I'm weird. Are you?

abouttobebanned

Ice lolly sticks. I can't touch them. Can't enjoy a mint feast unless I cover the stick with the wrapper. I can't even look at someone holding the stick.

Why are you weird?

El Horseboxo

I have to take a shower with my clothes on. I then remove them and use the wet clothes as a wash cloth. Then have to sit in the passenger seat of my car with the heating on for me to dry. Once dry i use the air freshener as cologne.

The_Kew_Tour

I love to scratch me hole!!!!!

red menace

My wife gives out to me in the supermarket when I start arranging the shelves. I feel the need to face off all the jars unless it Lloyd Grossman then I have to turn his smug face so it faces away from me.

I also won't take a can from the fridge in work if it leaves an odd number
I'll wait until some one else takes one first.

haydar

Can't stand touching carpet especially rubbing it.

I can't even stand other people touching it

Dartz

I don't know what my problem is, just that it's a big one. I prefer to leave it that way, like the elephant in the room of my psyche, sitting their, muching on frustration, expanding and getting fatter until one day... KABOOM!

stupidusername

I have to say pie-late-s in my head before I can say pilates.

my toes, ankle, and lower spine crack when i walk, and my jaw cracks when I eat.

I never read from the beginning of anything. start like a paragraph down. every frickin time.

Deus Ex Machina

I think sexual intercourse is no better than enjoyable food, good movies or music and loads of other stuff, and that it is blow out of all proportion by society.

OutlawPete

I don't like people looking at me when I'm eating.

I don't like people walking behind me really closely.

I have sex with chickens.

Captain_Generic

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I think sexual intercourse is no better than enjoyable food, good movies or music and loads of other stuff, and that it is blow out of all proportion by society.

You're doing it.............inadequately

El Weirdo

stupidusername wrote: »

I never read from the beginning of anything. start like a paragraph down. every frickin time.

How did you know what the OP was about, then?

Chris P. Bacon

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Ice lolly sticks. I can't touch them. Can't enjoy a mint feast unless I cover the stick with the wrapper. I can't even look at someone holding the stick.

Why are you weird?

What....are mint feasts back???

Azureus

I have to fold sandwiches in half before I eat them.
I can never take something from the front row of a shelf, i have to take it from the back.

Oranage2

I listen to the same song over and over again like 10 times

If i like a movie i'd watch it 2-3 times in a row

themadchef

Mmmmm Crunchies, but i have to batter the living daylights out of it, open it and pour it down my throat. Durrrrrty but noice

Bobjims

I can't wear clothes that have tags on the inside. I can't touch them for the life of me or even look at them for long. Can't stand when someone's tag is sticking out of their shirt. Whenever I get new clothes I have to get someone to cut off the tags. I'm weird.

themadchef

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I think sexual intercourse is no better than enjoyable food, good movies or music and loads of other stuff, and that it is blow out of all proportion by society.

Youre right, bad sex is worse than no sex at all. Give me a wabbit any day over a insecure gimp who will tip his load on his Y fronts. Then again, im sure if i didint tie the handcuffs so tight and released the gag a bit, they might not be so eager to get it over with :eek::D

Im sure you'll get there

Foxhound38

I seriously can't abide the sound of somebody using a sweeping brush on concrete. Don't like the feeling of a sponge against my skin either *shudder*

Caoimhín

The sound a dry marker makes when trying to write. But im odd and come from a long line of odd people.

stupidusername

El Weirdo wrote: »

How did you know what the OP was about, then?

yeah... well i'd miss a whole lot if i didn't go back over what I read... so means i've to read everything twice.

Foxhound38 wrote: »

I seriously can't abide the sound of somebody using a sweeping brush on concrete. Don't like the feeling of a sponge against my skin either *shudder*

hate the sound of a brush across concrete... or scraping against metal...

Deus Ex Machina

themadchef wrote: »

Youre right, bad sex is worse than no sex at all. Give me a wabbit any day over a insecure gimp who will tip his load on his Y fronts. Then again, im sure if i didint tie the handcuffs so tight and released the gag a bit, they might not be so eager to get it over with :eek::D

Im sure you'll get there

I've had good and bad, it isn't all it's cracked up to be in my opinion. Not saying it's bad, just saying that there are plenty of other things which I personally find just as enjoyable, and yet they aren't held as the be all and end all.

abouttobebanned

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Ice lolly sticks. I can't touch them. Can't enjoy a mint feast unless I cover the stick with the wrapper. I can't even look at someone holding the stick.

Me too actually.

Anything really dry like that. Certain newspapers too, I have to turn the pages by the very corner because if my fingers rub off the page it gives the willies. Not in the good way either.

kfallon

People think I'm weird cos I like an occasional 'sneaky finger' but in years to come, when it's the 'norm' in your sex lives, ye'll look back and say, "God that kfallon guy, he was a sexual visionary and we persecuted him!" while your partner pokes your 'fudge' :pac:

stupidusername

kfallon wrote: »

People think I'm weird cos I like an occasional 'sneaky finger' but in years to come, when it's the 'norm' in your sex lives, ye'll look back and say, "God that kfallon guy, he was a sexual visionary and we persecuted him!" while your partner pokes your 'fudge' :pac:

why not just stick some stuff up your bum, and be done with it?

