

lastlaugh

Peanut.

true

beggarnote

bicardi19

herp derp!

Xivilai

The Richie Kav

Oranage2

Can we call it ~ The 'Euro Squared' were each euro squared is worth the amount of a normal euro thats been squared:

Euro € - Euro Squared €^2
1 = 1
2 = 4
3 = 9
4 = 16
. = .
. = .
. = .
100 = 10000

Xivilai

Lets go back to using Cattle

Captain_Generic

Oranage2 wrote: »

Can we call it ~ The 'Euro Squared' were each euro squared is worth the amount of a normal euro thats been squared:

Euro € Euro Squared €^2
1 1
2 4
3 9
4 16
. .
. .
. .
100 10000

Would the deficit not be squared as well?

Whats public anger squared

bonerm

Oranage2 wrote: »

Can we call it ~ The 'Euro Squared' were each euro squared is worth the amount of a normal euro thats been squared:

Euro € - Euro Squared €^2
1 = 1
2 = 4
3 = 9
4 = 16
. = .
. = .
. = .
100 = 10000

That'd mean your change loses value.

Daniel S

The Swiss Franc.







The currency of the best country in the world.

sollar

it would have to be the punt and we would call it the pound.

Or the irish dollar

General General

mtb_kng wrote: »

The Swiss Franc.







The currency of the best country in the world.

Liechtenstein?

Son Of A Vidic

A new currency? How about the Euronot. As in - your not getting another fucking penny from us.

unknownlegend

BealBocht, made up of 100 child's tears. A fiver shall be called a FearGorta

Glenster

Just call it "Da Currancy", keep the skobes happy.

Irish Guitarist

It should be an unpronounceable symbol like Prince changed his name to a few years back. We could call it 'the currency formerly known as punts'.