[COMPETITION] Win 1 of 10 Carbon Monoxide Alarms thanks to ESB Electric Ireland

Electric Ireland: David

Hi Everyone,

While the prizes we're giving away in this month's competition may not have the 'oomph' factor of an iPad2, they are becoming increasingly recognized as absolute necessities in the home.
(By the way, congratulations again to Markham who won last month – hope you’re enjoying your iPad 2, we’re all quite jealous!)

But anyway, the prizes for May ……………..

We are giving away 10 Carbon Monoxide Alarms.

Why? Well, seeing as we can now provide your gas (and save you up to 17%* when you combine your electricity and gas), we feel it's a good time to further promote awareness of carbon monoxide alarms and the vitally important safety benefits they provide. In fact, due to their growing popularity, they are currently the top seller on our online store – ESBStore.ie.





To be in with a chance to win one of these stylishly safe devices (:p), simply post a comment below.

Just a suggestion now, if you're stuck for something to say... With today being the 4th May, a 'Star Wars' day in the eyes of many (May the Fourth Be With You!), why not post a pun/play on words below? Winners will be chosen at random so any comment will do, but your puns would I'm sure make things a lot more interesting!

The closing date is midnight 10th May (Tuesday) and the 10 winners will be posted here on Wednesday 11th May, in line with our usual competition Ts&Cs. To learn more about carbon monoxide alarms, go to ESBStore.ie.

Best of luck, and, erm, May The Fourth Be With You!

David

lorweld

May the fourth be with you!

remeneerb

I'm no good at puns but would love to win

Elliee

Not a star wars fan so cant be entertaining with a pun but would love to be entered either way! Thanks!!

magnumlady

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.” .......and I'd love a carbon monoxide alarm

Eoineo

Shamelessly "borrowed" from elsewhere:

The Revenue Commissioners cracked down on the Jedi master because he Yoda lotta money.

coolclogher

A lotto to do and all day to do it !!

jc77

May The Fourth Be With You!

Skid

Do I want another egg, no thanks, un ouef is enough.

mailforkev

Haven't actually seen Star Wars but I do like prizes so I'm in.

Ordin73

Yoda never let Luke speak during his training - he had to master the jedi mime tricks...boom boom :rolleyes:

Redderneck

(Borrowed) What is Obi-Wan's favorite low calorie candy? Lightsavers

colonel-yum-yum

star wars: return of the jedward

Funkfield

I entered ten puns in a competition similar to this before.

When I checked the results to see if any of my puns had won I found....

.....no pun in ten did.

geuro

god these are awful, stop this pun-ishment!

Sagat06

a comment below.

buttonsc

This is May 4th, I’m going in

brettg

To Starwarsify the lyrics of Roger Daltry and the Who ( and n'er a sign of the Doctor ! ) Chewbecca Chewbecca chew bet !:D

cynder

cant think of anything, sorry! got brain freeze.......... ummm............ i mean writers block.

emmabo25

I'm rubbish at puns and not really a Star Wars fan but would love to win one of these

phasers

Beam me up Scotty!

EI: Una

We're liking.

Just to let you all know: if you feel like posting a pun, it doesn't have to be a Star Wars one - any will do!

youcancallmeal

Well this is a gas old competition altogether isnt it!

starfish1

I'm no good at puns...better at robbing pictures

rondeco

Punitive comments on here.

ozymandias10

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Mickb

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Ghall

May The Fourth Be With You!

smallgarden

hello, itd be nice to win but hopefully wont ever have the need for one

rameire

i like chips

donalg1

C P Please Oh let me win

tony007

I would like to win

cjmcork

I want one!!

Taxedalot

Some of these puns are GAS

chasm

Pick me, pick me, you'd be Darth not to

wait4me

R (these) 2 D(etect) 2 gases or just one?
a Ha(n) Solo - just one - Carbon Monoxide.

sorry!!!!

Bumble32

Carbon Monoxide Alarms save lives.

zinzan

Google taught me these:

1. I recently spent money on detergent to unclog my kitchen sink. It was money down the drain.

2. Our social studies teacher says that her globe means the world to her.

3. A jury is never satisfied with the verdict. The jury always returns it.

4. Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare.

5. A dog not only has a fur coat but also pants.

6. Today I've got a pressing engagement. I must go to the cleaners.

7. The principal part of a horse is the mane, of course.

8. Having lots of good cookbooks only makes sense. They contain such stirring events.

9. If you want to make a pun from dunlop. Then lop off the lop and the pun is dun.

10. I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.

11. I work as a baker because I knead dough.

12. What is the difference between a conductor and a teacher?

The conductor minds the train and a teacher trains the mind.

pappyodaniel

Why do the masters of the Sith call themselves Lords and not Masters?

Cuz then we'd have Mastervader

mcgucc22

i want one

vicwatson

Please please pretty please may I have one Yoda?

Thank you !

stevemacirl

"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

BengaLover

“This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Airtricity, and will soon see the end of the rebellion.”

“When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the gaster.”

finlma

"The Carbon Monoxide Poisoning is strong in this one"

Maybe they would have survived if they had an alarm.

Tabnabs

A really important piece of kit that I'm just too cheap to buy...

Agent Smith

If only they had one of these on the Death Star....

Mayo Miss

It would be wasted on Osama but could save my life.......

AlmostQuick

It'd be gas if I won one...

thepinguin

Shame on me : I've never watch Star Wars...

dak

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

pinkyc

may the fourth be with you! =]