€120 million..

TheMilkyPirate

That's roughly the size of the cheque you would be getting if you won the euromillions tonight.

So, what's the first thing you'd do?

I'd get started on the plans for my house buy a sh!tload of land and put a golf course out the back and a big fuck off lake for my jetskis yaa baaaaby

Biggins

First thing?
Book flight tickets.

Second? View homes in Nice, France.

ladypip

First thing on on a three month holiday

JohnathanM

Buy a yacht. The I could sail to the Bahamas in it, crewed by hookers.

mikemac

Hire a secretary, more attractive the better

She'll deal with my begging letters.

I'm not sure how to deal with my long lost cousins and relations who suddenly emerge from the woodwork. Sorry, who are you again?

TheMilkyPirate

Biggins wrote: »

First thing?
Book flight tickets.

Second? View homes in Nice, France.

Forgot to mention said house would not be in ireland!

Mr Benevolent

Have Biffo, Lenny and Harney taken out as an example.

red menace

Once I had my solid gold house and my rocket car I would be happy enough.
Maybe a plate of Liver and onions

Thatnastyboy

10 cans of linden village, and go nuts.

Id still be broke till I actually got the money...

orourkeda

Take a dump and wipe my arse with a €100 note.

Then i'd spend a week or two in vegas licking coke off lap dancers knockers

zuroph

I ****ing forgot to do it. FML

tman

Make Charlie Sheen proud...

Buy a couple of houses, sort out my family, go on holiday for however ****ing long I feel like it...

cml387

Buy Boards.ie.

There'd be some changes,I can tell you.

Paparazzo

Straight to Ducati in Clonskeagh

Dj

First thing i would buy is a big f**k off tractor, not your normal tractor it will have gps, cruise control, A/C the works.

I'm not a farmer by the way, just want to drive slowly around the country annoying people

http://bit.ly/it0iDO

Mauricmo

buy Ireland.

Thatnastyboy

Dj wrote: »

First thing i would buy is a big f**k off tractor, not your normal tractor it will have gps, cruise control, A/C the works.

I'm not a farmer by the way, just want to drive slowly around the country annoying people

http://bit.ly/it0iDO

buy that Fendt, it does have gps, cruise control and a/c. also a seat like no other.

Dj

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

buy that Fendt, it does have gps, cruise control and a/c. also a seat like no other.

Have you had a go on her? Top speed of 60km/h not to shabby.
I need some sort of attachment think i'll get a slurry tank.

Amhran Nua

Buy Bank of Ireland from the government.

Not sure what I'd do with the other one hundred and nineteen million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety six euros and fifty three cent though.

Yakult

ladypip wrote: »

First thing on on a three month holiday

jesus, your too exciting for your own good




:pac:

ilovelamp2000

Biggins wrote: »

First thing?
Book flight tickets.

Second? View homes in Nice, France.

France ?

Biggins

ilovelamp2000 wrote: »

France ?

Aye. France.

zuroph

I hear its Nice.

irishmanmick

Bribe a load of FIFA officials and bring the World Cup to Ireland - their votes are for sale nowadays and sit back and watch the sales for my bunting company rocket!

bonerm

I'd buy one of those guitars, that are like, double guitars, you know?

My name is URL

2 chicks at the same time, man

bonerm

My name is URL wrote: »

2 chicks at the same time, man

Very adventurous of you. I think I'd go for just the 2 chicks at the same time.

Daegerty

Buy a Skoda and drive to the end of South America via Russia & the states.

Get a nice beour off eBay and live on a remote tropical island

Daegerty

Dj wrote: »

Have you had a go on her? Top speed of 60km/h not to shabby.
I need some sort of attachment think i'll get a slurry tank.

I'll just get a fecking rolls royce with a PTO shaft made for me. and 8 speed manual gearbox. Cant have all those horsepowers and not be able to pull a trailer with it.

For Forks Sake

Was looking at this when I was in Palma last week. I suppose €120m would probably allow me to hire it for 10 days

Captain_Generic

JohnathanM wrote: »

Buy a yacht. The I could sail to the Bahamas in it, crewed by hookers.

