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Pray for mercy the rapture is coming in 13 days - er, last week :(

  • 08-05-2011 6:47pm
    #1
    rossa morbeg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭rossa morbeg


    There is still time to be saved. Please pray to god to have mercy on you. The rapture is coming on may 21 see www.familyradio.com


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  • #2
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,336 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Fcuk that. Who wants to go looting?!


  • #3
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    My credit card bill is due a few days afterwards, feck it MBNA aren't getting anything from me!


  • #4
    superelliptic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 395 ✭✭superelliptic


    Are you for real?

    Its an honest question - I need to know if you're taking the mickey here, or if you really believe that the planet will stop spinning the week after next?


  • #5
    wildefalcon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭wildefalcon


    Does that mean David Norris ISN'T going to be president?


  • #6
    AhSureTisGrand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    You're at quite a disadvantage preaching on the A&A forum, but you might fare better if you weren't named after a fictional character from a kids' TV show

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  • #7
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Hmmm, repent or Big Gay Orgy????

    ...now where did I leave the lube????


  • #8
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,917 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    yay!! bye bye Christians! :D

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • #9
    magicbastarder
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 50,876 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    rossa morbeg wrote: »
    The rapture is coming on may 21
    are they still touring? they haven't released an album in a few years.


  • #10
    Irish Fire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Irish Fire


    Man 13 days...... that's a long w*&k ........


  • #11
    MacGyver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭MacGyver


    well, its on the internet. It must be true xblF4.gif


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  • #12
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Are we dead yet?


  • #13
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    rossa morbeg wrote: »
    There is still time to be saved. Please pray to god to have mercy on you. The rapture is coming on may 21
    I'd like to sign a deal with you:

    If the rapture happens on the 21st, then I will donate 500 euro to the Irish charity, Concern. If the rapture does not happen on the 21st, then you will donate 1000 euro to Atheist Ireland. I'm happy to set up an escrow account with my half of the money through a solicitor independently recommended by the Law Society, with the agreement considered active, once your money appears in the account and an agreement to this effect has been signed between us.

    Are you up for it?


  • #14
    Irish Fire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Irish Fire


    Gillo wrote: »
    My credit card bill is due a few days afterwards, feck it MBNA aren't getting anything from me!

    You can be sure they'll get you somehow........


  • #15
    catbear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭catbear


    I've got something planned for that day so I'll have to pass, sorry. Have fun though.


  • #16
    Irish Fire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Irish Fire


    robindch wrote: »
    I'd like to sign a deal with you:

    If the rapture happens on the 21st, then I will donate 500 euro to the Irish charity, Concern. If the rapture does not happen on the 21st, then you will donate 1000 euro to Atheist Ireland. I'm happy to set up an escrow account with my half of the money through a solicitor independently recommended by the Law Society, with the agreement considered active, once your money appears in the account and an agreement to this effect has been signed between us.

    Are you up for it?


    Are you trying to buy your way into heaven? :D

    Not a hope of an agreement there........ Nice if it works though :):)


  • #17
    RangeR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,265 ✭✭✭RangeR


    Dammit. I better get at least a week out of Portal 2 when the PSN comes back.


  • #18
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    The Rapture are coming? How much are tickets?


  • #19
    RangeR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,265 ✭✭✭RangeR


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    The Rapture are coming? How much are tickets?

    I'll give ye foive for fifty


  • #20
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    If you've got any nice things you'd like me to look after once you've gone, rossa, just put them in the post. Bigger stuff I'll come and collect.


  • #21
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    PP offering decent odds on this?


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  • #22
    dvpower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    rossa morbeg wrote: »
    There is still time to be saved. Please pray to god to have mercy on you. The rapture is coming on may 21 see www.familyradio.com
    :)
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=70982888&postcount=1


  • #23
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Simply stating it isn't enough. You have to express concerns for our soul and yet sound vaguely passive aggressive about it. State some common misconceptions about atheists and then smugly imply we will regret our path in life.

    Wrap it up with a slimey and dsingenuous statement of intent to pray for our souls.

    That'll get them riled up.


  • #24
    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Zillah wrote: »
    Simply stating it isn't enough. You have to express concerns for our soul and yet sound vaguely passive aggressive about it. State some common misconceptions about atheists and then smugly imply we will regret our path in life.

    Wrap it up with a slimey and dsingenuous statement of intent to pray for our souls.

    That'll get them riled up.

    What about the :eek: inappropriately placed :cool: smileys? :pac: :rolleyes:


  • #25
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    So... party?


