What annoys you the most?

ger-h

I dunno if I'm just getting older (20 next month :P) and stuff is annoying me more and more these days, but I thought I'd share a few of my annoyances with ya'll.

Firstly, Jessie J.
"Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag."
Is that legal permission to download your music for free, ye? ms.goody goody?

Secondly, adverts for yogurts that make women sh!t easier.
Bifidus noonegivesash!tikus.

Thirdly, when a crisp packet says "now 30% lower in salt/fat".
Then you open it, and there is only 70% percent crisps in the packet.

The HSBC add where they go on about how that guy uses his bird to catch fish for him and about how great their relationship is.
Seen a documentary, the bird has a wire tied around it's neck so it can't swallow the fish. That's the sort of relationship, I really want with a bank or whatever it is.

Taxi men. Im a learner driver and I like being an anal virgin. Stop always being from up my arse.

When you cant open a packet of ham and you have to do it with your teeth, when it eventually opens, the stink nearly knocks you out. This also goes for them individual beans portions now.

The moany reccesion buzz. Yawn......

Finally, I'm not a gamer, not even close, but when your watching telly and an add comes on for a game. At the bottom of the screen, it says "Not Actual Game Footage". *Sigh*

Before I end up writing a novel, I'll leave it there, but I'd love to hear what wrecks everyone else's head .

TerryTibbs!

You are annoying.

Paddy_Smith

Facebook.

hondasam

OP you are just a baby. your post made me laugh.

people who will not say what they think annoy me the most.

ger-h

TerryTibbs! wrote: »

You are annoying.

Jese man, it's only light hearted. Go back to mass

Saila

bovril, tofu, and............. wasps

hondasam

TerryTibbs! wrote: »

You are annoying.

I thought it was very funny !

ger-h

ger-h wrote: »

Finally, I'm not a gamer, not even close, but when your watching telly and an add comes on for a game. At the bottom of the screen, it says "Not Actual Game Footage". *Sigh*

I can't imagine how anyone finds this annoying.. Says more about you than the ad.

amandaf675

Taxi men. Im a learner driver and I like being an anal virgin. Stop always being from up my arse.

x 2 but ive a full licence

high 5 on turning 20 next month your a month older than me

Jesus Wept

<-- wus ere.

Dozen Wicked Words

People who think 20 is old annoy me. But not as much as not being 20 anymore.

That and trying to reply on here using a fuppin phone.

Jesus Wept

upgrade to a computer

amandaf675

dooferoaks wrote: »

People who think 20 is old annoy me. But not as much as not being 20 anymore.

That and trying to reply on here using a fuppin phone.

Smile b happy

upandcumming

Queue jumpers. The lowest of the low!
Also, people that say:
"opens popcorn"
I really wish they get a series of anal rapings as a way of saying sorry.

galwayrush

Bad drivers.
Yesterday alone, was undertaken by an idiot who thought the bus lane was for passing out a line of cars who were already doing the max speed limit, and FFS will they please organise some lessons for a lot of people in Galway as how to use a bloody roundabout.

Lanaier

NAGGERS!


lololol look at me I'm a boring and uninspired meme-parrot!!

Lanaier

Deleted User wrote: »

I can't imagine how anyone finds this annoying.. Says more about you than the ad.

Yeah those bits are clearly pre-rendered cut scenes anyway, they point it out for the one or two idiots who don't get it and will complain about it.

schween

For many people growing older is letting silly things in life annoy you.

Maturing and becoming wiser is realising that life is too short to waste it being annoyed by silly things.

Unfortunately you see many people stuck in the first all their lives.
Stop being so easily annoyed and enjoy life people!

PyeContinental

Deleted User wrote: »

I can't imagine how anyone finds this annoying.. Says more about you than the ad.

Can't imagine how anyone doesn't understand how anyone doesn't find this annoying. This reveals more about you, in fact, than it reveals about the OP (specifically in the area of psycho-sexual disorders, and in particular relating to a proclivity to auto-erotic asphyxiation).

OP, good list of minor annoyances - and nothing better than to rant about those sorts of things.

Very interesting about the bird with the wire around its neck. It annoyed me however, because you wrote "add" meaning addition, where you should have written "ad", being short for advertisement. The fact that seemingly somewhere around half of the people on here not only wouldn't know the difference but would also consider it not worth bothering about irritates me indescribably.

Angron

PyeContinental wrote: »

Can't imagine how anyone doesn't understand how anyone doesn't find this annoying. This reveals more about you, in fact, than it reveals about the OP (specifically in the area of psycho-sexual disorders, and in particular relating to a proclivity to auto-erotic asphyxiation).

Because not understanding things always leads back to auto-erotic asphyxiation...?

PyeContinental

No, but possibly in your case.

That'll be 60 euro please. Just pay on the way out.

up for anything

Having to stop at a red pedestrian light when the pedestrian who pushed the fecking button crossed without waiting for it to change is disappearing over the horizon while I sit there and fume. :mad:

kfallon

KeithAFC :pac:

jimbobaloobob

Having time speed up when im asleep.

yupyup7up

OP don't worry so much , you're only 20!

I'm 23 and I care less and less everyday. Think I'm going backwards.:D

18AD

Getting my sleeve caught on the door handle!

This rarely happens.

ChopShop

The fact there are 20 different versions of this thread?

sbsquarepants

Saila wrote: »

bovril, tofu, and............. wasps

Worst sandwich ever:eek:

NothingMan

People who drive Hyundai Sonata's or Accents.