Ah, a sturdy vessel for some semen

seanob43

bonerm wrote: »

I'd buy one of those guitars, that are like, double guitars, you know?

120 million for the person that gets this reference...

Ruu_Old

feelingstressed wrote: »

Hire a secretary, more attractive the better

She'll deal with my begging letters.

I'm not sure how to deal with my long lost cousins and relations who suddenly emerge from the woodwork. Sorry, who are you again?

Trapdoor or "release the hounds".

TheUsual

Buy the house next to Georgia Salpa.

Then woo her ... (with the 120 million).

cesc77

Far too much money for the man in the street to deal with.All of a sudden he has the threat of kidnap to worry about.

But on the plus side....a nice wee saunter into work on Monday.Alright boss?Say what youve always wanted to say and walk out to a standing ovation.

Couldnt live where I do now,so a wee two year flit around the globe having good friends join me for a good lash up.

I would invite all of the ladies who are restricted by the super-injunctions,as they are obviously all dirty,filthy ...err good craic lasses who have been badly treated

Oh,and a sneaky finger to the lovely girl who sold me the ticket tonight.If she would have me of course:)

grizzly

Buy 100 gaffs in one day and have everyone think the Celtic Tiger is off again.

Celly Smunt

TheUsual wrote: »

Buy the house next to Georgia Salpa.

Then woo her ... (with the 120 million).

shame she's cock eyed really

Duke Fame

seanob43 wrote: »

120 million for the person that gets this reference...

Is it otto in the simpsons? Looking for Beas money off grandpa

Its doing my head in now.

€120 million, Id buy a dinosaur

ilovesleep

I'd pack my bags and go to a remote island in thailand.

Amhran Nua wrote: »

Buy Bank of Ireland from the government.

Not sure what I'd do with the other one hundred and nineteen million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety six euros and fifty three cent though.

You'd need a few billion for that.

swordofislam

I'd get my blog up and running.

Angron

Upgrade my PC. Beast it up!

TheUsual

pmcmahon wrote: »

shame she's cock eyed really

he he he .... you said cock.

JohnathanM

Denny M wrote: »

Upgrade my PC. Beast it up!

Perhaps a Tianhe-IA?
"...equipped with 14,336 Xeon X5670 processors and 7,168 Nvidia Tesla M2050 general purpose GPUs. 2,048 NUDT FT1000 heterogeneous processors are also installed in the system" (wikipedia)

Then again, perhaps you're not much of a gamer?

cesc77

JohnathanM wrote: »

Perhaps a Tianhe-IA?
"...equipped with 14,336 Xeon X5670 processors and 7,168 Nvidia Tesla M2050 general purpose GPUs. 2,048 NUDT FT1000 heterogeneous processors are also installed in the system" (wikipedia)

Then again, perhaps you're not much of a gamer?

comp geeks forum

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Im willing to bet you have a semi after typing all of that.

J_E

Mauricmo wrote: »

buy Ireland.

You'd be landed with all that debt though :eek:

Chuck Stone

buy a fur coat and a cane.

brembo26

I reckon I would get somebody to build me a gingerbread house, then id eat it, die of heart failure and take every cent with me to my over sized grave. I wonder how much it would cost to be buried in croke park?

Voodoomelon

I'd make a 5 year plan to give away €100m in the most constructive way I could. Its a sickening amount of money for one person to receive when so many have nothing. And I ain't a natural tree-hugging do-gooder, the euromillions justs gets to me when the jackpot's that big.

It would be my "job" as such to donate to as many causes as possible, from big to small. Then I'd waft off into the distance in my Phantom and €20m.

blindpilot

Quit my damn job. That'd be first. The rest would take care of itself.

UglyBolloxFace

To the numbers 07,12,28,32,43 and 05,09 I would like to say this:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

admiralofthefleet

baraca wrote: »

So, what's the first thing you'd do?

add a bit to it and pay what i owe