Butter

Chris P. Bacon

So how do you like yours,real or the fake stuff?

I'm a Kerrygold man myself,you can't beat a load of real butter melting on a warm slice of toast,I know a few people who think its disgusting and for the life of me I cant see how it is.Only last week I saw a girl in work using brown sauce instead of butter,now I like brown sauce but not just spread on a slice of toast.

Guill

Irish Creamery Butter or GTFO!

Poor Uncle Tom

/slow day, eh?

JohnathanM

Butter is the devil's spunk. F'ing horrible stuff. Dry toast, ftw.

W.Shakes-Beer

Real butter on toast. Brown sauce for rashers and sausages.

Glenster

spread is not fake butter, it's not 'anything' butter.

spread is vile.

butter ftw

starviewadams

I hate butter!

TaraFoxglove

Real for taste obviously, but even in summer that stuff is a bitch to spread and one uses too much so I do use fake a fair bit.

Chris P. Bacon

JohnathanM wrote: »

Butter is the devil's spunk. F'ing horrible stuff. Dry toast, ftw.

Dry toast,really?

Kevin Duffy

There's no option in the poll to vote to decide who'll take the horse to France.

JohnathanM

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Dry toast,really?

Yep.

efb

I hate that when your in Spar on some such ordering your sambo and they go butter or mayo... Urg, BOTH!!!

and that tub of half melted dairygold aint butter love!

Liam Byrne

The real thing all the way! Toast, sambos or over new potatoes......yum!

The other gunk ? No way!

Pwindedd

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

So how do you like yours,real or the fake stuff?

I'm a Kerrygold man myself,you can't beat a load of real butter melting on a warm slice of toast,I know a few people who think its disgusting and for the life of me I cant see how it is.Only last week I saw a girl in work using brown sauce instead of butter,now I like brown sauce but not just spread on a slice of toast.

+1 for Kerrygold. It's the stuff dreams are made of. And spreads quite easily if you know the right technique.

Eathrin

Yes, okay, butter is nicer, but it's fcuking impossible to spread. Therefore I choose spread. And it's not really that bad. Is it? (*Waits for yes)

Saila

where does I cant believe its not butter fit into the poll

Chris P. Bacon

Saila wrote: »

where does I cant believe its not butter fit into the poll

Fake id say, I never tasted it what's it like?

Conor Bourke

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm butter, I love it

I remember as a young student nurse, looking blankly at my lecturer during a Care of the Elderly Module lecture when she said that many old people suffer from malnutrition due to poverty/unwillingness to go to the effort of making a nutritious meal if they live alone, and often survive with bread and butter being their main meal. It seems I have the diet of an elderly loner then....

xzanti

Mmmm rich creamery butter

Kerry Gold ftw.. smothered on batch toast.. and a big scaldy mug of tay..

Ghost Estate

i can believe it's not real butter. cause it doesn't taste like fecking real butter to me.

Dudess

Real butter is too hard though - Dairygold ftw. Those nasty low-fat spreads are the work of the devil.

brembo26

JohnathanM wrote: »

Butter is the devil's spunk. F'ing horrible stuff. Dry toast, ftw.

not even a bitta the oul jam?

J. Marston

Fùcking hate butter. Dirty, yucky stuff.

Dudess

You left hummus out of the poll dahling...

JohnathanM

brembo26 wrote: »

not even a bitta the oul jam?

Not a fan. A nice bread, not the pan stuff, with just enough toasting to make it crispy. Once in a while I might add some chilli sauce, but I tend to like it as is.

Chris P. Bacon

Dudess wrote: »

You left hummus out of the poll dahling...

Is that butter?,I never tried it..

aujopimur

Oh the taste of Bandon butter spread on a big thick heel cut from a fresh crusty loaf, yommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

efb

Dudess wrote: »

Real butter is too hard though - Dairygold ftw. Those nasty low-fat spreads are the work of the devil.