  • #26
    branie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭branie


    Ever read the left Behind novels?


  • #27
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    branie wrote: »
    Ever read the left Behind novels?

    I believe the video game is actually kinda good.


  • #28
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Rapture, is that like a rap overture or something?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71fc1yOPDFc


    (ok ok, that's not actually a rap, but maybe we'll see a proper one in 13 days, yay!)


  • #29
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    rossa morbeg wrote: »
    The rapture is coming on may 21 see www.familyradio.com
    dvpower wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=70982888&postcount=1
    I counter with:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=70976308

    fl_026_full.jpg


  • #30
    rockmongrel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭rockmongrel


    Kegger anyone?


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  • #31
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    rossa morbeg wrote: »
    The rapture is coming on may 21 see www.familyradio.com
    Hey, I got another idea (first one's still open, btw)

    I'll pay you 100 euro up front for the right to acquire full ownership of that van from May 22nd, when I presume you'll no longer be needing it. Either way, in two weeks' time, that things going to go out of fashion faster than the rubik's cube.

    PM me and we can arrange the details.


  • #32
    Robert ninja
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,878 ✭✭✭Robert ninja


    Cool. Let me know how it goes n' bring me back somethin' nice.


  • #33
    Irish Fire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Irish Fire


    Ah well.... Time to stock up on tinned food and bottles of water or am I better off with a bucket load of crack and a few whores?? I'm scared now so any and all advise taken on board :)


  • #34
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    I want it known here and now that I absolutely reserve the right to be a bit smug on the 22nd, I don't care if that makes me a wang or what excuses that crowd comes up with as to why they "got the date wrong".


  • #35
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    Fcuk that. Who wants to go looting?!

    Loot that. I wanna go fcuking


  • #36
    Wooden Jesus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Wooden Jesus


    Can't wait! I love a good rapture


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  • #37
    dead one
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭dead one


    Wooden Jesus wrote: »
    Can't wait! I love a good rapture
    Interpenetration of Paul.


  • #38
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    dead one wrote: »
    Interpenetration of Paul.

    Lol Jesus talking to dead chap.


  • #39
    Wooden Jesus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Wooden Jesus


    dead one wrote: »
    Interpenetration of Paul.
    I never penetrated Paul


  • #40
    Irish Fire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Irish Fire


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    I want it known here and now that I absolutely reserve the right to be a bit smug on the 22nd, I don't care if that makes me a wang or what excuses that crowd comes up with as to why they "got the date wrong".

    It was the printers fault, and it was too late when they spotted it???? :)


  • #41
    blackdog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 852 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    Screw that, apparently I am gonna die in 2 days when a magnitude 14 earthquake hit Taiwan and rips it in half. Now thats a premonition with style!


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  • #42
    dead one
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭dead one


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Lol Jesus talking to dead chap.
    smile.gif

    Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?'Matthew 7:22
    But I will reply, 'I never knew you. Get away from me, you who break God's laws.'Matthew 7:23
    Wooden Jesus wrote: »
    I never penetrated Paul
    Are you sure!!!!


  • #43
    MrPudding
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    Don't forget to send the old "I told you so" cards to your loved ones left behind.

    These guys can help.

    http://www.postrapturepost.com/

    MrP


  • #44
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    dead one wrote: »
    smile.gif

    Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?'Matthew 7:22
    But I will reply, 'I never knew you. Get away from me, you who break God's laws.'Matthew 7:23


    Are you sure!!!!

    oh look its Buzz Killington


  • #45
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    so the rapture is the day after LA Noire comes out, balls.


  • #46
    dead one
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭dead one


    krudler wrote: »
    oh look its Buzz Killington
    Yeahbowser_downBstart.gif Is there any problem!!!!


  • #47
    Shulgin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Shulgin


    Herman Cain hints at May 21 campaign announcement


    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/54488.html



    Wasn't Cain the bad boy? :)


  • #48
    TheGodBen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭TheGodBen


    Aww no! I'm just 14 days away from retirement. :(


  • #49
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    TheGodBen wrote: »
    I'm just 14 days away from retirement
    Got two weeks to blow the retirement fund.

    Go for it!


  • #50
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    krudler wrote: »
    so the rapture is the day after LA Noire comes out, balls.

    WHERE IS YOUR/THEIR GOD NOW!?!?!


  • #51
    Undergod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    branie wrote: »
    Ever read the left Behind novels?

    Just looked them up on Wikipedia; they actually look kind of awesome!


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