The Apprentice UK 2011 - Weeks 1 and 2

MagicMarker

Only just found out this is on tonight!!!!! :eek::eek:

Tuesday nights just got interesting! :cool:

Lady Chatterton

Meet the new candidates

Candidate's profiles

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/

DeepBlue

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/candidates.shtml

What's with all the sour faces?
Maybe they were expecting the BBC photographer to do the usual "Say cheese" and instead he/she said "You're shit!".

Crackity Jones

MagicMarker wrote: »

Only just found out this is on tonight!!!!! :eek::eek:

Tuesday nights just got interesting! :cool:

And tomorrow night! Think its only on Tuesday for this week as a bonus episode.

seligehgit

Can't wait but where are the hotties?:D

Irish Fire

MagicMarker wrote: »

Only just found out this is on tonight!!!!! :eek::eek:

Tuesday nights just got interesting! :cool:

Great something to watch.........

MagicMarker

15 minutes and counting.

amdublin

Yay it's back!

Gunsfortoys

Ah jaysus the Tyrone lad.

Thumpette

Dont tell me the skys the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

Love it!

Here we go!

amdublin

Y'all watching the Eurovision or sumpin'?

ibarelycare

Has it been a year already???? Just found out 2 mins ago by accident that this was starting tonight!

See he's looking for an enterpreuner instead of an apprentice. Bill Cullen's doing the same this year too.

Lapin

Right shower of poncy candidates this year.

ibarelycare

Why do they always come up with terrible team names???

Edit: Jesus Melody is full of BS

Superbus

That flowing locks guy is a douche.

Lady Chatterton

I love that Northern Irish accent. I hope he has more going for him than his super sexy voice.

MagicMarker

Accountant will go first, looks out of his depth.

CoalBucket

Always takes a week or two to get to know the candidates before it gets good. Im still laughing at Stuart Baggs "The Brand" from last year

DeepBlue

ibarelycare wrote: »

Has it been a year already????

Nope, Seems it started in October last year.

Lady Chatterton

Is that an orange :eek: :eek:. Is he for real?

Superbus

'Is that an orange?'

ibarelycare

MagicMarker wrote: »

Accountant will go first, looks out of his depth.

Especially with what he just said. He's basically going in blind and has a "let's see what happens" attitude. Not going to cut it with Suralan Lord Sugar & co!

ibarelycare

DeepBlue wrote: »

Nope, Seems it started in October last year.

Ah jesus...and look who started that thread :o:pac:

laugh

Few crazies in there.

RxQueen

MrsD007 wrote: »

Is that an orange :eek: :eek:. Is he for real?

Superbus wrote: »

'Is that an orange?'

what dopes

Lapin

£152 on oranges out of a budget of £250.:eek:

I think the lads are fcuked already.

Gunsfortoys

Jesus your one that was trained by al gore , Desmond tutu and the Dali lama is nuts.

Lady Chatterton

Jaysus, that Northern lad is a bit of a hottie !!!!!!

Gunsfortoys

MrsD007 wrote: »

Jaysus, that Northern lad is a bit of a hottie !!!!!!

Hate nordie accents myself.

Lady Chatterton

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Jesus your one that was trained by bob dole, Desmond tutu and the Dali lama is nuts.

I think you will find she said Al Gore

ibarelycare

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Hate nordie accents myself.

Yeah, 'specially Tyrone ones

amdublin

We're just going to roll with the punches, yeah.

Innit.

Lady Chatterton

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Hate nordie accents myself.

I'd say you might be from Cork, are you?

Gunsfortoys

MrsD007 wrote: »

I think you will find she said Al Gore

Whoops. was thinking bob dole due to a Simpsons episode earlier.

amdublin

Okay so the muppet master (the bearded lad) has to go.

Lapin

If I was on the blokes team I'd have decked the PM by now.


Twice.

Superbus

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Jesus your one that was trained by bob dole, Desmond tutu and the Dali lama is nuts.

Maybe Bob Dole should run. Bob Dole thinks Bob Dole should. Actually, Bob Dole just wants to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole. BOB DOLE!

padraig_f

Boys are screwed, big markup on those fruit-salad bowls & simple to make.

CoalBucket

The girls have 170 boxes at £2 a box + £90 odd left over, jesus the idiot blokes are gonna get away with it

Then again maybe not !

Lady Chatterton

£2 seems alot for some fruit pieces.

Gunsfortoys

ibarelycare wrote: »

Yeah, 'specially Tyrone ones

I like a sexy girdling meath accent.

ibarelycare

padraig_f wrote: »

Boys are screwed, big markup on those fruit-salad bowls & simple to make.

And their PM is useless!!!

Thumpette

Boys PM is an arrogant arse!

MagicMarker

2 quid for soup and 2 quick for OJ? :eek:

Lady Chatterton

My favourite northern word - "sit E ation" and he said it

df1985

drove home like michael schumacher beacuse i forgot to set it to record....love this show!

amdublin

Lapin wrote: »

If I was on the blokes team I'd have decked the PM by now.


Twice.

The muppet master. He's a mentaller.

Gunsfortoys

Jesus the Tyrone lad had to show em how it's done.

ibarelycare

MagicMarker wrote: »

2 quid for soup and 2 quick for OJ? :eek:

I'd pay it for soup but crazy for OJ!!!

amdublin

CoalBucket wrote: »

Always takes a week or two to get to know the candidates before it gets good. Im still laughing at Stuart Baggs "The Brand" from last year

Yeah and remember Red Jacket from the Irish one.

steve9859

The lads PM is going to get smacked by someone before this series is over!