Biggins

I'm the Irish Victor Meldrew.
I'm older, I'm grumpy and I have long come to the conclusion I frankly don't have to take schite shoved in ma face!

Don't like it? ...Well go swing a big wang!

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

why not just stick some stuff up your bum, and be done with it?

That's like me telling you to shove stuff up your gee and you'll never need sex again :rolleyes:

Amateurs, amateurs :pac:

kfallon

Biggins wrote: »

I frankly don't have to take schite shoved in ma face!

Mrs Biggins a disaster in the kitchen? :pac:

ft9

I can't stand sitting down!

SadieSue

Patterns with lots of circles kind of make me feel a bit wiggly. For example the peel on an orange or the bubbles formed on a pancake when it is cooking. The sound of plastic wrap being scrunched up makes me wince and so does the feel of wet wool.

stupidusername

kfallon wrote: »

That's like me telling you to shove stuff up your gee and you'll never need sex again :rolleyes:

Amateurs, amateurs :pac:

hmmm, I see. teach me oh wise master

kfallon

ft9 wrote: »

I can't stand sitting down!

None of us can while we're sitting

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

hmmm, I see. teach me oh wise master

Boards members all over our great little country will be trying it this weekend, just be gentle at first tho

hondasam

OutlawPete wrote: »

I don't like people looking at me when I'm eating.

I don't like people walking behind me really closely.

I have sex with chickens.

you Don't like people looking when you eat chicken ?

karl tyrrell

I dont like the smell of bins and when people eat there dinner and leave some on there plate when there finnished it makes me sick have to leave the room a am the weirdst

stupidusername

kfallon wrote: »

Boards members all over our great little country will be trying it this weekend, just be gentle at first tho

and where is this happening? can I partake in it?

hondasam wrote: »

you Don't like people looking when you eat chicken ?

who does?

Kevin Duffy

For some reason, cardboard egg boxes make my teeth itch. I shuddered even writing this.

Biggins

kfallon wrote: »

Mrs Biggins a disaster in the kitchen? :pac:

She gonna slap you for that ya know!

Kevin Duffy

Biggins wrote: »

She gonna slap you for that ya know!

And he won't able to defend himself, 'cos you know where one hand is gonna be....

Birneybau

karl tyrrell wrote: »

I dont like the smell of bins and when people eat there dinner and leave some on there plate when there finnished it makes me sick have to leave the room a am the weirdst

Too many examples of mistaking "there" for "their" make me want to kick a cat.

There are many in my area. I'm mad, me!

Biggins

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

And he won't able to defend himself, 'cos you know where one hand is gonna be....

Holding a magnifying glass?

gargleblaster

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

make my teeth itch

Love this description.

Does it literally make your teeth feel itchy, or are you just using it as a way of describing how maddeningly uncomfortable you feel?


I think we're all weird like this in some weird way. It's the ones that claim they have no weirdnesses like this that you have to look out for.

stupidusername

gargleblaster wrote: »

I think we're all weird like this in some weird way. It's the ones that claim they have no weirdnesses like this that you have to look out for.

or the ones that say i'm well weird me!

nathansredarmy

i like films starring tom hanks am i weird:D

Kevin Duffy

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

make my teeth itch.

gargleblaster wrote: »

Love this description.

Does it literally make your teeth feel itchy, or are you just using it as a way of describing how maddeningly uncomfortable you feel?

Little of column A....
It's an old phrase, but very appropriate here 'cos for some reason I can't fathom, I always imagine myself having to chew the box - you know the grey egg boxes with a textured surface - and it almost brings tears to my eyes.

The Princess Bride

Everytime I see the word WEIRD I have to say

- i before e except after c except in weird which is w-e-i-r-d.

So this thread is really upsetting me.

Have a good night .

Kevin Duffy

msthe80s wrote: »

- i before e except after c except in weird which is w-e-i-r-d.

I am given to understand that this "rule" has more exceptions that applications, so that should really upset you, sorry. A few listed here if the thread hasn't already ground your gears enough.

mattjack

I,m not weird..but the various ex,s living under my floorboards are......

ISDW

I like to go on internet forums and discuss things that I really don't care about with people I don't know and will never meet - hopefully.

bluecatmorgana

I used to have weird oddities like all of you, then I discovered I had a mental illness and meds helped me not notice crap like my shoes not in the correct position but I still do the washing hands OCD thing, never got rid of that one.

AckwelFoley

i dont know. Set up a poll

Aoifey!

I have scroll halfway down a page, then down the full way, then up, yhen down again, before reading.

I rearrange the games and movies in Xtra Vision if they're not in the right order.

I have to have the sofa/bed pointing a specific direction or else I can't sleep or sit down in comfort.

If someone touchs one of my hand I have to touch the other.

The list goes on. Oh the joys of OCD.