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  • Registered Users Posts: 34,461 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Oh sweet Jesus. Tell me I haven't waited over a year for a piece of styrofoam!

    ship.jpg


  • Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That looks like a piece of painted poo
    Is that stock or limited edition?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,067 ✭✭✭safetyboy


    Ltd :(


  • Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    300px-Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 10,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Andrew76


    Hahahah ffs that has to be a piss take! :pac:

    Is this game coming from the same devs that brought us that cack Turrican rip off? Fair play to folks wanting to support indie devs and all that but I really hope folks haven't wasted your hard earned on it.
    urbanledge wrote: »
    That looks like a piece of painted poo
    Is that stock or limited edition?

    You've really taken to the shmup genre if your poo comes out shaped like that! :D


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  • Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    China_Foam_Plane_Toy20107191119391.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,067 ✭✭✭safetyboy




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,067 ✭✭✭safetyboy


    Some nice info on Battle Garegga

    http://shmuplations.com/garegga/index.htm


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,067 ✭✭✭safetyboy


    Sturmwind has shipped, cant wait to play foam ship in the bath.

    "I can confirm that you order has been dispatched and sent in the meanwhile - the change of the order to "completed" is an internal notification from our office that DHL has sent us the confirmation.

    Have a lot of fun with the game and if there are further questions, don't hesitate to contact us again!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Still not had mine shipped. No email, no DHL code, nada. ****ing right browned off. :mad:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 34,461 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Same here. I want my foam toy :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,067 ✭✭✭safetyboy


    Pyongyang wrote: »
    Still not had mine shipped. No email, no DHL code, nada. ****ing right browned off. :mad:

    I had to go to support and add a ticket, they got back after a few hours


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Just logged in to check. Order status now says 'completed'. No emails, no DHL code, no reply to my support ticket. What a bag of grapefruits.


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,461 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Had a look and mine is exactly the same.

    Bit of a shock, just checked the address and for some reason my county isn't listed. It just says 'Bray, Ireland'.

    eeek!

    edit - checked under my personal information and it's listed there. That's really strange. Ah well, at least I have a fallback there if it goes tits up.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,106 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    The improbable has happened: a Cave game coming to PS3 in the form of Ketsui! http://www.siliconera.com/2013/05/05/ketsui-for-ps3-coming-on-july-25-with-limited-edition/


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,461 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Is it kind of a given now that all European copies of Sturmwind would have been delivered?

    Starting to get a bit concerned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    My LE arrived about 5 mins ago. The model ship is actual a lot better than people are making it out to be I reckon.

    I love the little magnetic snap shut case too. No need to worry about damage either. Mine was shipped in a cardboard box and in about 900 jillion layers of bubble wrap. :)


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,528 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    All this talk of Sturmwind, still haven't heard if the damn thing was worth the wait, or is it so bad that the eternal wait has rendered you all shmup fools?????
    Probably not, funny if it were true, but probably not.....

    So, what's it like?

    Need a review!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    I'm going to hook it up to my capture rig tonight and do an upscaled HD capture/review/first impressions.

    Initial buzz around the Web is that this game is worth it's salt. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,461 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Pyongyang wrote: »
    My LE arrived about 5 mins ago. The model ship is actual a lot better than people are making it out to be I reckon.

    I love the little magnetic snap shut case too. No need to worry about damage either. Mine was shipped in a cardboard box and in about 900 jillion layers of bubble wrap. :)

    Oh great! Hearing that is a relief. I'll hold back on sending angry emails until Monday :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    OK, I've made a video. Just need to do some commentary and upload it.

    Hopefully it will upload tonight but I've to be up at 4am for a taxi collecting me for work so an early night awaits!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    As promised. Here's my Sturmwind video:



  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 10,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Andrew76


    Looks decent enough. What's up with the controls? I didn't understand what you said.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Andrew76 wrote: »
    Looks decent enough. What's up with the controls? I didn't understand what you said.

    The controls are grand, but on the options screen they are written out wrong for different settings. Type A buttons are backwards etc.

    They had 7 years or so to spot that haha! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,067 ✭✭✭safetyboy


    No sign of mine


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,461 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    safetyboy wrote: »
    No sign of mine

    Same :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,067 ✭✭✭safetyboy


    mine just arrived there, well packed and looks great. now to see if the dreamcast still works. :) ships not that bad. Seems fragile though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,461 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    safetyboy wrote: »
    mine just arrived there, well packed and looks great. now to see if the dreamcast still works. :) ships not that bad. Seems fragile though.

    Ah, I see what happened. They accidentally delivered my one to your house ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,067 ✭✭✭safetyboy


    Dreamcast not working now, just a red light...


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,528 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    Well, now you've no DC I'll liberate that Sturmwind off you, say three fiddy?


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