101001

why do the percentage of results add up to 108.14%... thats the real question

oooh... 107.89

I LOVE real butter. I was just weak for it on caramelized onion bagels but I don't eat bread anymore so I don't enjoy butter like I used to.

phasers

Not bothered.

superelliptic

JohnathanM wrote: »

Butter is the devil's spunk. F'ing horrible stuff. Dry toast, ftw.

Must be a Flora man, I guess....:)

El_Dangeroso

Dudess wrote: »

Real butter is too hard though - Dairygold ftw. Those nasty low-fat spreads are the work of the devil.

Dairygold is made of nasty vegetable oil! You can buy speadable kerrygold in a tub.

Vegetable oil will give you cancer, heart disease, acne and depression. If that's not a good enough reason to avoid it that I don't know what is..

phasers

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

Vegetable oil will give you cancer, heart disease, acne and depression. If that's not a good enough reason to avoid it that I don't know what is..

*checks ingredients of everything in my kitchen*

Ah fcuk.

Gummy Panda

Real butter to cook my omelette with

xzanti

Dudess wrote: »

Real butter is too hard though - Dairygold ftw. Those nasty low-fat spreads are the work of the devil.

Room temperature is your friend.

deecom

Cant believe people even think of using the fake stuff! Real butter all the way.

Liam Byrne

Saila wrote: »

where does I cant believe its not butter fit into the poll

In the fake option.

How you can "not believe it's not butter" after reading the ingredients is beyond me.

Maybe eating fake stuff leads to memory loss and a lack of basic comprehension ?

OPENROAD

More of these threads in AH please

terenc

Hate spreads, processed sh#t gave me real butter anytime and people actually like it or do they???????????just something to put on bread (habit)

the groutch

Butter is just an excuse for fat people to be able to make it look like they're eating healthy

Chris P. Bacon

the groutch wrote: »

Butter is just an excuse for fat people to be able to make it look like they're eating healthy

So everybody that eats butter is fat?

PandyAndy

Real butter on potatoes, margarine on toast and bread.

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El_Dangeroso wrote: »

Dairygold is made of nasty vegetable oil! You can buy speadable kerrygold in a tub.

Vegetable oil will give you cancer, heart disease, acne and depression. If that's not a good enough reason to avoid it that I don't know what is..

Uhhhh... but it says Low Fat and Omega 3 on the tub. :rolleyes:

emeraldstar

Only the real deal! I hate how solid it is straight from the fridge though.

Warper

Pwindedd wrote: »

+1 for Kerrygold. It's the stuff dreams are made of. And spreads quite easily if you know the right technique.

I dont bother putting it in the fridge as its too hard to spread if you do and you end up just tearing the bread apart. Btw how long does it last just left out in a butter-jar before it goes off?

watna

I miss Kerrygold soooooooo much. NZ butter tastes really funny - like it's a bit off. You can even taste it in baking. I went to South Africa at Christmas and they had Dubliner's cheese and Kerrygold and I almost wet my pants I was so excited.

Unfortunately, butter is my weakness so I've had to stop eating it for the sake of my waistline

Oh_Noes

I have a terrible habit of melting a little pot of butter (proper butter) and pouring it over popcorn when I'm watching a movie It's the best thing ever! I wish they sold it in the cinema.

If you want to store it in the fridge then just put a little chunk of it on a plate and into the microwave for literally 3-4 seconds and it spreads beautifully

dark crystal

the groutch wrote: »

Butter is just an excuse for fat people to be able to make it look like they're eating healthy

Eating butter makes them seem healthy - how exactly? It's pure fat

Real butter all the way for me. Can't eat the other muck.

Warper

Sometimes i use it as shampoo

TaraFoxglove

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

Vegetable oil will give you cancer, heart disease, acne and depression. If that's not a good enough reason to avoid it that I don't know what is..

Lots of things will give you those things.

Must call the Daily Mail and have them add vegetable oil to their "Things that give you cancer" list.

I use veg oil and have throughout my life. I have never had acne.

xzanti wrote: »

Room temperature is your friend.

Even on a warm summer's day, I find the stuff hard to spread.