If you met yourself at 13?

Red About Town

If you could go back in time and meet yourself at the age of 13, what advice would you give to yourself?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Put you cock down and go find a girl to pick it up!!! nnnnneeeerrrrrrddddd!

superelliptic

Red About Town wrote: »

If you could go back in time and meet yourself at the age of 13, what advice would you give to yourself?

Less Doom - more chicks

qz

Keep being awesome.

Chris P. Bacon

Keep doing what your doing,you will be awesome when you are older.

richieffff

leern tu spwel

bonerm

don't do what donny don't does!

Leftyflip

That crappy looking black van that says "Free Chocolate" actually has free chocolate...

Missed opportunity

Craebear

Pull out earlier and cum on her tits. Will save a lot of trouble down the line.

Annasopra

It's not your fault

Biggins

Red About Town wrote: »

If you could go back in time and meet yourself at the age of 13, what advice would you give to yourself?

Kop yourself on and study harder.

Damokc

sport is well and good but in the long run, studying more will save endless knee,ankle and hip pain and would probably or more maybe result in being in employment.

and im only 27

PK2008

Never, ever, join boards.ie

the west wing

Your father is going to die in 3 years time, spend more time with him now!!!

Chris P. Bacon

When you are 22 you will do something very stupid and you will lose 2 years of your life,so just think before you act.

UMMMM

Don't drink two litre of cider you will be arrested and 15
Years later you will not live it down! Also moving to Ireland will work itself out !

Jenroche

Save, save, save. But keep it under your matress!

Pedro K

This is like deja vu. Haven't I seen this thread somewhere before? Or have we in fact gone back in time to when such a thread was created?

In which case, where is my younger self, so I can tell me, amongst other things, get a hair cut hippie!

Sefirah

Stop keeping a diary- mom's been reading it for years

Mint Sauce

try harder

Daniel S

When you go to German camp in Munich, and your friend says one of her friends fancies you... GO FOR IT FOR **** SAKE!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Chris P. Bacon

Bin Laden is living in Abbottod Pakistan.

Scuid Mhór

I'm deeply ashamed of something I did when I was thirteen but if I didn't, life probably wouldn't have worked out as it did. If I had the assurance that I'd still be sitting here tonight and nothing would have changed, I'd happily go back and punch myself in the face and tell myself to cop on.

Oranage2

Learn an instrument
Play a sport
Learn MMA
Dont spend so much time online

-could tell myself to work harder in school but if i know me(which i do) i still wouldnt have listened so no point

themadchef

1 Condoms. .... always!!!!!!... Kids arent just for Christmas!

2. The gimp who picked on the weak kids in school? Wait till you see the state of him at 40... drunk, pathetic loser. You will all have the last laugh.

3. Moisturise, moisturise, moisturise!

tony1kenobi

13 year old me wouldn't listen to me because I was a prick when I was 13...and he'd be right.....because I'd give him sh*te advice.....because I am an even bigger prick now.

strokemyclover

I would just give him a piece of paper and walk away.....

"Saturday 7th May 2011: 7,12,24,36,43,45,34"

red menace

You are wrong about nearly everything and you are an obnoxious little prick

Irish Guitarist

Stop acting like an idiot to impress kids you don't even like. Talk to your father more, he won't be around forever.

heyheyhey1982

Put as much Money as you can on Greece to win the European Championship- Nobody seen that coming!!!:D

Also Try Harder- And Education makes a huge difference. Dont go into construction.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

A combination of study harder, and also have more craic as a teenager. I didn't really do either and wasted my teens.

fee fi fo fum

That crush on the older boy next door....IT'S NOT LOVE YOU SILLY GIRL , in two years time do not choose him

Lawrence1895

'Smoking can affect your health and it doesn't matter, if it's Menthol'...or something like that

Chris P. Bacon

That younger girl next door likes you,in two years time bang her

Creature

Go to the lead bully and kick him in the balls until he pukes blood and screams like a girl.

Forest Master

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Keep doing what your doing,you will be awesome when you are older.

Aren't you that guy who mentions he has a BMW at every opportunity?

Chris P. Bacon

Forest Master wrote: »

Aren't you that guy who mentions he has a BMW at every opportunity?

I mentioned it once

tallaghtmick

dont eat for the love of god dont eat,keep playing sports jesus christ kid you have a great body for a freakishky older looking 13 year old,then id strip naked and show him the results of my life:pac:

Samba

A guy you bully in school will try and kick you in the balls until you puke blood and scream like a girl, before he gets the chance offer him a present, when he asks what it is, kick him in the balls until he pukes blood and screams like a little girl :pac:

But seriously buy Anglo Irish shares and property and sell it all in 2007.

El_Dangeroso

tony1kenobi wrote: »

13 year old me wouldn't listen to me because I was a prick when I was 13...and he'd be right.....because I'd give him sh*te advice.....because I am an even bigger prick now.

You sir made me literally lol. Bravo.

Teyla Emmagan

Don't start smoking!!!!!

Fukuyama

Grow a pair and go for it with her you pussy!

...missed opportunity I tells ya.

Forest Master

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

I mentioned it once

Unprovoked though.

Gannicus

Don't under any circumstances let your ma send you to Chanel College

lazarus mind

Leaving Cert... Don't bother.

Get out more.

Fear is only a thought

And then a massive shopping list of stocks and what not:)

Chris P. Bacon

Forest Master wrote: »

Unprovoked though.

So im not allowed to mention what kind of car I have?,what about all the people who have usernames for the car they drive?

Chuck Stone

I'd give me a right good kicking and say 'If I ever see you smoking a cigarette - I'll be back and the kicking will be twice as bad'.

mconigol

the west wing wrote: »

Your father is going to die in 3 years time, spend more time with him now!!!

This

stovelid

Red About Town wrote: »

If you could go back in time and meet yourself at the age of 13, what advice would you give to yourself?

Old people from the future are full of shit.

orourkeda

Never make a decision to please someone else.

LoanShark

When you get the chance to shift a girl from Dublin, stick your finger in, dint just rub the outer wall....!!!
You'll also shift her cousin, Stop her giving you a love bite, the grief s not worth it!!