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What do you think Ireland would be like if we never left the UK?

  • 07-05-2011 10:11pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭


    Probably been similar threads to this in the past, but haven't seen them as a relatively new member.

    Supposing word got around vetoing the Easter Rising and The Redmonites had their way ie; Home Rule within the UK or something akin to it.

    Would The Troubles have been avoided?

    Would we be like Scotland ie; Nuclear Sub bases dotted around our coasts?

    Would we have been economically better off ?

    Would we have a more harmonious ''West-Brit'' type of identity; where this would be a mere geographical term instead of a slur,instead of all the wailing and gnashing of teeth that some of us indulge in about who is or isn't ''truly Irish'', ie; Protestants / Travellers / The 2nd Generation Irish ( who chose to be born in England or the U.S, of course ! )

    What sort of effect would WW2 have had on us?

    Any ideas on the above?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    we would have a proper public transport system in dublin for a start


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭who what when


    Hate to break it to ye but other than a few things running a bit better there wouldnt be much of a difference at all!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭bayern282


    Good point, think there would be a decent motorway / rail network comparable to Scotland's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Full of people that are rabid republicans, love GAA and adore gigantic English football corporations.

    Oh wait..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    we would just be the poor relations ! No different than we are now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 278 ✭✭ICE HOUSE


    Decent football league


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭A.Tomas


    We'd be ignorant f.ucks!

    Which would be alright were it not the fact that we'd be second class citizens.

    There would be less Irish (of whatever description) left in Ireland.

    And we'd be impoverished!

    We were already "in" the UK so why would they have suddenly changed their attitudes. They have not so far. see Northern Ireland.

    Slán.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    we would have a proper public transport system in dublin for a start
    bayern282 wrote: »
    Good point, think there would be a decent motorway / rail network comparable to Scotland's.


    No there wouldn't. Look at the North, roads are crap and public transport is poor.

    Much better off the way we are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    We'd all be speaking English!!!:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    We would of got a day of last Friday.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Not this thread again. More repeats on here then Dave.

    Puts kettle on and pulls up chair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    TheZohan wrote: »
    No there wouldn't. Look at the North, roads are crap and public transport is poor.

    Much better off the way we are.

    dublin was the second city of the british empire so im sure it would be much better then it is now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    We'd be witnessing uprisings against British rule every decade or two.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭Fiskar


    TheZohan wrote: »
    No there wouldn't. Look at the North, roads are crap and public transport is poor.

    Much better off the way we are.

    Erh, economies of scale, we would be a bigger fish seeking better infrastructure AND Metro to the airport would be in place :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    No Riverdance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    A guesstimate of 25000 Irish men dead in WW2.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Fiskar wrote: »
    Erh, economies of scale, we would be a bigger fish seeking better infrastructure AND Metro to the airport would be in place :D

    Economies of scale? lol Metro to the airport? The UK rail network is in bits, privatised and poorly funded. You can dream all you want but the Mainland always gets looked after first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Better train services, motorways since the 60/70's three times the population and lots of republicans constantly blowing up the infrastructure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭Jeboa Safari


    No Riverdance.

    And no Eurovision record holders :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    I'd be spending most my time on boards.co.uk


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    At a guess I'd say we would be probably be a lot more like Scotland, Of course we'd still have our beef with 'England' but we would never have had the trouble that we have had over the the last eight decades. If we had stayed in the Union I guess that we'd now have a couple of Neuclear Sub bases dotted around the coast, quite a few Irish RAF bases dotted around also, with a smallish Ubderground Tube line in Dublin, Trams too, with Tram systems also in Cork & Galway. I guess that we as an island would have also avoided the troubles, Tourism would be much healthier, and then ironically the Irish language would probably be much healthier too! (ala the Welsh language), which ironically has the massive financial backing of Westminster, who we escaped from :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    We probably would have decent beer in our pubs, we might even have London Pride :eek::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    I'd be spending most my time on boards.co.uk

    AH, same thing really :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    TheZohan wrote: »
    No there wouldn't. Look at the North, roads are crap and public transport is poor.

    As opposed to the South which has poured billions into building an infastructure which has no economy to support it. Funny s***.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭swordofislam


    dublin was the second city of the british empire so im sure it would be much better then it is now
    Hot water would be 10 pence a cup instead of 10 cents. Dublin would have been bombed flat during the 2nd world war (the Ack Ack guns would all be in England) Sella field would be in naas, they would have tested the English atom bomb in cork, there would be compulsory abortions for Irish people, Irish children would be harvested for organs f=by the English royal family, all our food would be stolen at the point of a bayonet, the roads would be tiny twisty and terrible, hundreds of thousands of people would have been burned alive in burning experiments by the englush royal family. We would have to eat toenail clippings because the potatos would be blighty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    And no Eurovision record holders :(

    Don't worry, I am quietly confident Ireland will win it this year, we are sending over the A team in terms of Irish music this year ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭swordofislam


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    We probably would have decent beer in our pubs, we might even have London Pride :eek::D
    Put a drop of Washing up liquid in a pint of carlsberg and you've got London pride it is soapy piss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭sollar


    There would be alot more people from the UK settled here, all that land that dev took back would still be in the hands of a few british gentry. We would have the nhs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Put a drop of Washing up liquid in a pint of carlsberg and you've got London pride it is soapy piss.