TheZohanS

People who think boards.ie is the new Bebo, omfg lke fk of.

livEwirE

Irish people queuing at ATM's in shopping centers straight out from the machine obstructiing everyone - this is sooooooooooo Irish, do these idiots not realise they should queue alongside a wall at an atm???:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

tan11ie

Slow drivers :mad: 10mph is just not acceptable :mad::mad::mad:

RichieC

hehe.. the fart smell out of ham is jarring, alright.


and why do they all say they're resealable when I have never gotten a ham packet to reseal in my life :mad:

df1985

Said it before and I'll say it again, people who don't indicate, not just inconsiderate but potentially dangerous especially when going around roundabouts.

Its a flick of your finger people seriously!

Buzz words. Especially stuff that middle aged women hear on Oprah and start talking about to everybody. And "natural". It's good for you because its natural? How does that work? Faeces is natural but that doesn't mean it's healthy to eat it!

arybvtcw0eolkf

Two faced cunts/friends who don't have my back.

inforfun

Riley Swift Quadruped wrote: »

Two faced cunts/friends who don't have my back.

That post really is open for misinterpration on a black background...

arybvtcw0eolkf

inforfun wrote: »

That post really is open for misinterpration on a black background...

I don't get you?

ger-h

PyeContinental wrote: »

It annoyed me however, because you wrote "add" meaning addition, where you should have written "ad", being short for advertisement. The fact that seemingly somewhere around half of the people on here not only wouldn't know the difference but would also consider it not worth bothering about irritates me indescribably.

My bad, I am studying Journalism in college, I really should have caught that one :P

Some great ones here, highlights being the ATM, indicatating, and popcorn opening haha .

Angeles

American's who feel the need to spread there patriotic BS on boardsie...
...

orourkeda

ger-h wrote: »

I dunno if I'm just getting older (20 next month :P) and stuff is annoying me more and more these days, but I thought I'd share a few of my annoyances with ya'll.

Firstly, Jessie J.
"Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag."
Is that legal permission to download your music for free, ye? ms.goody goody?

Secondly, adverts for yogurts that make women sh!t easier.
Bifidus noonegivesash!tikus.

Thirdly, when a crisp packet says "now 30% lower in salt/fat".
Then you open it, and there is only 70% percent crisps in the packet.

The HSBC add where they go on about how that guy uses his bird to catch fish for him and about how great their relationship is.
Seen a documentary, the bird has a wire tied around it's neck so it can't swallow the fish. That's the sort of relationship, I really want with a bank or whatever it is.

Taxi men. Im a learner driver and I like being an anal virgin. Stop always being from up my arse.

When you cant open a packet of ham and you have to do it with your teeth, when it eventually opens, the stink nearly knocks you out. This also goes for them individual beans portions now.

The moany reccesion buzz. Yawn......

Finally, I'm not a gamer, not even close, but when your watching telly and an add comes on for a game. At the bottom of the screen, it says "Not Actual Game Footage". *Sigh*

Before I end up writing a novel, I'll leave it there, but I'd love to hear what wrecks everyone else's head .

You'll soon get used to getting your arse grabbed by Taxi Drivers

Kevin Duffy

Angeles wrote: »

American's ...

People who put apostrophes in plurals.

More annoying still, pedestrians who walk out in front of cars in city centres without so much as a glance at traffic, lights, etc. Get killed if you want, just don't involve me.

ger-h

Lanaier wrote: »

Yeah those bits are clearly pre-rendered cut scenes anyway, they point it out for the one or two idiots who don't get it and will complain about it.

I reckon alot of them games are for kids. Hows a kid meant to know the difference? :rolleyes:

longshanks

Those ads for brennans bread, todayiz bread todayih.

Chris P. Bacon

Bad drivers.

inforfun

Riley Swift Quadruped wrote: »

I don't get you?

On (my) black background the "n" isnt visible in your post.
So it reads more or less like your ts friends dont have your back.....
I suppose you know where ts stands for, amongst others..

The King of Moo

In fairness, the "not actual game footage" is a legal requirement, largely due, I believe, to an ad for a Harry Potter game with footage that looked like it could have been from a video game, and was vastly superior to how the actual game looked (ps1 era, I think), leading to many disappointed kiddywinks with a game that looked and played crap. I think it's fair enough to have the disclaimer on ads, as these days the average standard of graphics isn't a big leap from the pre-rendered footage they use on the ads.

Also, just don't eat ham!

ger-h

The King of Moo wrote: »

In fairness, the "not actual game footage" is a legal requirement, largely due, I believe, to an ad for a Harry Potter game with footage that looked like it could have been from a video game, and was vastly superior to how the actual game looked (ps1 era, I think), leading to many disappointed kiddywinks with a game that looked and played crap. I think it's fair enough to have the disclaimer on ads, as these days the average standard of graphics isn't a big leap from the pre-rendered footage they use on the ads.

Also, just don't eat ham!

Sorry I think I got my point across for that one. I don't mean the little writing is annoying, I just wished they showed actual gameplay in the first place.

As for not eating ham, I dont really even like it. I just put everything into a sambo :P

Gummy Panda

Hipsters.. Fúcking díckheads

The King of Moo

Sorry, OP, you're right, and I agree with you, they shouldn't use non-game footage in the first place. Surely if the game's good enough it can speak for itself.

landsleaving

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Hipsters.. Fúcking díckheads

But... but I love my life as a dickhead!

*cries*