    :eek::eek: I'm speechless :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    We'd have a free health service, and we'd all know who "The Queen" was.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    decent healthcare :( affordable doctors/hospital beds
    Irish hospitals shameful compared to the UK €50 plus for GPS
    and Godforbid you have an accident €120 A&E


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Hot water would be 10 pence a cup instead of 10 cents. Dublin would have been bombed flat during the 2nd world war (the Ack Ack guns would all be in England) Sella field would be in naas, they would have tested the English atom bomb in cork, there would be compulsory abortions for Irish people, Irish children would be harvested for organs f=by the English royal family, all our food would be stolen at the point of a bayonet, the roads would be tiny twisty and terrible, hundreds of thousands of people would have been burned alive in burning experiments by the englush royal family. We would have to eat toenail clippings because the potatos would be blighty.

    20p allowing for inflation since 2004


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    We'd all wear bowler hats and have dodgy teeth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭bayern282


    any ideas on how our Northern brethren would have turned out, there alway was grief up there pre 1921, however another Somme this time in WW2 might have cemented the communities rather than polarised them, the policies of Craig, Faulkner, Chichester-Clark etc would not have happened if NI had never came about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭swordofislam


    Ireland would be an apocalyptic wasteland inhabited mainly by zombies and werewolves after it all went wrong. But the survivors who after all would envy the dead would be a super race of celtic ninjas.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭swordofislam


    123balltv wrote: »
    decent healthcare :( affordable doctors/hospital beds
    Irish hospitals shameful compared to the UK €50 plus for GPS
    and Godforbid you have an accident €120 A&E
    The RC chirch wouod have demanded that the nhs not apply to ireland in the 50s.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭swordofislam


    bayern282 wrote: »
    any ideas on how our Northern brethren would have turned out, there alway was grief up there pre 1921, however another Somme this time in WW2 might have cemented the communities rather than polarised them, the policies of Craig, Faulkner, Chichester-Clark etc would not have happened if NI had never came about.
    there would have been an NI there would have been 2 home rule parliaments. I visited the Ulster division graveyard at the somme it isn't that big certainly not big enough!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭paddy0090


    They'd be dying to get rid of us! We'd be raping them for everything. In a way we might be like the North of England only on another island. Like the North of Ireland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Ireland would have had a large number of people in a paramilitary group on constant active service, seeking independence, which would have had much support - particularly outside 'the pale'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 535 ✭✭✭bob50


    Oh we would have a currency called sterling which would be ok

    Comapared to the euro for which we might yet have to leave


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    sollar wrote: »
    all that land that dev Davitt took back would still be in the hands of a few british gentry. the Irish farmers who gained it before independence.

    FYP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 378 ✭✭hogflem


    Ireland would have had a large number of people in a paramilitary group on constant active service, seeking independence, which would have had much support - particularly outside 'the pale'.

    And our american neighbors would cry "terrorist threat",and crush us like a cockroach under they're rather large boot heel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    hogflem wrote: »
    And our american neighbors would cry "terrorist threat",and crush us like a cockroach under they're rather large boot heel.

    Na - don't be silly. Irish America would never have allowed that to happen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 378 ✭✭hogflem


    Na - don't be silly. Irish America would never have allowed that to happen.

    They're president is a coloured man with a muslim name,that didn't seem to help all the coloured men, women,and children, who have muslim names, British muslims tried to help and got sent to the guantonamo hilton for their efforts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Would probably be awful in terms of violence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    We'd have proper air displays consisting of more than 2 planes, and none of them would be a beaten up old airliner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    We'd have proper air displays consisting of more than 2 planes, and none of them would be a beaten up old airliner.

    Don't be silly.

    And, what do you mean by 'we'? I doubt there would be occupier air displays as they'd have been a prime target for independence fighters. Too much of a security risk for the occupiers.

    I mean, Mrs Windsor is only feeling relatively safe making her way over here in 2011.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    we'd have british army in all the barrecks in the country severl military air bases full of british fighter aircraft we wouldent be netural we'd be considered british there would be loads of brits living here we'd have an underground rail system which would be good and the buses would be red and id of stayed in NEW YORK:eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,273 ✭✭✭flas


    we would have a proper public transport system in dublin for a start

    after our old one got blown to sh!t in world war two!

    it would be privatised and mad expensive like it is in the uk!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭OMG Its EoinD


    We would probably have a decent broadband infrastructure. Instead of this crappy one we have :(


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